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Norwegian World Cup star Erling Haaland teammates make fun of him for ordering water “They complain when I order this, but when I score the goals then they zip it up.”

u/breakthebookie — 17 hours ago
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Tonight we rightfully sweep the group

It has truly been a delight showing the rest of the world our quintessential exceptionalism

u/breakthebookie — 10 days ago
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Today we take the group

Game in Seattle which is a good soccer town by American standards

Federal bank holiday so Americans should be off and ready to go

Win today and a path to knockout is all but secured

u/breakthebookie — 17 days ago
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Euros; I didnt know you had a secret football league

“You like krabby patties don’t you squidward? “

u/breakthebookie — 22 days ago

Which one of yall forgot to delete their search history

My money is on Pierre. Hans’ would’ve been of a decidedly darker flavor

u/breakthebookie — 25 days ago
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One of my favorite things on twitter right now, is a German dude who traveled to America for the Soccer World Cup

u/AUfella — 24 days ago