u/bumpty

I want to do an open mic soon. This is me practicing my set. I’ve never done standup before.

How is my pacing? What could I be doing better?

Thanks!

I love being able to order food on my phone, go through a drive through and pick it up, without really having to talk to anyone.

I don’t want to engage or do small talk with strangers.

Recently, I went to pick up my order. While waiting, the guy at the window says, “hey! What are you up to today? Got any plans?” With a big grin.

I stare at him. I replied, “that’s none of your business. Thanks for asking.”

He look confused and hurt. Bruh. I’m evil af.

Indian street food. Inside Desi Brothers at Parmer and Mopac. LOVE the veg somosas. And they have a bunch of sweets and deserts. Also best cake in town! Get the Black Forest. You won’t be disappointed.

Young me at 21 practicing at work. That was a fun job with a lot of down time.

Pumping out 265hp just like the factory says it should.

I recorded this yesterday. My advice: don’t pull guard on dudes this big

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/164460/the-black-maw

I have 4 chapters uploaded and I have the rest of the book mapped out. Just have to write it!

Would you mind taking a look and leaving some feedback?

Looks like a dead orchard set up but no submission attempt yet.

I thought slamming was only out of submissions.

What’s your take?