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An old grandma lives in a glass house

Everything in this house is made of different glass objects, the tables are upside-down wine glasses, her kitchen sink is a vase. She wakes up every morning from her glass bed, walks down her stairs made of sunglasses, opens her cupboard with its test-tube handles, EVERYTHING is a different glass object.

She knows her grandson is visiting soon, so she leaves the door a little open for when he arrives. She sits back to relax on her beer-mug couch when she hears a knock on the door.

She yells, "come in, come in, the door's ajar!"

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u/cannedbeef255 — 13 days ago
▲ 1.5k r/sillyboyclub

guess the bookshelf isn't a good enough hiding place

welllll would you look at that? in "looking for some electronics" (which i guess he expected to find in my bookshelf??) my dad found a letter i planned to post to my boyfriend that not only reveals he's my boyfriend, but that i also sign with my chosen name that he doesn't know about :333

so now he thinks i'm being groomed by a pedo who's lying about his age or something (????), talks about how "we all do stupid things when we're 16", tries to talk to me about honesty, and mentions the name once before never failing to address me by my birth name in nearly every single sentence spoken to me for the rest of the day.

then he wonders why i seem "annoyed" at him. like, fuck off.

aaaaaaa sorry if this isn't like "bad enough" of something idk im sorry

u/cannedbeef255 — 14 days ago
▲ 8 r/musicteenager+1 crossposts

was going to be a 5x5 but kept thinking "oh i need to add this too", gimme some recommendations

u/cannedbeef255 — 20 days ago
▲ 11 r/sillyboyclub

it's not like i'm getting any useful advice here but i just want to write this somewhere idk

welllllll would you look at that, i'm posting on this godforsaken shithole of a subreddit again :333

my boyfriend's abusive parents cut his internet access almost two weeks ago i feel so fucking lost. i haven't been able to contact him at all, he lives on basically the opposite side of the world to me, and i don't even know of he's alive (his stepdad makes regular death threats to him). i missed my opportunity to talk to him before he disconnected by LITERALLY A FEW SECONDS, if i had woken up just a few minutes earlier, or hadn't lay in bed like a fucking pathetic lump of meat for quite so long i could've seen his texts or called him or something but no. i missed my chance and it's my fault.

i actually don't know what to do, im terrified for him and feel so fucking powerless, what can i do??? how can i talk to him??? no one i know irl even knows he exists (save for my sister but she's like 13 and can't do anything to help), and i guess that's my fault again but oh well too late. i know this is an impossible question and there's no miracle solution save physical mail which his parents might see but i'm asking anyway because i'm desperate, is there a way i can talk to him, or literally anything i can do to help him??

maybe i'm too dependant because i haven't been able to function at all really these past few days but idk. it's two and a half hours past midnight but i can't sleep and i don't know why i'm writing this or if anyone cares but idk. i'll delete this later probably.

u/cannedbeef255 — 27 days ago