u/cumslutte

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generational differences are so prominent it's crazy

young people don't like older people and vice versa, it seems. even twenty years is somehow a huge leap. honestly, even just a difference in where someone lives in the same state can be huge.

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u/cumslutte — 1 day ago
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people have a low bar when it comes to you not matching their energy

not sure if I'm articulating this well enough but yeah people seem to not be able to tolerate you not giving them as much energy as they're giving, and it makes working with these types of people difficult because they assume something is wrong, whether it's you're in a bad mood that day or that your personality must be wrong or something? I don't think I articulated that last part properly

somebody will be like "haha hey man what the fuck is up today man" and I'm like "it's fine" and suddenly you've grown a second head and they look at you like "is something wrong?" with a lilt of 'you seem off'

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u/cumslutte — 1 day ago

unsure of how to tag this post

I was curious to ask Reddit "what is a song that was actually written by a 'cookie-cutter'-popular or mainstream artist and actually hits?" but I think this sub fits the question better. that being said, I'd love to hear from you all, and feel free to toss a few recs

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u/cumslutte — 3 days ago

sorry, another impulsive "shit sucks" post

writing this after I found out my app now features an experimental chat style that's *not* Pipsqueek! it's still not very good and often uses odd formatting

"Like this! for whatever reason, my characters sometimes speak specifically in character quoting dialogue they invent!"

**or like this, to like, idek, make their text *look* cooler or more important for whatever reason?**

well anyways, shit still sucks. I miss my chat styles. I miss being able to have simple, rapid fire conversation.

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u/cumslutte — 5 days ago

ULPT request

how to get back at or stop a barista who always tries to make small talk and points out little aspects of you to get you to budge?

"that it is some mighty nice hair you've got, I know it ain't easy taking care of it and I commend you for it"

"I really like how nimble your fingers are"

"it's really cool how your watch has two different band colors, gosh you're so fashionable and I bet you don't even try" - to name a few

it's aggregating and I need it to end as fast as possible

(I have no idea how this sub works btw, just felt like trying it out lol)

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u/cumslutte — 7 days ago
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a rant about reddit users

it seems on reddit I need to spell everything out the maximum amount, and everything must be straightforward and every side tangent must be outlined. the amount of comments I get saying "what?" because people don't know how to read what I'm saying. this is why I explain things as much as possible. if you don't want to read my whole thing, don't do it and move on. if you do though, everything should be in there. God I hate people

I also put a lot of disclaimers about things being jokes, sarcasm, so on and so forth.

just had to get this out, I think about it more than I should.

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u/cumslutte — 8 days ago
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not a serious opinion, purely lighthearted

I think people should be able to just retire several years earlier than the average age of 65. I shouldn't be dealing with a bunch of bitter 62-year-olds and 50-somethings for so many years

this is not a serious opinion, and I'm not taking into account anything else when I say this, it's mostly a rant about bitter old people

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u/cumslutte — 8 days ago
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summer rant

nothing pisses me off more than summer, like what do you mean the sun is out at 6am? what do you mean I have to let my car warm up for 15 minutes before I can touch the seat belt? what do you mean I can't wear my favorite hoodie? what do you mean *sun screen*?? what do you mean I have to apply sun screen and now it feels like I can't touch anything or rest against anything because I had to get rid of my jacket bc it's hotter than balls out here and now my bare sun screened arm is rubbing against everything?? fuck I just hate it all

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u/cumslutte — 8 days ago
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reddit comments

no matter how reasonable, nuanced, and well-meaning you think your comment on reddit is, you'll always find it amasses a few downvotes

or maybe this is just when I comment in horny reddits, perhaps that's my problem lmao

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u/cumslutte — 9 days ago

if you're looking for some unconventional but interesting exposure therapy for social anxiety and generally talking to people, the next time someone mentions they like something, say "yeah my son loves that" (it's better if you don't have a kid and person doesn't know that) and let me know how it go

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u/cumslutte — 12 days ago

what was a film or TV show you randomly put on one night but found out you *really* liked it. like, way more than you thought you even *could*?

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u/cumslutte — 13 days ago
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car insurance is mandatory for a lot of people but everytime I hear about a car accident on the news or from a friend the offending or otherwise other party never has insurance and I never hear of any consequences for that?

it's always "well they didn't have insurance, didn't have an active license" this and that

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u/cumslutte — 14 days ago
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daylight saving time so the daylight is on at 5am and I *still* see bitches driving with their highbeams on!! what the helllll

and I know they're using their brights because I'll watch them turn them off a second or two later! i was sitting in my car enjoying my breakfast when someone in the whataburger parking lot turned their car on and their highbeams were automatically set so I politely signaled for them to switch them off and they very kindly did. my bad for going to whataburger I suppose, where the bigass trucks call home.

(editor's note: bitches, as used in this post, is not used to refer to specifically any gender of person but is instead used as a derogatory term for people who use their high beam headlights when driving during the daylight hours.)

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u/cumslutte — 15 days ago

I'm wondering why when I leave my phone alone for several hours, I'll come back and it'll suddenly be almost completely full. I normally keep about 400MB free (I know that's not enough and I should fix it, but that's not what I'm asking) and I'm wondering why it seems to balloon up pretty randomly? one time I even watched it as it filled up, it was crazy

on that same note, I feel like i remember it doing just the opposite before just overnight. I'll wake up and my low storage sticky notification will be gone and I'll end up having a full 2GB+ free. I'm just wondering why it does this?

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u/cumslutte — 23 days ago