Flashing the Middle Finger to Someone Is a Sign of Respect

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Studies find that flashing someone the middle finger actually makes them happier, exerts a calming effect, and boosts relationships. While people often misunderstand the gesture as an offensive signal used to provoke others, its usage actually reveals a primal instinct to mend relationships.

Anatomically, the middle finger is longer than the rest of the digits and is considered the most important finger in several cultures. For instance, the Sakalava ethnic group believes that if a lemur points its middle finger at someone, that person is marked for death. This demonstrates that the lemur's middle finger is deeply respected and sacred. Much like the ring finger, it carries its own profound meaning, symbolizing dignity and respect. Another proof of the middle finger's positive benefits is its frequent use in sexual acts, where two people are at their most intimate.

It is clear that history, biology, and anthropology all point to the same undeniable truth: the middle finger is not an insult, but a sign of love. So go ahead and show your middle finger to someone you care today.

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u/deathpad17 — 1 month ago
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Is it true that Sam Altman dick ripped off when Optimus robot gave him handjob?

Yesterday, I saw Elon Must post on X, said that Sam Altman was hospitalized. Sam Altman replaced Optimus AI with ChatGPT5, and tried to test it's sexual capability. However, the Optimus handjob were too fast, and at the end, it grabbed Sam's dick so hard and his dick ripped off. I'm so worried about Sam, and hoping someone has more information about this

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u/deathpad17 — 1 month ago
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Sky Striker vs Branded

I have Fallen of Albaz and Alba Lenatus in my deck, cause Im tired of Branded xd

u/deathpad17 — 2 months ago

Why White Album 2 have to be so good 😭?

Not sure if this is a review or not, but I just want to share my experience, even though I'm still in the introductionary chapter. Sorry for my bad english

This game has been on my watchlist for years. Actually, I had read the VN up to the point where >!Haruki & Setsuna kissed in front of Setsuna's house!<. I stopped there because I just couldn't agree with him, even though I could actually relate to him. It was so painful to watch. After a few years, I decided to read the VN again, and damn, I cried so much at the >!Setsuna birthday scene!<. Both of the finally understand each other, but it was already too late 😭😭. I had to take a break because I couldn't contain my emotions. Now I'm crying again at the>!graduation scene!<. Why does it have to be so good? 😭

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u/deathpad17 — 2 months ago