Spaceball ONE vs. [Insert any smaller ship here]

Still no! It isn't the size of your Spaceballs' crew, but how big your Spaceball ONE is (not to mention how you use it)! Remember, Spaceball ONE is also a transformer which can be changed into a massive robot called (Reddit post) MEGA MAID and go from suck to blow with the flip of a switch!

This means this Spaceball "We Brake for Nobody" ONE ship could literally destroy both the death star and suck out all the air out of Planet Druidia at the same time!

There are so many 'wanna be' so called mega ships out there even ones that transform, but they will never compare to ONE... Spaceball One! It is just too big! No other one comes close!

The idea for this post came from this Reddit Post and the CBR Article proving Spaceballs is Better than Star Wars and lastly Spaceball ONE design at D6Holocron.

Edit: Here it is, the short (not short SHORT) version...

TODAY June 28th, 2026 - Spaceballs creator Mel Brooks 100th Birthday

Wish him... a happy one... hundred!

Wishing you a happy one hundred, Mel Brooks, from all of us here on Spaceballs: The Subreddit!

Spaceballs: The Quotes Game

1. Mission: See who can 'dink' the other in this battle of Spaceball wits!
2. Playing: Surely, everyone knows a few common Spaceballs: The Quotes, but true Spaceballs know who said it and when it happened in the movie!
3. Rules: Don't go rewinding your licensed VHS copy of Spaceballs to find the scene - in fact "Never play this again" during gameplay anyway.
4. Allowed - quotes that are just sounds like:

• "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... it" (said by Spaceball Actor/Comedian Michael Winslow pictured above)
• A clearing of a throat sound (said by Yogurt just before he spills the tea on Lonestarr)

Example: "Nice dissolve!" Answer: Barf said it just before the four started the trek across the hot desert when the "sun is overhead".

"Everybody got that?!"

"GOOD."

Spaceballs: the Mega Maid.

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! New and improved Spaceballs: the Mega Maid now has both 'suck' and 'blow' functions! There is a even a handy switch on the side that 'switches' from 'suck' to 'blow' and (hopefully) vice versa. You can conveniently control MM with a schwartz ring, an app on your phone or now, through voice commands! When you want MM to suck or blow just speak up!

Let's say you want to suck out all the mog hair out of your brand new white Mercedes, MM could do that! Just speak the desired command like 'Not in Here Mister' and MM switches (may take a few unbearable seconds) from suck to blow so you can blow off your mog (let's name him Barf) before Barf climbs down any ladders from space through the sun roof!

MM also has a self destruct mechanism (as an auto precautionary measure) just in case you need to destroy any evidence of MM which is activated with the (private) password 'Thank you' and deactivated with the combination 1-2-3-4... and maybe a 5.

Disclaimer: Some things when sucked out, MM cannot put back in like trees. Once pulled out of the ground, they don't magically go back in. Same with singing aliens that pop out unexpectedly.

Thank y...

Merchandise idea? Disappointed there was no Spaceballs the Flame Thrower in existence, so I propose a product idea that we can all bounce around the playing field: Spaceballs the Space balls (for Adults)!

Sure, playing with balls is fun, but playing inside them is a gas! This is why we need space balls that adults can actually crawl inside - because we aren't allowed in those kiddie ball play spaces at fast food places! We could even have a Spaceballs the Space ball Cup Tournament where players could literally be Spaceballs!

NASA's Robert Simmon who said "It IS photo*hop... it has to be" and is named Mr. Blue Marble for a reason. Copy and paste clouds? Unrealistic land dimensions? Not Mr. Marble! Genuine article?? NASA's own!!

1.	"Animal (Cage)"	3:00
2.	"Animal (Gate)"	3:02
3.	"Animal (Guide)"	2:44
4.	"Modern Angel"	4:12
5.	"Junkdrome"	7:35
6.	"Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Girlfriend"	5:58
7.	"Skin (Fur Coat)"	3:59
8.	"GenEcide"	6:53
9.	"Crushed"	6:13
10.	"offEND"	1:38
11.	"Animal (Zoo)"	4:02
12.	"Serial Killers Don't Kill Their Boyfriend"	3:09
13.	"Happiness (More Angels)"	6:38
14.	"Crushed (Obscene)"	4:11
15.	"Melt (Again)"	5:06
16.	"Speed Angels"	2:52

Track 14 & 15 on CD version only.

The term terrestrial, means of or pertaining to the Earth. Ea(Enki) is where Earth comes from. Therefore Extraterrestrial means outside our known 'Earth'?

Chief scribe of Eridu, Endubsar in Sumerian writings was taken to these lands.. "when I lifted my eyes, there were two divine emissaries standing near me. And they had the faces of men, and their garments were sparkling like burnished brass. And they called me by name and spoke to me, saying: You are summoned by the great lord Enki. Fear not, for you are blessed. And we are here to take you aloft, and carry you unto his retreat in the Land of Magan, on the island amidst the River of Magan"

The painting is from UN headquarters in NY, showing ,a barrier as Antarctica, an opening & is a bit differentthan the publics used to with the land masses outside the barrier. Also you see the sun/moon as luminaries which revolve around Earth. Here the map on the UN logo is the same, broken into 33 sections.(33 again). There's also What In my opinion is actually is the most accurate map of our Earth.

Antarctica isn't a land mass only, this was proven with the Japanese tsunami a few years back. If you've been paying attention a soft disclosure has been happening regarding our true reality , and showing thay Antarctica is a 360° 49,728 mile long ice wall perimeter basin/container of our known Earth plain and its oceans.. Read the Antarctica Treaty-https://www.nsf.gov/geo/opp/antarct/anttrty.jsp In the 1900s a Dr found an ancient world map in Japan & it shows those lands outside the ice barrier Hawaii Gazette 1907...

During the Arctic expedition led by Byrd between 1933-1935, 60 of the 82 members were Freemasons. On February 5, 1935 that very crew established the First Antarctic Lodge No. 777 of New Zealand. Anyone who crossed the Antarctic circle at 66° south with Byrd was required to join his Freemasonic "Order of The Penguin" swearing them to secrecy about what they would see beyond the Antarctic ice walls. Now apparently Earths tilt on its axis at 66.6, in truth the Earth is motionless; so they'll say we're spinning 1,000 mph. The apple fairytale with Newton and gravity, 1666 If the Sun circuits us; they'll say we orbit the Sun @ 66,666 mph. The polar "circles" at the poles at 66.6N & S latitude, etc.

Apocryphon of John, a Nag Hammadi text: "For indeed their delight is bitter and their beauty is depraved. And their triumph is in deception (apaton), leading astray, for their own structure is without divinity."

NASA Gene Kranz "in the 60s our simulation tech was so sophisticated that no controller could differentiate between training & real mission".

Whaf if the Antarctica treaty & "space race " was actually about when the various govts found out about the many lands past Antarctica? Remember the same group ive been talking about Created NASA exactly the same Time as THEY stopped anyone from Exploring or Flying over "ANTARCTICA" with the ANTARCTICA TREATY... the name NASA(Not A Space Agency) is close to nasha in Hebrew means to deceive, take away, or beguile. All of the head guys at these institutions were Nazis, not jus in America. Nasa was Von Braun, HallStein- EU , Huesinger-NATO chief of Staff Waldheim-UN Secy Gen...Flauche Map This is a significant release, from the Russians and maps out the German bases in & beyond Antarctica. Also shows coordinates and instructions for the passage of a submarine through the wall of ice. More info on Antarctica & what occurred in the 40s is in the thread I'll link.

Its not wel known that a ship in any ocean in the world can set their bearings in any direction, literally blindfolded, and will reach the South Pole. Here-Cessna since the 60s there's never been an actual genuine image of Earth, nor Antarctica. And every single image NASA puts out has been proven to be fake. Here, caught passing off Canada as Mars.

The lie of the shape of our earth is the foundational building block to every other lie. The earth is not simply just flat, hollow, or a globe. Its as Tesla said, a dynamo its an organism. They do not want you to learn that Earth just like humankind was created in Gods image as a multi-dimensional realm and therefore we are capable of raising vibration and consciousness to achieve dimensional ascension from this matrix, or Matrika (hindu) of fake Land masses & deception.

Scientists found an impenetrablebarrier above Earth, youll see the ancient accounts of how the Apkallu, and others would come from the Abzu...The only way to leave is through the waters. I recommend researching sky ice. In Antarctica the dome was documented until 1960, is a extremely sophisticated device that self-repairs as it is damaged or begins aging. Researchers in the Arctic Circle mil bases claim they can only ‘tunnel 10 miles into the ice wall before it self-closes.

They found out about the Bigger World.. Why do you think the Vatican covered up the ancient world maps? Every single one shows more lands, and found in their archivesmap, The Brauche Map that was hidden in the Vatican shows Antarctica as well.

What happens when you get to close to the barrier... Warship

Throughout history, we have detailed accounts of what was called the Forbidden Land, the Land of White Waters ..., the Land of Radiant Spirits, the Land of Living Fire, the Land of the Living Gods and the Land of Wonders. Hindus have known it as Aryavarsha, the land from which the Vedas come; the Chinese as Hsi Tien, the Western Paradise of Hsi Wang Mu, the Royal Mother of the West;

Ancient Antarctica During the 15-1600s, many like Vespucci made trips there & write about the people who were there, ALL older maps show that there was a civilization on Antarctica at that time AND it was connected to S America by a small land bridge.