▲ 2 r/CrazyIdeas
Disney should make a feature for their next live action movie where you can pay $8 for a downvote
reddit.comu/dirtmother — 1 day ago
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▲ 1 r/CrazyIdeas
Lose fifty dollars on a guitar board
Put fifty dollars down and it just says, "no"
u/dirtmother — 1 day ago
▲ 17 r/FanTheories
[Yellow Submarine] the nowhere man is an older blue meanie with dementia
He has forgotten his purpose and grown a big ass nose, which is why he has become the "Nowhere Man."
However, he is still a blue meanie. His dementia made him nicer and more pliable, and that's all.
u/dirtmother — 6 days ago
John Ritter? Jack Tripper? The "third company" was Jack the Ripper the whole time.
reddit.comu/dirtmother — 18 days ago
▲ 0 r/MandelaEffect
The loose guy from Threes Company was Czech and his name was Larry Svboda, right?
Apparently his name is Larry Dallas now.
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When did that happen?
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u/dirtmother — 18 days ago
▲ 218 r/CrazyIdeas
Dr. Doghouse. It's basically "House", but he's a vet that is also very bad at his job because he is also a dog addicted to ketamine.
His catchphrase is, "it's never parvo," and instead of a cane, he walks around with a leash in his mouth.
u/dirtmother — 19 days ago
▲ 78 r/CrazyIdeas
Do alcohol prohibition again. Specifically just to fuck with people this time.
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u/dirtmother — 23 days ago
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A "Candide" slasher horror movie
It's in the public domain, so why not?
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The old woman gets her ass burnt off GRAPHICALLY.
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It lasts a WHILE.
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also, at some point someone says, "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire"
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It worked for Popeye the Slayer Man, so why not?
u/dirtmother — 24 days ago
After WWII, The Hitler family decided to stop having children and end their family line.
So... they decided to do Eugenics about it.
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Claaaassic Hiiitler!
u/dirtmother — 24 days ago
▲ 85 r/CrazyIdeas
Calzone crunch cereal: it's a bunch of tiny calzones in an Alfredo sauce soup, with crouton flavored pebbles.
reddit.comu/dirtmother — 1 month ago
▲ 43 r/rant
In 2005, I waited two hours to talk to a radio DJ to ask them to play the Shaggs. And they had the nerve to say that I was wasting THEIR time.
So, I was 15, and had bought a book of the "50 worst rock and roll records of all time" for a dollar from the thrift store.
I went out of my way to buy a bunch of them from FYE- including a bunch of Jethro Tull, Lou Reed, and Metallica albums- and I really liked them.
So it made sense for me to try to find the number one "worst" band of all time- the Shaggs.
YouTube didn't exist then, and the one time my parents tried to buy me a black metal album on the internet, they got their identities stolen, so that was a no-go.
So I sat there waiting- on a school night, well past midnight- for over two hours for the alt-rock DJ. I asked him if they would play the Shaggs.
And he said, "thaaaanks... for wastin' myyyyy time..."
I will never not be pissed about this.
Anyway, here are the Shaggs.
u/dirtmother — 2 months ago