u/ecstaticpancake

✨Baby’s first accident✨

I potentially totaled my car today. I was at a stop light, saw the light turn green, cars started to move, I started to move, then like a big dumb dingus I looked down at my phone to order a coffee and then-

BOOM! Rear-ended an SUV!

Couldn’t have been going too fast since it was shortly after I started moving, but clearly fast enough to ruin my poor girl’s entire face. Everyone was okay, no airbags deployed, their vehicle has damage/scrapes to the bumper, but mine is in rough shape. I admitted to the driver that I was looking down at my phone. What good would it be if I lied to them? This is certainly a wake-up call to me, so hopefully it can be a wake-up call to everyone else.

I just want to give a PSA to PUT YOUR DAMN PHONE DOWN WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING GOOD GOD IT CAN WAIT. You don’t want to end up like me!

No birbs were harmed in the cleaning of this bird bath.

The single feather cracks me up. 😂

I think they were upset that a lot of the water evaporated from the bath.

Some current nicknames: Theo, Fee-o, Tee-o, Ted, Ted Fatso, Marcus, My Large Son, Desk Pooper, Gravity Pooper, Snisser, Seodoa (Japanese pronunciation)