u/enuffrespect

For me it’s when:

1. When the the Mentor joins the fight

2. When two villains fight each other

Smellrose
alright I actually kinda feel for Hellrose because she actually seemed like she wanted it, and got treated like the Wicked Witch of the West for it. I feel like I would’ve rooted if she didn’t look 40 years old.


Brooke
She has this very “beauty pageant” vibe about her that Tyra clearly hates in Contestants. and she must’ve hated Brooke considering she eliminated her on her graduation day. She was also introduced that “white girl who can rap” when she clearly can’t. All her photos were okay but not spectacular “photo of the week” tier.


Jaeda
in her introduction, the auditions, She had a masculine face shape. The makeover they gave her with the pixie cut, ironically made her look more feminine. Besides that, she took decent photos. Major Halle Berry Vibes


AJ
She reminds me A LOT of Jayla from Cycle 5. She has that sarcastic energy. that 2000s emo/scene haircut…


Monique
Well, we all know who got casted for drama this Cycle. It was this girl who we’re all talking about. She acted like a toddler in the house, i’m surprised no one in the house got their revenge on her.


Megg
“ROCK N’ ROLLLLLLL”
Peter Griffin Voice Shut up, Megg.
I liked Megg and thought she could’ve lasted longer than she did. Her Circus photo wasnt even the worst photo of that week.


Christian
looked promising, but unfortunately God wasn’t watching over her that day, she’s the first one out.


Anchal
This may be a hot take, but her face shape looked weird to me. She looked like Steve from Minecraft. She does that annoying thing of constantly fishing for compliments.


CariDee
She’s a blonde bimbo but I didn’t feel opposed to her winning. Tyra sure did though. it felt like hated CariDee, anytime she did well in a photo, Tyra would tell her she looked too crazy/Out of Control, and while CariDee was doing well, Tyra said her eagerness was DESPERATION. then when CariDee got hypothermia in one photoshoot, telling every she was cold and needed to warm up, Tyra said “she acted too dangerously and didn’t tell anyone” which is dumb considering Tyra’s “beauty is pain” stance.


Eugenia
She went so far in the competition but she didn’t have a whole lot of memorable moments, kinda just kept to herself. She did have some great pictures like her Matador or her Covergirl photos. That’s about it.

Megan
A cutie patootie. Sadly didn’t stay for long. that backstory she had about crashing in a plane was tragic but I hardly doubt fashion designers are gonna care for a girl because she has a sob story.


Amanda & Michelle
We’re talking about these two at the same time because they’re a package deal of mediocrity. Seriously, I’m sure they’re nice gals but I just don’t see the appeal of these two. They don’t look like models to me. They look like nerdy girls you would see in a library. Speaking of which, they look a lot like Shandi from Cycle 2.

You wanna be top? You wanna be on top? Na na na na na na na na you wanna be on top? Naanannaananna


Joanie
She was 21 and looked like a soccer mom at that age. She used to be a stripper, which is pretty the all-American job for a woman. She didn’t win so she ended up become a carpenter. You know, that probably makes more money than modeling so good on her.


Jade
Jade was…unique.. As delusional as she was (as if she was gonna make it big at her age), she had a very bohemian style to her. I find it funny she said she wanted to be elementary school teacher, that had to be a lie. She looked very old in the face, which Joanie actually joked about


Sara
She’s like a taller Scarlet Johansson, whith DSL’s to match. But again, they just had to ruin her look with that short haircut, sometimes I feel Tyra was intentionally sabotaging these girls. Obviously very attractive, moreso before her makeover.


Furonda
I’ll be honest I don’t see the appeal. She’s built like an awkward lanky teenager. And the fact she made her own rule book, as if anyone if gonna talk trash to her face. The long hair makeover did massively improve her look though. It bumped her from 3/10 to 6.5/10.


Leslie
“What nourishes me, destroys me”
That tattoo she got sticks with me for whatever reason. Anyways, she had that sort of nonchalant look to her. I actually think she’s pretty overlooked at far as C6 girls go. She had a few good shots like the Krumping and Future Careers.


Kathy
For a first boot, she was a strangely charming in a way. Southern belle personally + Woodpecker Nose made her memorable and endearing.


Mollie-Sue
Now that’s a White Trash name if I ever heard one. She reminded me a lot of Amanda except less blind. She got a short haircut like Sara but somehow pulls it off, she ended up looking like someone’s lesbian aunt. Should’ve gotten a breast augmentation as a makeover. She and Danielle were apparently close but we never really saw that.


Brooke
“Her name is Brooke and She’s not shook!” Wait wrong Brooke? I’m a Cycle off
She’s alright, she has a slightly masculine face. But I guess it works in her favor since Modeling loves girls like that. Her telling Nnenna “if Africa is so perfect why don’t you go back to it” or something like that.


Nnenna
She was extremely confident, I mean you kinda have to be to sign up for a modeling competition. She’s like Yaya without the cultured background to back up her ego. Then there was her boyfriend John. I get secondhand embarrassment from the dude, he was happy to see her and she basically cheated on him by kissing another model.


Gina
Yikes. What a nervous wreck. She’s another one of those emotionally fragile people who lacked confidence. Jade was able to get to her pretty easily. Her saying she wanted to watch Danielle in the shower was…something. Her photos were pretty awkward, but her bald photo was great. She had potentional but unfortunately the fashion industry never picked her up.

Wendy
Another contestants who was only brought on because she had a sob story. She shouldn’t be on a modeling show. She should be finding her parents.


Kari
I don’t have a lot to say about this girl, except she looks like one of those girly cartoons like Bratz. It blew my mind to find out she was related to Nicole Linkletter.


Danielle
She had some great photos but in every single photo she took she had that same bored, tired expression every photo. And yet other girls get torn apart for their “lack of versatility”. Also her getting her gap closed is weird considering there’s plenty of models out there who have gaps in their teeth.

I personally think it should, the world needs more Top Model more than ever.

Kyle
Not much to say about her. Seemed like a sweet cheerleader girl. She also worked at Dairy Queen.

Cassandra
A cutie! Another H-Town Representative! Too bad Tyra bullied her for being too “Pageant girl” or whatever. That haircut they gave her…it didnt look bad but again it kind of aged her. At least she chose to walk out of the show gracefully. Another Houston girl bites the dust…

Bre
She was a quite a character, but seemed really childish at times, like her pouring out Nicole’s Red Bull. She’s got that Harlem Grit to her, but idk she never really seemed high fashion. And honestly? That’s for the better since High Fashion is terrible.

Jayla
Just my opinion, but I found she was very attractive. Her MySpace Scene Queen look makes me nostalgic for the 2000s. I also find it cool her favorite movie is Ghost in the Shell. Weird choice to suddenly chop off that long makeover they gave her, but I guess she looked decent with short hair. That rant against Nik made her look unhinged though. And speaking of Nik…

Little Nik-y
Everyone says she was the best the whole Cycle but honestly I don’t see the appeal. And by god that makeover she got looked bad. The straight hair they gave her in the finale looked way better than that Bird’s Nest**.**

Coryn
Or as I like to call her: Boryn. Seriously she doesn’t really stand out or have any memorable moments besides that argument with Lisa. “And what are you doing, Alcoholic b!tch?”

Nicole
I liked Nicole. She looks like your average wholesome girl-next-door. That challenge where she had to stand still while Pigeons landed on her was hilarious though. Let’s hope she’s drinking the best Red Bulls she can drink!

Ebony
DON’T snap GET snap IT snap TWISTED! All I can say is I find it funny her parents literally named her Ebony.

Kim
Putting a lesbian in the house full of girls,
I bet it felt like an “All you can eat” buffet to her. Doesn’t really give Modeling vibes at all, she looks like she came right out of a teen drama.

Sarah
The first girl who got devoured by Kim. She’s another one of those girls Thats younger than she looks because geez. What were they feeding these girls in the 2000s? Or maybe that’s the problem, they weren’t feeding them at all.

Diane
Her accent sounds like she’s doing a bad Latino impression. She’s another thick, curvy contestant and the show could more of those. Her photos were decent but sadly the modeling industry isn’t kind to the healthy beautiful women.

Ashley
Mommy.

Lisa Lisa
We’re saving the best for last (at drinking)! Lisa was quite a party animal like Brittany from Cycle 4, and twice as trashy. You can see Tyra wasnt looking for a model, she was looking for a character. This Cycle felt very teeny-bopper but Lisa stands out because she’s 25 but looks twice her age. The fact she talk to a plant and pissed in a diaper, it’s no wonder Covergirl didn’t choose her. (At least, not yet)

Tatiana
Very cute. I liked Tatiana, her look was pretty fashionable. Too bad she wasn’t Reality TV material being more withdrawn compared to the others. She looks a lot like Paulina Porizkova, who funny enough, ended up becoming a judge 5 Cycles later. I thought she took some very good pictures. That argument she had with Brandy while she hid under the table lives rent free in my head. She had a very “Russian Mail Order Bride” look to her.

Lluvy
“Me So Corny”. She was my favorite during the Cycle because how dorky she was. She had a unique, Shelly Duvall look to her. I’m bummed she never made it farther because she had potential. The fact she didn’t have a career after she show surprised me. Also. The fact her Pisces photo was called the worst photo in all of ANTM is crazy. It wasn’t even the worst photo the show has had at the time airing, let alone the worst photo in the photo shoot.

Keenyah
I’ll be honest, she looks very masculine to me. She has quite a jawline. I didn’t see the appeal of her very much, she’s a bit unattractive IMO. Her photos were hit-or-miss. I don’t get why she made it so far. The way she was Gatekeeping Naima’s blackness was messy. But you have to give her credit, she did create the Mandela effect.

Brittany
She was trashy, but entertaining. Perfect for ANTM. You just know she’s a freak. Brittany does look like a younger, fresher version of Janice Dickinson. Although, at times it felt like she really didn’t seem interested in modeling and just wanted to party.

Rebecca
Thud.

Brandy
Another H-town representative, but I’ll be honest I didn’t see her appeal neither. She looked like the singer Brandy which confused me when looking her up. The part where production said they weren’t gonna give her a makeover was crazy. Tyra saw that Ronald McDonald Afro and thought “Nah, she’s good as she is.” Of all the girls she needed a makeover the most. And the fact they made her bald was worse. She looked like a hooker before and after.

Sarah
This poor girl never had a chance. She looked like she came right out of trailer park. They gave her a short haircut which aged her 2 decades then sent her home the week Rigby after. Brutal.

Brita
Another girl whom I thought should’ve went further than she did, considering she’s the first boot. At least she got a proper elimination in panel, unlike the first boot of last Cycle, Magdalena.

Kahlen
Kahlen was ok. Had that white trash look to her, but she seems nice. She did take a lot of good photos though. A lot more photogenic than she realizes. Almost felt like the main character of this Season. There was that photoshoot where she had to pose in a grave right after learning a friend back home passed away. I think that was just an unfortunate coincidence, not the show intentionally being malicious.

Noelle
I thought Noelle was very attractive. But she didn’t really get to do much. She seemed to have beef with Michelle but that’s about it.

Michelle
Michelle is an interesting gal. For a wrestler, she seemed very fragile. Despite that, she was an ok model. Definitely fits more fitness modeling than traditional. The other girls, even Kahlen, calling her ugly made me feel a little bad for her.

Naima
Unforgettable winner. Although the hairstyles she gets look pretty bad sometimes. The spiky hair is memorable, but she looks better with long straight hair. Besides that, I think she’s decent overall.

Christina
This girl was done dirty. The judges tore her apart because…she was boring. They also called her an ice Queen when she seemed pretty kind and never got into any drama.
Kinda surprised she barely modeled after the show. She has this very intense stare. She would’ve been great for horror movies, and I don’t mean that as insult. She’s got the look for it.

Tiffany
The legend herself. We were rooting for her, We were all rooting for her. Tiffany was a standout on her Cycle, not for her modeling but for her personality. You can take a girl out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the girl. She took pretty meh photos, and she got eliminated the week she actually took a great photo, in the Wonderbra shoot. Besides the iconic screaming match between her and Tyra, At least the show helped Tiffany turn her life around.

If I could change Big Bad Beetleborgs, I would keep its wacky chaotic energy, except the story would have actual stakes and consequences. It would have a classic “be careful what you wish for” message.

Three kids, Drew, his sister Jo, and his best friend Roland go to a mansion and meet Flabber, a clown genie. He grants them a wish to make their favorite comic book real, at first it’s a dream come true to finally have their suits and cool powers. But their excitement turns into horror once they find out the villains, the Magnavores, also came to life and are causing destruction to their town, and worst of all: it’s all their fault. They run back to the mansion and beg Flabber to reverse their wish. He simply tells them there’s no refunds, exchanges, or soul-swaps once a wish is granted. The kids are stuck in a bad situation. How are they gonna save the town? How will they tell all of this to their parents? The three kids realize they have to take responsibility and become the heroes they wished to be.

What if there was a bumper where the main character(s) of an upcoming Disney channel show would have a silent, brief interaction with the main character(s) of a show that aired right before it? and it would air right before the upcoming show premieres. it could be a tradition among new Disney shows from 2000 onwards. Basically a Baton Toss to the next show.

Ann
Very manly. Just kidding. She was basically Eva’s accomplice before they had a falling out in Tokyo. Definitely the girl with actual modeling potential, since she was skinny and borderline androgynous.

Cassie
Very cute, but her hips were too wide for an industry that prefers skeletons. She was an apart of Browniegate ‘04, so she’s a legend by proxy. I hope she got over her bulimia later in life. Next, can we a get a…

Yaya
Classy, educated, and slightly conceited. You can tell Tyra didn’t like her much despite winning most challenges. I wonder…did Yaya reminded Tyra of a certain someone?

Norelle
She cute. She was low-key the highlight of this Cycle. Her innocence was so endearing. She definitely had a potential to be a working model, especially in the Asian region similar to Elyse, but never did. I wonder why? Also, she looks EXACTLY like Ashlee Simpson.

Julie
Not much to say about her since she got cut early, she didn’t really look like a model at all, just an average Indian girl.

Nicole
I didn’t see much potential in her neither, she didn’t get a whole lot of screen time, apparently because behind the scenes, she told Tyra that it doesn’t take talent to be a model. While she has a point, I don’t think she looks like a model herself.

Kelle
She was a bit of an Oreo, but at least she doesn’t seem like the “self-hating” type. She got savotaged by the show, her only good photo was her Nivea pic.

Leah
Very attractive. Too bad we didn’t get to see much of her since she was eliminated right after Magdalena.

Magdalena
She was done dirty. It’s one thing to be eliminated first, but to get eliminated before getting a chance to evaluate photos in panel was just insulting.

Jennipher
Besides her pushing Ann out of her way, there’s not much I can say about her, other that her name sounds very Karen-adjacent.

Eva
Or as I like to call her: Evil. Seriously. She was a menace calling a girl with an Eating Disorder disgusting. You can tell Tyra saw a lot of herself in Eva, they look like they could be related. Her photos were decent, but she wasn’t very modelesqe to me.

Kristi
Unfortunate. And I say not only because she’s an early, but because apparently she had a a VERY unfortunate experience with the designer Anand Jon behind-the-scenes. Maybe thats why she didn’t model after the show.

Toccara
Very big, very beautiful with a pair of FULL. GROWN. DOGS*.* Unfortunately the Fashion industry doesn’t like girls who are big or beautiful with a beautiful pair of Tit Bulls. She was 22 but looked a good 2 decades older, and like she had three kids at home. Regardless, she would’ve been better off in Men’s Magazines since they like ‘em thick. (I know I do!) At least, she got an Italian Vogue spread so that’s a plus.

Amanda
You guys already know Amanda is my girl. But the unfourtate reality is, she wasn’t gonna make it big in the industry at her age. Being 25 in the Fashion Industry is geriatric. Also, she could be unhinged at times. You thought your parents were embarrassing, imagine your mom saying she conceived you while 9/11 was happening on national television. I can only imagine the teasing her kid got in school.

Decided to give my thoughts on the second Cycle of girls.

Catie
Cryin’ Catie. Took some decent photos, but something about her just seemed really phony, like it seemed like she was faking it? She did get booked with Vogue, so she can officially call herself a model.

Camille
Seemed a bit egotistical, a precursor to all conceited black bitch whom get casted solely for drama. It was a bit low of her to imply Yoanna had an eating disorder, but then again this was the early 2000s, what girl didn’t have an eating disorder?

Yoanna
She was a great winner and I thought she had an amazing look to her. Barely had any competition. She looked like the second coming of Audrey Hepburn. The only thing bad thing with her was that Karen haircut they gave her, it seriously aged her a lot.

Jenascia
Undeniably beautiful and seems like a funny gal, although she doesn’t really read model. She looks like a very pretty R&B singer. It sucks how nobody woke her up for a photoshoot, not even cameramen. Oh well, you snooze you lose.

Heather
Pretty forgettable. On top of getting eliminated early on, She didn’t really have any standout moments or photos so she kinda faded into the background.

Anna
The only girl in the history of Top Model to never take a single photo after being casted. She was only 24 but the way she spoke, styled herself, and being a mom made her seem far older than she was. Despite refusing to pose nude, she apparently did get booked a lot.

Xiomara
I like her name. That’s all I can say about her.

Sara
A strong contender, I thought she could’ve easily been a Victoria Secret girl. Her elimination was total BS, getting eliminated for a music challenge that had nothing to do with modeling was ridiculous.

Bethany
The first ever representative from my native Houston Texas. She sadly didn’t make it far. All she did was talk about her boobs. She does show everything is big in Texas.

Mercedes
She was alright, but she didn’t look like a model to me. She looks like she belongs on Disney Channel, no idea how she almost won.

Shandi
Good ol’ Shandi from Walgreens. Another strong contender, She looks like a taller Avril Lavigne. Although, she messed up her chances of winning by cheating on national television.

April
April was alright too; was very mature, I’d a bit rigid. I thought she looked kinda on the average side, not very modelesque.