u/gelliant_gutfright

▲ 17 r/PremierLeague

What the new Man City documentary reveals about the end of Pep Guardiola’s reign

independent.co.uk

u/gelliant_gutfright — 15 hours ago

▲ 84 r/DecodingTheGurus

Dawkins weighs in on the death of Jason Arday

u/gelliant_gutfright — 20 hours ago

▲ 1.2k r/lotr

Why are there Gondor banners on the Pelennor Fields in the aftermath of the battle?

u/gelliant_gutfright — 4 days ago

▲ 127 r/AlanPartridge

Hey baby girl! Just been out on my bike, my motorcycling is important to me, you know that.

u/gelliant_gutfright — 6 days ago

▲ 209 r/AlanPartridge

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are 62.5g Mars Bars, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em, and these Mars Bars are scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so massive?"

u/gelliant_gutfright — 9 days ago

▲ 362 r/AlanPartridge

Can I offer you my deep, deep, despair on this very bad day.

u/gelliant_gutfright — 11 days ago

▲ 6 r/AlanPartridge

That’s great fun. Do you get those at a toy shop?

youtube.com

u/gelliant_gutfright — 12 days ago

▲ 174 r/AlanPartridge

Yeah. Unfortunately though, I don’t think society’s ready for “View T’Kill”. “Eeeh, Octopussy”.

u/gelliant_gutfright — 13 days ago

▲ 145 r/AlanPartridge

"Shmells good." "It's just Spag Bol" "I didn't mean the dinner"

u/gelliant_gutfright — 16 days ago

▲ 0 r/PremierLeague

Manchester United confirm Betway as new training kit sponsor

nytimes.com

u/gelliant_gutfright — 16 days ago

▲ 1.2k r/AlanPartridge

Today we’re talking about corner shops and what part of “multipack, not to be sold separately” do they not understand?

u/gelliant_gutfright — 17 days ago

▲ 169 r/AlanPartridge

Oh, my god! Rod Liddle is dead.

u/gelliant_gutfright — 17 days ago

▲ 163 r/AlanPartridge

"I just saw a guy over there in a North Face jacket." "Yeah, but he could have got it from a charity shop." "Open your eyes, mate".

u/gelliant_gutfright — 18 days ago

▲ 214 r/DecodingTheGurus

"Climate change catastrophism is a Leftist weapon to destroy capitalism" - Jordan Peterson, climate change denier

telegraph.co.uk

u/gelliant_gutfright — 20 days ago

▲ 138 r/AlanPartridge

"He was a wacky fellow" "Yeah yeah he was. I actually think he was a bit simple."

u/gelliant_gutfright — 21 days ago

▲ 27 r/AlanPartridge

▲ 69 r/rickygervais+1 crossposts

I am up against it with this James Bondathon. So if you could limit your mourning to no more than ten minutes! I’m trying to lighten the mood with a Nazi voice.

u/GlennEmptage — 23 days ago

▲ 129 r/AlanPartridge

Is that blood?

u/gelliant_gutfright — 25 days ago

What the new Man City documentary reveals about the end of Pep Guardiola’s reign

Dawkins weighs in on the death of Jason Arday

Why are there Gondor banners on the Pelennor Fields in the aftermath of the battle?

Hey baby girl! Just been out on my bike, my motorcycling is important to me, you know that.

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are 62.5g Mars Bars, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em, and these Mars Bars are scared! They don't know why they're so big! They go "Oh, why am I so massive?"

Can I offer you my deep, deep, despair on this very bad day.

That’s great fun. Do you get those at a toy shop?

Yeah. Unfortunately though, I don’t think society’s ready for “View T’Kill”. “Eeeh, Octopussy”.

"Shmells good." "It's just Spag Bol" "I didn't mean the dinner"

Manchester United confirm Betway as new training kit sponsor

Today we’re talking about corner shops and what part of “multipack, not to be sold separately” do they not understand?

Oh, my god! Rod Liddle is dead.

"I just saw a guy over there in a North Face jacket." "Yeah, but he could have got it from a charity shop." "Open your eyes, mate".

"Climate change catastrophism is a Leftist weapon to destroy capitalism" - Jordan Peterson, climate change denier

"He was a wacky fellow" "Yeah yeah he was. I actually think he was a bit simple."

Get yourself into the recovery position

Do you want a pickled onion?

Alan remembers the time when Bill Oddie went apeshit

I am up against it with this James Bondathon. So if you could limit your mourning to no more than ten minutes! I’m trying to lighten the mood with a Nazi voice.

Is that blood?