08/16/26 - Fox News Sunday was apparently doing the bare minimum reporting objective reality this weekend, so naturally Grandpa Covfefe is crashing out.
08/16/26 - Trump obliquely suggests Janine Pirro should go back to law school because this unrelated photo of damaged grass somehow "proves" the Reflecting Pool was vandalized.
08/16/26 - We're going to "substantially reduce" joint military exercises with South Korea because Kim Jong Un is my bro, and also because South Korea wouldn't help us in Iran. 🤡
08/16/26 - Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and Pakistan recently signed the Mecca Joint Defence Agreement. - "THIS IS A BIG, BOLD, AND IMPORTANT FIRST STEP - WOW!"
08/15/26 - The deteriorating Marketer-in-Chief tries his luck rebranding the "Sunshine Act" (permanent Daylight Savings) to the typically infantilized "NO MORE CHANGING THE CLOCKS ACT."
08/11/26 - The Trump administration continues its unhealthy obsession with children's reproductive organs, as well as persisting in the delusion that they can choose to "chop them off" as casually as getting a haircut.
08/10/26 - Iran is now asking for compensation for damage from the war which they never mentioned in our negotiations! - (It was part of the failed Memorandum of Understanding.) - I am demanding compensation from Iran for all the people they have killed over the years!
08/07/26 - Lengthy crashout over today's appellate court ruling that the White House ballroom (or "Military Center" as he is now calling it) requires congressional approval.