u/grawrant

9/10 of my matches just freeze. Units don't move, can't pick cards, I see the units bob side to side. I can select emojis or send a message, hell I can even surrender. Still though, I wait and nothing. Have to surrender or close the game, and then I lose cups or rank.

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Why is this happening pretty much every game now? Game is updated, I checked the play store..... Why is every game freezing up?

A woman goes into a brand-new department store called the “Husband Store,” where women can choose a husband from several floors.

There’s only one rule: once you go up a floor, you can’t go back down except to leave the building.

She enters and sees the sign for the first floor:

First Floor:

“These men have jobs.”

She thinks, Well, that’s better than some, and goes up.

Second Floor:

“These men have jobs and love children.”

“Okay, nice,” she says, “but I wonder what’s higher up.”

She goes to the third floor.

Third Floor:

“These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely handsome.”

“Wow,” she says, “but there are still more floors…”

Fourth floor:

These men have jobs, love children, are handsome, and help with housework.

She’s very tempted, but curiosity wins.

Fifth floor:

These men have jobs, love children, are handsome, help with housework, and are very wealthy.

She can barely resist now, but she sees there’s one final floor.

She goes to the sixth floor.

The sign reads:

> “You are visitor #14,287,631 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to satisfy.”

As she’s leaving, she notices a second building across the street: the “Wife Store.”

It also has six floors.

The first floor sign says:

These women are attractive.

The second floor says:

These women are attractive and enjoy sex.

No man has ever been seen going above the second floor.

If you are a dispatcher, please let me know what areas and equipment you cover. Either comment or dm.

Thanks!