TIFU Drugs in the airport
Today I flew from Los Angeles to Denver.
I had about 1 hour to pack up my old apartment, including all of my old weed paraphernalia (come on CA). We stuffed everything in three suitcases and headed to the airport, but I had meant to leave the weed box there with my friend. Somehow in the panic it ended up in a checked bag.
Get back to Denver. Start dumping out the suitcases and realize that everything made it through that whole entire journey intact. Unbroken. Unsmoken. And ounces of 420 are still in dop kits. No concealment. Not saran wrapped. Just the way the dispensary sells them and there were a lot of things in that weed box besides that
Edit: there were about 900 30mg addys in the box too. That's more of the reason why I was shocked than the four zones of magic candy
TL;DR they should have yanked me off the plane and thrown me in federal prison. I still can't believe it