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Just lit up a weddingcake .. bonk bonk .. hi mom.
Woke up today and initiated my wake and bake program. Made a nice doobie with a cup of choco.. lit it up and than there was someone banging my front window. Mom 😳.
Threw the doobie in a kitchen cabinet still lit .. hid the stash box.. sprayed some heavy perfume and wished for the best. Ive tried reading her and either she didn't notice or held her composure like a brick.
Technically im already a disappointment i just dont wanne tell her.
Yeah so ... thats it.
u/mellowthug — 23 hours ago