r/TellReddit

I don’t know who else to tell this to because it’s so TMI so Reddit it is.

Met a girl a couple months ago. Gorgeous, sweet, understanding, and an absolute freak in the bed. I’ve never had sex like this before and she deduced by herself what I like to be called and started calling me a “good boy” while I go down. Instant neuron activation. Sudden death. Whatever the tuck you wanna call it.

She is so cool, has such a healthy outlook on life. I love the fact that she has her boundaries and her fun life outside of what we have going on. She makes amazing art, has great music taste. She is so honest and gentle, always thinking of the other person in conversations. I love her energy.

Her and I have great chemistry, we go on cute dates, know so much about each others lives, fears, ambitions, dreams, family. She keeps telling me how good looking, sweet, and kind I am. How any girl would be so lucky to date me. But, she doesn’t want anything more than what we are right now and it’s killing me. Which is fine, I don’t want to dig more and ask her why despite everything, I might not be in her future long term. What I don’t know cannot hurt me.

We gel so well together and at the ripe age of 27 I’m discovering what a situationship is. Anyway, hope everybody is having a fantastic day,

It'd be interesting to see pics of poop in the ass before a shit too.

Lately ive been so lonely and looking for a partner, but in the last 24 hours ive had a life changing experience.

The night started with me and one of my friends taking a fairly strong edible, we then went to the gym and had an amazing workout. After that, we hung out at my house, played video games, and listened to music for the rest of the night. The next morning I went on a massive hike while it was raining and felt absolutely fulfilled. That was better than any interaction I've ever had with any female. Think I'm done with them for now. I do want kids though so might change my mind later I am fairly young. This crazy tho.

The only way I found out about it was we ended up working for the same company, and at one point I told a story from my life and was told this person had told the exact story but put himself in my place. This made it look like I was full of shit.

I eventually just stopped sharing stories from my life, as I had no idea which experiences had already been claimed by this dude. When confronted he just said we just had similar experiences, but I knew him long enough to know this was bullshit. Some of the stories were very specific and couldn't have happened twice.

The weird part is this wasn't the first time somebody had done something like this. Years before a guy I didn't even know was passing himself off as living my life. He even told people he worked where I was working, and it was a small company and I knew everyone there, and he was not one of them.

It was close. Dangerously so. But i made it 🥹.

It was sloshy, mushy ushy, and oh so wet. Was almost too powerful to take, like the greatest adversary life has prepared for me to date.
But I persevered. I pushed through the pain of my anus clenching tighter than previously thought possible. And i won. I overcome the threat to my life (ego), and came out a better man for it.

Thank you for reading this. It took alot of courage and alcohol… mainly alcohol. But i managed to muster the courage to share.
Have a good day. 😀

Edit: Wtf is wrong with me.

I actually hate her stupid face, almost as much as I hate Ray fucking Liota, and I HATE that both are amazing actors. (Rip ray)

I know that’s not a reason to hate people, but I just can’t stand her damn face.

So why "tuna fish" and not also "chicken bird?"

after growing up poor , hard and in a different time , after being addicted , homeless and hopeless , after two divorces and losing a third ,
After losing my pops , then the pandemic and selling my house to try and keep my moms business going and now I live at home with my
Mom with no life to speak of. I just want the world to know that as bad as it looks, just know it could always be worse , and I’m still so very
Grateful for everything keep your heads up people , I know it’s cliché, but tough times don’t last, tough people do .

Debt collector called from coffeeville ms and woke me up. I only answered because coffee was in the name. LoL. My brain was like coffee yes please.

2 days ago I didn’t know what Reddit was … now I ask and post and feel like I have the family and support I’ve never had so thanks to you all and know your loved ❤️

And all the things that we can do about it that actually work are illegal

I been thinking ever since I started working out at home ice been able to do 20 pushups no matter how long I've stopped working out it use to only be able to do like 4 now it raised to 20 it's pretty cool to think about I

i love and cherish evrey single one of you.

your so awsome sauce

(i love yous)

This is how I'd want the ashes to be inturd.

What was wrong with this post?

Why did the automod remove it and why didn't it leave a reason?

Today i called with Customs to see check whats going on with my package and they said they can't deliver it to me bc there is something inside which is against the healthindustry rule... LoL it is not even harmfull for the body or anything! But in my country you can Legaly buy cigarettes which is obviously harmfull for your body and at the end you get Cancer and many other bad stuff from smoking etc.. i paid almost 200 $ for it which is a lot. And i want my Package! at the end of the phone call he wished me a nice day and vice versa but yeah ofc i having a nice day when he said it cant be shipped bc of the fucking health company 😤

Should i call the Customs again and ask them if they can do something to ship it to me ?

If you have even the slightest doubt about the person you're unfortunately married to, DO NOT have a kid with them.

Seriously, DON'T! Under NO circumstances go ahead and put yourself in that situation where no matter how badly you need to get out, your child(ren) loving and needing both parents will stop you from freeing yourself from hell.

And before you come after me with your "there's always a way"s and "children are better off in a single but happy parent environment" (not until they're MUCH older) - save it. Doesn't apply in more than most situations.

Thanks for listening