I have not touched this timeline in a hot minute… enjoy this simple map I made :P

Māori may not be accurate, fair warning.

I wanted to try mimicking the style Zeurel − the guy who made Monkey Wrench − used in the early 2010s. I love how this one turned out. I'll see if I can do more in the future.

Follow up to this post from last month

Abegweit

Situated at the Gulf of Saint Lawrence, it is a good place for fishing if you want to get away from the chaos in the Great Lakes.

Albemarle

Known for magnificent beaches and historical English settlements. Very populous.

Allegheny

Being the steel capital of the US, Allegheny is home to its Appalachian landscapes, along with Niagara Falls in the northern areas. Fishing in the area is common as for other states in the Great Lakes. Its largest city, Brownsdale, is known as the Paris of Appalachia

Arnoldia

Named after Benedict Arnold (who ITTL doesn’t defect to the British). Arnoldia houses a handful of indie animators such as Alan Becker (Animator vs. Animation series). 

Assenissipia

Home to one of the largest cities in the country, Chicago. Famous celebrities everywhere you go, great deep dish pizza, and some Polish ancestry thanks to migration.

Bergen

Once part of New Netherland, this state sits right next to the largest city in the Americas: New York City. It is home to iconic Dutch artifacts, being housed in museums in the state.

Caesaria

Very populous, huge Italian diaspora. Name gives it away.

Catajuches

Housing the largest Spanish-speaking city, Ciudad Bolaños, it is rich with Hispanic culture, as for the rest of the southern states and Florida

Cherokia (Chálaques)

State reserved for the Cherokee people, where indigenous and Hispanic culture are present.

Chersonesus

Its name comes from the Greek word for peninsula. Very cold.

Chicasá

Named after the Chickasaw people. That’s all there is to it.

Clarendon

Clarendon is known for its smooth, curved, coastline… oh yeah, Myrtle Beach is there.

Connecticut

People here are known as Nutmeggers. Seth MacFarlane was born there.

Delaware

It was the first state to join the Union, doing so on December 7, 1787.

Equitasia

SM64 desert music plays

Falmouth

Cape Cod is really cool

Florida

Rich in Hispanic heritage, since it was once a Spanish colony until the Adams-Onís Treaty.

Georgia

Mixed between Hispanic and English heritage. Large black community.

Huronia

Not much goin’ on here. A few cities here and there but very cold.

Illinoia

Very farm yayyy

Libamo

DULCE ESTADO, LIBAMO!

Maldonado

City state. Chileans were there for a few decades. Brazil came along for another century. Its existence is still bizarre. How did they even get there?!

Maryland

This state was a safe haven for Catholics escaping from religious persecution.

Massachusetts

I’M SHIPPIN’ UP TO BOSTON!

Misjigania

Located along Lake Michigan, it also has Dutch heritage, but it is very cold.

Moederwater

Dutch for Mother water, it is rich in Dutch history and heritage.

Monroe

Named after President Monroe. Home to Cuphead. Rich in Asian heritage.

Monteverde

Another state rich in Portuguese ancestry.

New Biscay

Basque and Iberian ancestry, dominant in the seafood market.

New Brunswick

Another good place for fishing.

New Hampshire

Owns the entire Connecticut river after a legal dispute with its neighbor, Monteverde.

New Scotland

Scottish roots, yet more fishing.

New York

Concrete jungle, where dreams are made of…

The most populous city in the Americas, its metropolitan area houses more than 44 million people.

Ontario (formerly Erie)

No, mother, it’s just the northern lights.

Overwater

Comes from Dutch, meaning upper water, as it is the highest lake in the Great lakes region.

Pelisipia

Sanders fries chicken and becomes famous

Pennsylvania

Should’ve called it PENCILvania instead. Famous for Appalachian stuff in the west.

Perlas

Not recommended for mass tourism or living. Crime rates here are through the roof. Reggaeton is popular here as well.

Polypotamia

Why does this state even exist besides ‘Thomas Jefferson said so’?

Rhode Island (Vermelinha)

Rich in Portuguese heritage. Lucky to have a Family Guy there.

Saguanoque

Named after the Spanish name for the Savannah River.

Saint Lawrence

Named after the river and the gulf. Chill state to get away from the chaos of city life.

Saratoga

Named after the decisive Battle of Saratoga during the American Revolutionary War in 1777. Its capital, Tecumseh, was known historically as Prophetstown.

Sebastina

Former Portuguese colony. Basque heritage is also present there.

Sylvania

Wow, such empty!

Tennessee

Country music is popular there

Vandalia

Country roads, take me home.

Virginia

Home to the first permanent English settlement in North America, Jamestown. It was established in 1607.

West Connecticut

Formed as a breakaway state of Connecticut. Very strange things happened here.

This was a lot once again. I know there is going to be duplicate cities, but I made sure there wouldn't be as many.

I have done major work on this city, including adding some forests, a railway, a local side of the city with animals for butchers, shepherds, and leatherworkers.

I'm very proud of how this turned out.

Stay tuned for day 3!

Day 1

Thought it would be funny

the Dutch are in OTL England, Portugal somehow still exists because alien space bats, and Fr*nce colonizes Brazil.

The map shown above is a timeline from ~1500 to the present day

I forgor to add the aztecs in the first few :/

I saw something online and decided to make each card suit a stick figure. just something simple. might add more details for next weekend.

The two powers met... they stared each other down, each side ready to make their move. H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ went first, but before KO could do anything... H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ grabbed the staff from his hand and yanked it out, sending KO falling to the ground.

Meanwhile, H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ looked at the staff one last time before disintegrating it to absorb its powers. Suddenly, H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ went unconscious for a few seconds, like a computer shutting down. Suddenly, he awakened. H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ exploded in a surge of untapped power, he was INVINCIBLE. Unlimited power did H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ have, now being capable of destroying the multiverse. All King could do was watch in horror as H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐'s mind was hijacked by the Double Minecraft Icon. H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ WENT FERAL.

The only thing H̷͔̍4̸̼̔̓C̶̥͑̈́ͅK̴͔̄̏3̴̫̪̍R̶͈̐ said was this:

I. AM.

GOD

Oh yeah thx for reading! This was an idea I wanted to draw and I finally got the chance to do it :D

ANIMAL INSTINCT OVERLOAD oh btw check comments

context: https://www.reddit.com/r/PhoenixSC/comments/15ucdyt/fences_are_racist_meme/

after 3 years, the beef is over

I can already imagine benson shouting from the mountaintops: MORDECAI AND RIGBYYYYYYYYY