▲ 254 r/self

A love letter to congee from a white woman in America

Are you sick?

Broke?

Either so depressed or jacked-up on GLP-1’s that food no longer brings you joy, and you need something delicious that you can just heat up and shovel into your face every day so that you don’t die?

If any of these things apply to you, then you might need congee in your life.

Congee, zhou, jook, juk, kayu, lugaw, bubur—it has different names and toppings depending on what part of Asia you are in, but at its core, it is a savory rice porridge. If you, like me, are an American millennial with no Asian heritage, your first encounter with congee might have been in the animated Disney movie Mulan in 1998. It’s that bowl of white soup-looking stuff with the bacon-and-eggs smiley face that Mushu force-feeds Mulan for breakfast. Eight-year-old me idolized Mulan and I remember asking my mother if you could really put bacon and eggs on top of oatmeal and, if so, could I please try it?

My actual first experience with congee was at a dim sum restaurant with a small group of friends in my early 20’s. This was almost 15 years ago, back when the only Asian cuisines that corporate America had sunk its greedy talons into and made mainstream were “American” Chinese food, sushi, poke, boba, and pho. If you wanted dim sum and didn’t live in a massive, diverse city like Manhattan, you probably needed to get in your car and drive thirty minutes to an Asian shopping center, then look for a family-owned restaurant that served real Chinese food.

The guy who invited us to the restaurant was Chinese and he went over the menu with all of us uncultured white folks to suggest what we should try first. We got peking duck, barbeque pork buns (the really good ones that are essentially meat-stuffed glazed donuts), an ocean of various dumplings, sticky rice in *lotus leaves, and chicken feet. It was all delicious, but I was breathtakingly hungover and had only left the house out of love for my friends. Like, I had the shakes. When I told him this, he said something in Mandarin to one of the cart-pushing ladies. As she walked away, he told me that I needed pork congee with century egg and that he had ordered me some.

“...Century eggs. Like, the fermented eggs,” I said.

“Yeah, the black ones,” he agreed cheerfully.

“Dude, no disrespect, but I don’t know if my body can handle fermented eggs right now.”

“Just trust me. This is the #1 hangover cure. And century eggs get a bad rap, but they make food taste good.” When I looked unconvinced, he put on this fake-offended face and said something like, “Oh, I’m sorry, is the food from my childhood gross to you? Are you hating on my culture? Are you like a fucking racist or something?”, because he was an asshole.

But he was right. It was pretty much medicine. The porridge itself had a very delicate flavor, but the bits of pork and century egg were umami bombs that elevated it into something incredible. It had the same “heartwarming” effect as good chicken soup—the homemade stuff that simmers in a pot all day until it has layers and layers of flavor. I loaded mine up with sesame oil, soy sauce, and chili oil and practically licked the bowl clean when I had finished.

My second experience with congee was about seven years later, when I was living alone in a tiny apartment in the city. COVID was in full swing and I was dirt poor and fucking sick. I had a hankering for congee and, after learning how simple the recipe was, I decided to make a ton of it to eat until the plague had been exorcised from my body. I only needed rice, ginger, garlic, water (or broth), and salt. I put it all in a big pot and kept it on a low boil for a few hours, adding more water periodically as it evaporated, until the rice had broken down in the water. Boom, I had congee. It definitely wasn’t as good as the stuff I got at the dim sum restaurant, but it was still warm and comforting. It gave me life. And I’m no good at math, but I’m pretty sure that price-wise, it’s the mother of all struggle meals.

It’s also versatile as hell. When it was on my rotation of broke bitch meals, I just fried an egg and put that on top, then dressed it with scallions, sesame oil, and soy sauce. It still tasted great. Later, I tried recipes with dried scallops (my new favorite), chicken thighs, and pork belly. It's all lovely. I could probably eat congee for a month straight and still be stoked when I see it on a menu.

So, not to be dramatic, but congee was the warm, sticky, savory answer to my life’s problems and it could be the same for yours. I made some today because I’m going through the aforementioned GLP-1 issue and decided I needed to rant about it. Thanks for reading this literal essay about my obsession with rice porridge, I guess?

Edit: Omg, I've absorbed so much congee-related knowledge in the past 24 hours and have a ton of new recipes to try. Thank you all for sharing your stories/recipes/tips with me!

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u/mizpixy — 8 days ago

My "Twilight Zone" rose unfurled its first flower 🖤

It's such a dark color, but still almost fluorescent! Like, I didn't use any filters here. It confuses my eyes. I can't wait until all of the buds start opening!

u/mizpixy — 11 days ago

How do y'all clean the jamb guides on a glass shower door?

I did a deep clean of our shower this morning and noticed some dirt in there, and when I pulled it out, a bunch of black hair and gunk came out. 🤮 Then when I went to shower, I smelled mildew and freaked out. I went back in with q-tips, but I couldn't reach it all because of the sliding door overlap.

I'm horrified---we've lived here for seven months but I guess I never thought to get in there. How do I flush it out?

u/mizpixy — 21 days ago

Laser nails! Electric blue magnetic polish over black polish w/ pinky chrome powder.

These didn't turn out like the inspo (inspo had a dark coppery burgundy as the base), but they're kind of giving "90's laser family photo background" or "aurora borealis" and I'm happy with it.

If anyone has tips for not flooding the cuticle, I'd really appreciate them. 😭

u/mizpixy — 24 days ago
▲ 693 r/self

Asking to be gifted something just so you can sell it is so, so tacky.

We recently bought a house and the sellers were downsizing, so they were VERY generous with the furniture they left behind. We got a painting, a couple TV's, even a couch. One of the things they left was a set of art pieces that aren't really our style. When our good friend came over to see the place, she mentioned that if we weren't going to keep them, she would take them. I told her yes, but made sure to keep a couple big focal ones that tied the room together until we could replace them. I looked up their value online afterwards and they went for like, $60 each---but again, very niche art, not my vibe, and I was happy to give them to someone who appreciated them.

Several months pass and the same friend comes over for drinks. At the end of the night, I go to give her the larger pieces because we're ready to replace them and she says something like, "Great, we might have a place for them, but we might just sell them. We sold all but one of the others, but it looks great in our guest bedroom."

I gently took them back and said, "If you're going to sell them, we'll just keep them---we gave them to you because we thought they were something you liked, sorry."

But inside, I was like ?????? Seriously? We just used all of our savings to buy a HOUSE that we have to furnish, and you're going to ask for stuff so you can get money from it? Like, I would have sold them (we've already sold the TVs and will do the same with the couch after we replace it), and then we could have used the profit to buy furniture we needed.

I know that my say over what happened to them ultimately ended when the items changed hands, and I know that this was probably just her acting without thinking, but my god, that is such bad form.

She's a close friend and hasn't done anything thoughtless like this in the past, so I'm not planning to burn a bridge over this. It was just really rude and I need to vent. If any of you have similar stories, please commiserate with me. 😅

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u/mizpixy — 1 month ago

Has anyone successfully "filled in" a set of Gel-X nails?

I found Gel-X via Après after years of trying acrylic and dip, and I love it. The only downside for me is the longevity.

I've been using their system for like, four years now, and I have built up enough skill over that time to ensure that the sets I do stay on for at least three weeks. But after that, I have to remove them and reapply---and the removal process is extra tedious if you don't want to screw up your nailbeds.

I HAVE tried Après' Soft Gel Builder, but I keep running into issues with it separating from my nail and peeling off over time. I'm also wary of using it since the formula isn't TPO/HEMA free and I've already learned my lesson there.

Does anyone have any tips for successfully refilling Gel-X nails, or should I just keep doing what I'm doing?

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u/mizpixy — 1 month ago

Quick rice bowl with Aiko-chan Soy Sauce Black Mackerel

Threw it over rice with homemade japanese cucumber pickles, scallions, and furikake. It was good! The soy sauce in the tin was quite sweet, so I added some dark soy sauce from the fridge to balance it a little.

u/mizpixy — 2 months ago
▲ 2 r/OCD

Self-fulfilling prophecies from anxiety about interactions?

I'm so tired and this realization made it worse. My whole life, I've worried about how I'm perceived by others and freak out before I see friends or even go to a routine appointment. The big ones are: will I say/do something inappropriate or suspicious; look like I'm flirting with them (especially if it's family); or say/do something that makes me look bad/racist/bigoted in some way? I've always been socially awkward, so I'm sure the anxiety comes from having experiences where this has happened in the past and trying to police myself so it doesn't happen again.

The other day, I realized that the moment the interaction becomes weird is the moment when I get anxious about those things. If I'm worried about saying the wrong thing, I'll probably get nervous and babble and inevitably say something stupid. If I'm worried about being perceived as flirtatious and overcorrect, it might look like I'm being bashful around that person and people could assume I have a crush. And if you're talking to someone of a different race/creed/sexuality and get in your head about potentially saying something offensive, people might clock that nervousness as you being uncomfortable around people of that race/creed/sexuality. And realizing that is horrible, because it feels like everything I do mentally to *prevent* those things from happening is just making it easier for those things to happen.

So now I'm not just nervous about what I'll do or say when I interact with others...I'm nervous about BEING NERVOUS about what I'll do or say when I interact with others.

I fucking hate it here. 🥲

Thanks for letting me vent.

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u/mizpixy — 2 months ago
▲ 66 r/sushi

Made sushi for the first time in a couple years.

My husband isn't a huge fan of sushi, so every time he goes on a business trip, I go and buy like $50 or so of sushi-grade fish from H-Mart and go ham.

I've got cured sake, izumidai, and saba sashimi, sake temaki (also with thin slices of lemon because I love that shit), and negitoro don. And...drinkable sake, of course.

I wish I could take credit for the lovely slices of saba and izumidai, but those were done by the store.

(Please be gentle---I know it's far from perfect, but it makes me happy)

u/mizpixy — 3 months ago