Futa Psylocke Semen production estimate

Recently a very interesting video was posted on this sub, talking about how much milk could Psylocke produce. Instantly i needed to know how much semen could futa version of Sai produce but unfortunately despite best intentions of other sub members i couldn't get an answer.
So i calculated it.
Average man(in this case a futanari) produces around 2-5 ml of semen per ejaculation and 100-200 million individual precious sperms. With each ejaculation in a day volume and sperm count decreases.
Now where does that put Psylocke?
We need to consider few things about her first. Penis size does not affect it all, however testicle size does, and i am quite sure she must be packing both dick and balls size. So we can say she already is not on lower end of sperm production. Healthy and active lifestyle also affect sperm count positively and Sai is indeed living an active lifestyle. It is up to debate if it's healthy but let's assume it is. Her age is also a positive factor regarding sperm count. Now last thing. Marvel Rivals iteration of Sai comes from feudal japan which is basically medieval times. And we all know that sperm production in humans is getting worse and worse. We can conclude that Sai sperm count could be even bigger than a futanaris from modern times with exact same lifestyle.
So, conclusion.
We can consider 2 cases.

  1. Proper scientific case. Given data gathered it is most likely that Sai is on higher end of human sperm production. We could say she is in a top. Putting her in around 5 ml ejaculation with sperm count reaching 200 sperms. Each further ejaculation during a day will be smaller by roughly 30% or so. Given that Sai's stamina is very high she could maybe ejaculate 10 times a day. Making the final amount of semen around:
    -15 ml per day, containing roughly 600 million sperms.
    -105 ml per week
    -420 ml per month
    -5 Liters of semen yearly
  2. Gooner estimate. We all know that most works depicting Rivals girls as futas are of pornographic nature. And authors of said works are very generous when it comes to ejaculation volume. By visual estimate i came to conclusion that every amount calculated in 1st case can be easily multiplied by 10 times. Leaving us with
    -150 ml per day
    -1+ L per week
    -4+ L per month
    -50+ L per year

I hope I satisfied curiosity of all of you. Personally i am a fan of case number 2.

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u/monstrousbeaver — 4 days ago

Can someone explain to me what the *** just happened?

It's my 1st time playing Dark Souls 1 and when i was about to go fight Ornstein and Smough a cutscene played of Smough being defeated and i got Ornstein soul and 50k souls out of nowhere. Now they're gone and i haven't once tried to fight them. What the hell?
Also after that Solaire appeared at bonfire just before them, even though he wasn't there before and i didn't do anything with his questline.
Worst part is, i literally started this game because i accidentally came across Ornstein and Smough soundtrack, was listening to it religiously and really wanted to get to them.

Wanted to post a video of this happening as well but automod decided i don't have anough karma to do it

Edit:
After a quick google search i downloaded save editor and revived Ornstein and Smough. It works for now, hopefully it was only thing i needed to repair in my save file. Also it's safe to say i am playing in offline now.

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u/monstrousbeaver — 2 months ago

Once again. Futa cock size tierlist but with more thought put into it. With Explanations!

Lots of girls have moved up since my last post, i've done some research and my overall conclusion is that most girls here are at least at top human level which MUST include their dick sizes.

-Peni:
No.

-Luna Snow:
I believe Luna is small. Very small, she just embodies small dick energy to me. Besides that, I have strong personal bias against her. Fuck Luna.

-Jubilee:
I think Jubilee is just average for an Asian futa, she has no powers that would enable her any growth nor does she enbody small or big dick energy. She is confident in what she has. I know she is a vampire in rivals however vampirism doesn't seem to physically alter body in that regard. At best she could maybe turn into a bat with huge dick

-Psylocke:
While i have nothing backing this up i believe Psylocke is slightly above average. She has that cool, level-headed personality that might hint at her being bigger than expected.

-Squirrel Girl:
Now before some of you crucify me i believe SG is average... at length. I think her girth is absolutely insane, once she's inside someone they quickly forget all about the length and focus on the insane stretch her dick provides.

-White Fox:
To put it simply, big dick energy. Didn't come up with anything else

-Invisible woman
Sue must be big, not huge but definitely big. Another one that just has big dick energy.

-Elsa Bloodstone
Now i believe we're coming to the first girl whoose powers altered her size just a little bit. While bloodstone gem doesn't alter physical appearence Elsa does have superhuman reflexes, speed and durability. I think besides all that one small gift that gem granted her is enchanced blood flow into her dick making it appear larger. I mean, bloodstone, bloodflow. You get it.

-Jean Grey:
Normally i would put Jean way lower HOWEVER this is Rivals Jean we're talking about and she seems to be very in tune with Phoenix Force. And what does Phoenix Force grant her? Reality manipulation. I think girl like Jean would surely make herself larger but not TOO large to not hurt Scotts ego.

-Black Cat:
Now what does make Felicia huge? She's just build that way. huge confidence, huge assets, huge dick. I considered if her powers would affect it but i came to conclusion that she doesn't really makes herself lucky, she makes everyone around herself unlucky.

-Mantis:
After reading through clusterfuck of Mantis' wiki page i decided that she must have huge dick. "Just" huge. While she has some weirdo powers that let her control her own bodily functions(besides other weirdo powers) she doesn't have anything that would let her alter her dick size directly. She's just built different(in a lot of ways tbh)

Magik:
-Confident, cool(in rivals) and scary. While Illyana has access to sorcery allowing her to manipulate matter I strongly believe she is that big naturally.

-Hela:
As others pointed out in comments under my previous tierlist-HELA IS A GODDESS. Which means she has a Goddess body which surely affects her dick size. Her godhood must be humongous.

-Dagger:
Easily most controvertial placement. Why the hell is Tandy so high? Well, let me explain. Her powers are all about being an avatar of 'Living Light', light and life force intertwined known as lightforce. She produces it passively and she will literally explode all over the city if she doesn's use her powers regularly(it's on wiki page, REALLY). And i think all gooners here can agree which body part is all life and would be most affected about prolonged storage of lightforce.

-Emma:
One particular comment from somewhere stuck to me. Emma is all about confidence and how she appears to others BUT she MUST have something to back it all up. She is humongous, but not yet making it into monstrous category.

-Scarlet Which:
Wanda moved up from 1-2 tier to 13+?? Yes and let me explain why. I admit i was unfamiliar with her game last time. I believe she would be quite big, maybe even huge, but that's not yet quite monstrous yes? BUT Wanda just like Jean can alter reality. And unlike Jean i think she has no problems with making herself much bigger than her partner.

-Black Widow:
I think i placed Natasha in correct tier last time, it was 6-8. So why is she in 13+ now? Well we're talking about rivals iteration of Natasha. The one that got super soldier serum and I AM SURE that since she doesn't have similar physique like Cap, it all must've all went into her dick. How big she is exactly? Too big for you.

-Storm:
Big dick energy, big dick genetics. What else to say? Obvious placement.

-Lady Loki:
As many pointed out Loki is a shapeshifter. She can have any size she wants but i am sure she at least keeps herself lager than Hela and Thor to troll a little.

-Rogue:
Everyones favorite southern belle. I firmly believe she is that huge just by pure vibes she gives of. Moreover i believe she is THE BIGGEST naturally. No powers needed, no magik, no shape-shifting. Poor Gambit...

-Angela:
Built like a brickwall in every single way. She is monstrous and a monstrous buttom for Sera.

-Galacta:
My brother... She is planet size, her dick is not measured in inches, it's measured in miles. Pray she doesn't(or does if you're into that) cum on Earth or we'll have biblical flood, though this time it'd be more sticky.

u/monstrousbeaver — 3 months ago

(Hated Trope) Sexualized pictures of Emma

Its actually disgusting like let the girl live…we should also round up all the pictures in the comments to see how bad they are

u/monstrousbeaver — 3 months ago

DLC Performance Issues

Anyone else having performance issues while playing DLC? Right now my laptop goes into throttling after around 1 hour of playing. It was more manageable before but since i explored most of the map it's much worse.
I do get i have a laptop but it was never the issue in base game for me. It always worked well.

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u/monstrousbeaver — 3 months ago

Creating an effect that bypasses immunity to itself

Hello, i just started any kind of modding with this game. I need to know if it's possible to make frightened status affect creatures that are immune to it. If so how? And wouldn't it be easier to just make new status effect that functions exactly like fear but nothing is immune to it?

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u/monstrousbeaver — 3 months ago

Question that was asked probably tens of times here, i know.
I always wanted to learn how this stuff works, overall learn as much physics as i can but particularly astrophysics. Not planning to make it my field of work, there are smarter people for that but i want to know more about it. I have an engineering degree in informatics so i know a bit about math and tiny bit about physicks so that's a start i guess. Do you recommend any books for beginners or stuff like that? For beginners because i definitely need to refresh what little knowledge i have.

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u/monstrousbeaver — 5 months ago