Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.

Santa thinks its not good behavior

u/nb4184 — 23 hours ago

I don't know. Some people hate this, James. I don't know what it is, but they fuckin' hate it. There's people that wanna kill me, James.

u/nb4184 — 6 days ago

They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I didn't fucking do this!

u/nb4184 — 22 days ago

You gotta be right next to me for it to look real. You gotta be right next to me. Everybody tries to make it look fake. Fuckers.

u/nb4184 — 1 month ago
▲ 932 r/workaholics+2 crossposts

The UFC needs a service or a company that help out guys that are so horny that their stomachs hurt! 'Cause that's what Connor is!

u/CustardLow2671 — 1 month ago

Fry. Day. Night. I gotta go sing this song at the funeral, it just happened 26 minutes ago. Love you mom.

u/nb4184 — 1 month ago