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*Sign* I need to groom everyone in the town again
▲ 156 r/Fwahaha

*Sign* I need to groom everyone in the town again

The autumn has arrived and with it the fur growing season. Every monster is turning into a furball. This was useful way back when, but now we have insilations and central heating, so now it's getting in the way. Hate it when I have to groom their for. I need to cut just the right amount, it probably is coated in sweat and grease. Then I need to brush it carefully... ugh it's so exausting. At least I get a lot of money from it.

u/neonge1674 — 11 days ago
▲ 74 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha. Did you know that deers have really sensitive noses.

I can smell that You didnt shower for a week Kris. Your very stinky right now. Your smell is so strong, that its the only thing I can think about. This the only thing I can think about is... You, fwahaha. I love your smell Kris

u/neonge1674 — 23 days ago
▲ 21 r/Fwahaha

It appiers that your daughter has a severe case of groomonia

It is a very, very rare disorder that makes everyone around him, I mean them, try to make their life as miserable as possible. You can see its effect, with my misgendering of your child. It will start relativally small like that, but will quickly escolate as you saw what happened on That Day. Theres no treament, but to watch your action around xem carefully

u/neonge1674 — 29 days ago
▲ 183 r/Fwahaha

I searched up my name on the internet

There were so much fan material of me, you, Kris of Our parents practically of every one I know of. Fanarts, songs, merch even porn. How do they know about us, were just residents of a small town

u/neonge1674 — 30 days ago
▲ 76 r/Fwahaha

Hahaha, Kris I cant go on without you

The angels heaven, the place I come from isnt that great yknow. Your quiet Town is much better than that. Im alone up there, but down here everythibg seems Perfect. Ive got friends, even a gitlfriend. So please Kris, my vessel, can you host for a while longer

u/neonge1674 — 1 month ago
▲ 159 r/Fwahaha

Noelle, so about the bottom surguery you're having.

Could you... not. Like, I respect your choices, but your dick will be missed. I don't want you to use a peace of plastic to please me y'know. Like... if you didn't do it then we would be all natural. I know you have huge bottom disphoria, but could you please... i dunno make a dildo out of what's left

u/neonge1674 — 1 month ago
▲ 6 r/C_Programming

Why isn't my code working?

I just started learning C(2 days ago) and as a first project I decided to make some data structures, starting with dynamic arrays. I made a struct called List and some functions for. The function setList() sets the value of an index of the array, if the index is larger that the current size of the array, it resizes it. However, when i tried to use in a for loop, it didn't work despite it working elsewhere.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>


#define itirate(index, limit) for(int index = 0; index < limit; index++)


typedef struct 
{
    size_t size;
    int* arr;
} List;


List* newList (size_t size) 
{
    List *newone = malloc(sizeof(List));
    newone->arr = calloc(size, sizeof(int));
    newone->size = size;
    return newone;
}


void setList(List* list, int index, int value) 
{
    if (index >= list->size)
    {
        list->arr = realloc(list->arr, index + 1 * sizeof(int));
        list->size = index + 1;
    }


    list->arr[index] = value;
}


int main() 
{
    
    List *mok = newList(5);

    itirate(i, 5) setList(mok, i, i);
    itirate(i, 5) printf("%d\n", mok->arr[i]);

    //setList(mok, 13, 9); this works
    //printf("%d\n", mok->arr[13]);

    for(int i = 5; i < 10; i++) setList(mok, i, i); // this does not somehow
    for(int i = 5; i < 10; i++) printf("%d\n", mok->arr[i]);
    
    return 0;
}
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u/neonge1674 — 1 month ago
▲ 241 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha, Kris. Your mom said that I should be your "Gal-pal"

Y'know, since Dess has done "things" to you, you haven't grown up at all. I know it's harsh, but it's the truth. You just spend all of your day making those comics about ICE-E's, ignoring whats happening in the real world...

Wait, some mail was delivered, let me take it. This is a letter from someone signed "gassy kris" and their telling to... Shove your Icechu medalion up your ass, record and upload it to the internet. You telling me you've been posting your interests, and this is your "friend". They've also told you that you're the Human from the profecy. And you got dozens of them? I think we should cut your internet for while, also we should organize your "works". Let me just take these comics... Is this a picture of you liking my feet?!

u/neonge1674 — 2 months ago
▲ 68 r/Fwahaha

(CW: Bugs)Fwahaha, Kris. They're metamorphosing

It's been A long time since I gave birth to them. I helped them hunt and look kris they now in their cocoons. Isn't that beautiful?.. that our kids grew up so fast. Don't lie to me. I've seen all things you've done with bartholamue. You went fishing played in the park... it was a parent son relationship to you wasn't it.

Now you need to prepare, Kris. This will not only transform our kids, but us to. The cocoons... they'll release pheromones that will make us a lot more caring. We will spend most of our time on them. This will be so beautiful, Kris. Fwahaha

u/neonge1674 — 2 months ago
▲ 105 r/Fwahaha

(CW: Bugs)OMA, Kris you looking through my chat logs.

*Oh no, they're going to found*

Kris this is not what it looks like... I'm not cheating on you... wait you're not concerned about that? Then why were you looking through my computer. You didn't... you found the forum, right? Listen this just a community for people like me, that are parents to these wonderful creatures to come together share advice, help each other... This post I made last titled "How we can spread the blessing of Jmīlegwhagwṇoğb by putting their eggs in the local water suplly", that was a joke Kris, fwahaha. "Their comming in ten weeks", that's just another joke, we just a group of jokesters. "My children are metamorphosing I'm so exited to be their first meal after they hatch"... eeeh...

*Cough*On the other hand, while you rudly invaded my privacy me and Hornet were out hunting. She got really good at it. Even ate a bear whole. We'll soon move to another place, because we almost ran out of animals to hunt, Kris.

u/neonge1674 — 2 months ago