u/nickelbackvocaloid

Dan Houser is the greatest writer of our time

Ever since I've got this laptop it's constantly hard froze, I recently installed bluescreen viewer to see what could be the issue and every time it's something to do with ntoskrnl.exe indicating a corrupt driver. After some BSODs the nvidia driver will just uninstall itself so I have to reinstall that and the same with my AMD drivers but it's the same outcome every time, it just crashes. I've also replaced the ram and that hasn't helped.

Should I prepare to reinstall windows on this or is the hardware just completely screwed and the whole laptop will need replacing (it's not under warranty)?

Policed is a CGI thriller by Willie Easter Jr, a would-be auteur director who uploads himself watching his neighbors onto Youtube.

The film made on incredibly outdated software made for Windows XP which is probably why it was released in 2020 after a decade of development if his website is anything to go by; the whole thing is 480p sometimes (theres a sequence which is 240p but then a higher res version appears at the end of the credits seemingly by accident), filled with stock animation including one incredible moment where the male villain has a sexualised female walking animation, full of clashing assets and overall looking like an unfinished Xavier Renegade Angel episode.

Willie has also taken it upon himself to do voice acting for every character in the film. This means that he has to try and work his incredibly deep voice for women characters and his white characters sound jamacian, and his deliveries are often paused as he tries to read his lines and will have a crackle of white noise over them.

The plot opens at the series finale of the unrealised Policed saga only then, in protagonist J.B Fitzgeralds own words, "start at the in-between then will start from the beginning" and concerns J.B trying not to get assassinated after he's caught up in a cyberpunk conspiracy. It is genuinely woke about the prison industrial complex and how it targets black people and is conservative about everything else. Theres a scene where a woman scolds an alien for eating a stray cat and the alien goes on a rant about how she's a hypocritical bitch before the police gun him down. (RIP GUG)

If you've ever worked in 3D art you can probably make a drinking game out of all the errors you see and hope you don't die. For everyone else, I know comparing anything to Neil Breen is usually a red flag but this is made with the same overconfidence that allows something like Double Down to happen.

It is available on Amazon Video.... only in the UK, so not even Willie Easter Jr can access his own film. He did later put it up for free on Rumble for everywhere else though (likely due to the slurs in the dialogue) so you can go watch it right now. It's just over an hour long!