IM HEREEEEEE

Somehow the noobie had a way for me to return back... So I'm here now! Do imma fix up the dimensional things and prepare myself to return BECAUSE I AM BUT A MERE STEP AWAY FROM FINISHING, CAUSE THE NEW GUY ALSO GAVE ME A GOLDEN BOUGH SOMEHOW, SO IMMA USE IT WELL TO POWER THE SUPER WEAPON AND ERASE RHE REAPER

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u/noen369 — 5 hours ago

I AM CURRENTLY OUTSMARTING DEATH (Day 3)

Ok, first, someone please use some of the old tech in the lab to teleport a golden bough to me please so I can start my plan

For now, I finally have a theory on how the reaper works, mentally that is. Ofc it hunts down all life, but it doesn't go for the body, it goes for the soul, explaining how the bodies are untouched yet dead. As result, imma try and find SCP-294, BECAUSE FROM THE LEFT OVER FILES IN THESE ABANDONDED FACILITIES, IN SCP 158 TESTINGS, THE SOUL THEY EXTRACT ARE KINDA LIKE A LIQUID. IF THIS WORKS I CAN USE THEM AS DECOYS. If that fails I can always revive grass

Also, the super weapon is finally finished, no signs of A corp so fuck yea im still right, all I need is the right power source

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u/noen369 — 1 day ago

Day 2: STILL ALIVE

Been a slow day, but yea I'm alive

I was able to make more progress on some more dr stone ahhh type shit, but yea so far everything is going fine

Try to teleport stuff like golden bough, or at least food, I've only been eating cola and infinite pizza the entire time

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u/noen369 — 2 days ago

DAY 1 (or 8 ig). IM ALIVE

HELLO EVERYONE, I LIVE. Somehow, I got stuck on oh death, and yes, there is an entity here it appears, I tested via this pig I had, and there is something here... that's for sure. The fact I survived this far is... insane...

ANYWAYS, it appears I lost the reaper for now, this world is connected to at least one other full of death, so it's not that hard when you get enough distance, though I had to use an enhanced version of scp 500 (via the clockworks) to help regrow grass when needed as a decoy by using it as a fine dust to heal the grass there.

I have good news! I started work on the super weapon, and yet A corp aint doing shit, I WAS RIGHT, THEY HAVE NO POWER IN THIS WORLD! We just need to remove the entity and we should be fine! Though I have a request

DONT use the universe teleporter thingy in my lab yourself, its still likely bugged, but throw some useful stuff into it when possible, and make sure its over where my ping thingy is, so I can receive them. A golden bough, when possible.

OH, and ps, stop using the explosive stuff, I gotten a notification where someone informed me how risky it is to use them without breaking a taboo, may still be possible, but since its a gray area, its not worth the risk yet, though in other worlds it will be fine, just not ours

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u/noen369 — 4 days ago

I have a plan that will heavily improve our strength in the war effort

Cannot slow down now

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Ok, so you remember oh death? Universe, full of corpses cause everyone is dead? Yea apparently it is connected to an entity, (thanks random goc agent and 079), but it appears to only be able to kill everyone at the span of a universe, so here's the plan

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Wherever the entity was last active in? Yea I just teleport a pig and a drone into it, then when the pig dies I will use the drone to teleport everything at a universal scale to another mirror world, one where the earth was never formed. After that I will send another pig in there to test, if it lives then we should be safe to use oh death as a base of operations and use the entities who are not alive to boost us (and as a way to make my super weapon)

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u/noen369 — 11 days ago

I PLAN TO MAKE A SUPER WEAPON TO DESTROY THE CHURCH OF THE BROKEN GOD (may be unhinged)

Ok, so while brainstorming, I came up with an idea, inspired by all the reality bullshit that goes on in the SCP foundation

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You know the golden bough, And how they grant desires and some shit like that? Ok, so hear me out here

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IMMA MAKE A GODDAM LASER CANNON, FUELED BY THE GOLDEN BOUGH, TO ERADICATE THE CHURCHES EXISTENCE FROM THE UNIVERSE. While we are not sure if it is even possible (yes a golden bough was used to erase ######## from a multiverse, so erasing one group from one universe should be easier, but remind me, how would we know that?), that's why I also plan to use scp-914 to upgrade it. In this mirror world of the SCP foundation, known as oh death, everyone in there is FUCKING DEAD, but the source is gone, if it's an entity it's not there, and if it's a virus it no longer has any way to spread since everything is dead, so it should be easy to just find scp-914, since it's a machine, and not alive

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However, since this plan is easily more unhinged then those fuckers in the church, I'll ask for permission first, so do I? Shall this plan be a thing, will it not, or will it be a plan B? Please approve, I WANT TO SEE IF THIS WORKS, plus could also be used to erase the GOC if needed

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Oh, and before you ask, the creation of this amazing weapon of war, and it's storage will be within this mirror world of death, untouchable by our cities rules, since it's the scps territory technically, not theirs, then trying to fight us would risk war with the SCP foundation, even if they try to avoid it mostly, while fair to avoid, it's out of Paranoia, since the source of their death is gone. Plus does the city even know of "oh death?"

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And it's not like the SCP foundation would try to stop us anyways, we are removing 2 sources of their problems with ease without much mess, and at the same time showing why oh death is safer then they expect, either way they will side with us if they find out if we explain the positives

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This is too much of a perfect plan to simply ignore, the perfect way to end the war with no aftermath to worry, a new weapon untouchable by the rules of the city all because of the fear of the location, and the fact it's outside of their control and likely outside of their awareness, and a possible friendship with the foundation, don't you see how useful this is, we have the chance to become the stronger then every finger combined in power and friendships, I don't want to miss out on it... And I hope y'all don't want that either

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u/noen369 — 12 days ago

I made weapons!

Hello members of nagel und hammer. While repeatedly visiting the middle based universe for... Normal reasons... I finally found a way to make flaming hammers and flaming nails... Well more accurately, explosive

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The forged hammer: A hammer I made. A huge hammer, with a black steel with high heat resistance. Whenever it hits something, it powers up a fuel gauge. If you press a button on the handle, it will open the main plating of the hammer, making it that the next strike will cause an explosion via the fuel. Be warned that it is not advised that any light rookies use this at all, as it could cause you to accidentally explode yourself away due to recoil. And anyone light needs to have good amounts of combat experience so they could possibly use the recoil to their advantage (like rocket jumping or smth)

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The forged nail: I tried to make flaming nail bullets but the technology needed something bigger, so I turned it into a weapon like kromers! Bassicly works the same as the hammer, but with impales instead of hits, and the explosion is a bit delayed so you impale, then explode a second later. The same advise follows here

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Anyone who wants to try this out will also get a forged armor set, which is like the normal armor set for Mittelhammer, but more resistant to explosions. If this goes well, a new type of inquisitor may get created, the Geschmiedeterhammer

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For now, I'm also sending this stuff to kromer herself so she can try it, and guido, and mauersalt since he is also here now

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u/noen369 — 14 days ago

Qu in: with some new findings

First: Yea I think extracting ego out of any SCP is impossible currently, I'll still try to find methods but for now it's unlikely gonna happen sometime soon

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Second: I am currently exploring other mirror worlds to try and see other methods to extract ego just in case, and while no luck so far, here are the current worlds I saw and their findings

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A: The middles world

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Multiple sinners joined the middle instead, even replacing some previous members of the middle of our timeline. As result, Riccardo and Kira, and kiras father being members of the LBC instead. It appears brass knuckles are extremely effective, judging from Riccardo in this world, same for fire and heat. Also, I think I understand why kromer likes Sinclair now... WHY IS HE SO ATTRACTIVE IN THIS TIMELINE. < Do not mind these scribbles, they said nothing, do not read into it

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B: The blood meridian

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The pinky has a new purpose in this world, now worshipping war itself. As result, the members of the pinky kill everyone they can and remove their scalps to sell. They are lead by someone known as judge holden, a tall, pale women who appears to be highly dangerous and powerful. No findings here, it's just horrifying

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C: Whale hunter

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In this one, Ishmael, heathcliff and a few more sinners (forgot which ones), replaced ahabs crew, and hunted all the whales they could for a living. It appears in this timeline, instead of having the usual ego, Ishmael has an ego known as "blind obsession". No findings other then the fact some people can have different egos in different timelines, I suspect maybe they found a way to extract it

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D: The nail in the coffin

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Basically all the sinner Inquisitors we found, and Faust replaced kromer, as kromer is now a part of the lbc here. Also in this timeline Sinclair has a different ego known as impending day (I just think it makes sense, it's a heavy thing in a stick like his original ego, but it's blunt like his n corp identity, plus it just strangely fits imo). Possibly the Sinclair we got also has this ego

u/noen369 — 15 days ago

BAKUGO'S ROUGE GALLERY (Day 0)

Now the great Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight is an official hero, he may encounter enough villains to create a rouge gallery, but the question is, what is his villains?

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1st: One must submit a villain that fits bakugo in the comments (preferably with a reason why)

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2nd: The top 3 upvoted ones will be added,

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3rd: No downvoting

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C listers are villains who are overall silly, unpopular, and stand little threat (like polkadot man)

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B listers are villains who can be very interesting as villains and as characters, and can stand a threat, but overall not the best of the best (clayface for example)

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A listers are villains who stand a big threat against the hero, and clash with them in a way that can make some peak interactions (Bane as example)

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Arch nemesis is just A lister, but perfected (The joker)

u/noen369 — 15 days ago

Update: It's been a while

Hello, Qu here. So far the war seems to be going well, it's been a background thing as of recently as a matter of fact. Though for the fun I decided to research the whole "multiple worlds" to see if I can make a super weapon or smth... And instead I accidentally gone off the rails and decided to crack the code for multiversal travel instead.

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This resulted in me finding a universe where kromer died. You would think this is a bad thing, until you find out who some of the members are

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Ok, so, you know how there are these sinners who work for the lbc, powerful as fuck apparently... Yes turns out in this universe a whole lot of them used to work for kromer... Heck Faust tried to take control when kromer died... But Sinclair killed her quickly, he knew where his loyalties were and it was not for, and I quote, "someone who taints kromers name just for the sake in conquest" (this is just an excuse to not include one who grips Faust so there won't be much confusion)

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The following sinners should be on the other photos. They will be joining the war and likely be highly effective

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Also, someone tell kromer that there may be a loyal German twink waiting outside her door like a lost puppy

u/noen369 — 17 days ago

NEW ANOMOLY+WE WANT YOU FOR THE TESTING OF THE NEW INQUISITORS

Let's get the obvious out of the way

A bit back, a post I made was mysteriously hidden (accidentally pressed remove as a mod, so Im turning it into a plot point lol). I traced the source and found a strange ai in our systems. It's known as scp 079, or the old ai. It appears to be interested in us and breached containment as result. After some questioning we concluded we likely have the same enemy, so for now, the old ai shall be assisting us, which should be perfect, since not only will any members of the church connected to the Internet be considered useless, but so will any technology either side has

Now that's out of the way

I am running a field test for a new type of Inquisitor I wish to make, Vernunftbrechers. They will have the die mauer helmets I made, and nail cannons with corrosion bullets, though they will be required to have been shot by the double barrel nail cannon so they can get their EGOS as well. If you are interested, join today. If there's any superiors who wish for this project to be canceled, tell me

u/noen369 — 26 days ago

SOME SCIENCE STUFF I FOUND OUT FOR US

HELLO EVERYONE, I HAVE FOUND OUT SOME STUFF FROM MY RESEARCH

1st: New, manual way to force an EGO into existence!

I have made a double barrel nail cannon for this purpose. While you can put 2 normal nails or any nails,my best advice would be to do these next few actions.

1st: Place the Corrosion nail on the top barrel

2nd: Fix nail at the bottom barrel

3rd: FIRE

Upon firing, the top barrel will be shot first, with the fix nailed fired a millisecond after. When it hits someone, the corrosion nail hits first, starting a process that normally has someone lose their sanity and fall into the voice in their head, but within that millisecond the fix nail hits as well, forcing automatic rejection, instantly giving them an EGO.

2nd: A NEW COUNTER TO COGNITO HAZARDS, THE DIE MAUER

I have made a new helmet ment for inquisitors who may act in scenarios where they may face a cognito hazard. You put the helmet on (ofc). When it senses a cognito hazard, or if your gonna corrode or if some other thing that heavily ruins sanity happens, these nails will sink into the helmet, and then into your skull, acting like needles. When it finishes it's process, the brain goes through a full reboot, undoing the negative affects of the cognito hazard by blocking it out, like a VPN or firewall

Finally: some of y'all may be curious, ever since the plague doctor joined, what this "pestilence" is. I was able to get an answer. The following is a recording of me asking said question.

Video tape starts

Qu: This has been a wonderful time so far, doctor, but I do have one more question

049:...Go right ahead, qu

Qu: You see, we here at nagel und hammer have been curious about the pestilence-

049: and you call yourself A scientist, WHAT TYPE OF SCIENTIST DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT TH-

Qu: It doesn't exist in this world, unlike in yours. If it does, we don't know if it does exist here, though it's likely it does not, therefore we have no way to know, other then your word ofc

049:...I suppose that is fair... I apologize for my outburst... (Btw, the explanation ahead is just a theory some people have that I like)... Though, it's best I must not share, for your safety

Qu: Why not?

049: All I'll say, it that it's a cognito hazard...

Qu:...You know I have been making something to do cognito hazards, right? Ever since that the GOC used SCP 012 I've been working on it, and it's just about ready

049:... Very well then though I advise you censor the next few words I say, since your recording this

Qu: Very well then, let me just... Puts on the helmet... Aight I'm ready

049: [DO NOT DECODE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE HELMET] >!The pestilence, also known as SCP-2718, is a phenomena which makes it that upon death, the infected will experience every sensation in their body, despite their death. They will feel the decay and rot... It's hell... I wish to cure that!<

Qu:... Well, they explains the zombies, thi- The nails in the helmet sink into my skull, blocking out scp-2718

049:...Are you alright?

Qu: Yea I'm fine, it did its intended purpose... Wait how does >!SCP-2718!< spread >!without the infected being let known of its existence!<?

049: >!Simply put, it can infect others naturally too, it's just slower without the cognito hazard affects... If that wasn't the case then it would of never been a problem, since no one would have known of its existence otherwise...!< Now, may I ask if we are done here? There is an experiment I need to go back too...

Qu: Very well then doctor... I'll cya later

u/noen369 — 27 days ago

GUIDE FOR: THE PLAGUE DOCTOR

SCP-049, also known as the plague doctor, is a highly durable humanoid entity from the other universe. They display above average human intelligence at a least, for they have a very good mind for medical science it seems, and likely a few other subjects. They are surprisingly reasonable until something known as the pestilence is involved, in that case he will kill the "infected", then proceed to enter s process where he turns the dead body into a zombie. Luckily enough, it appears the zombies he turns into people cannot infect others, they are simply undead, not infected.

The plague doctors abilities are interesting. We do not know the process where he turns things into zombies, but we know how he gets his corpses. Upon skin to skin contact with his hand is involved, the person who was touched will DIE INSTANTLY. Upon that happening, he will try to revive them as a zombie later on to finish the "curing" process. The zombies created this way have no special abilities, not even to infect others

Now that's out of the way, here is how you can survive having 049 and you in the same building

A: Have your armor on 24/7. It requires skin to skin contact to kill, so if there's no skin to touch you should be fine

B: Keep a nail cannon on your at all times. Zombies lack range, and due to decomposing bio matter are likely more fragile, and will die to a nail cannon in seconds. Keep it for self defense reasons though, as I feel like if we were just shooting the doctors patients for no reason, they may not be that pleased, though I could be wrong

C: If he is chill with you, be chill with him. Other then the fact that he can kill you on touch, and the fact he's useful, he is very reasonable and honestly gifted, despite his anomolous traits. He also has a lot of information on the SCP foundation

This has been your guide. For now, I'll try to find a way to safety converse with the plague doctor, for we both have great minds. Plus, while he does appear to hate being asked what the pestilence is in the other world, since we are from this world, maybe he will be more forgiving and tell us. Worst case scenario, nothing changes, best case scenario we have information the SCP foundation desperately needs, AND a way to control the "spread", allowing him to only see our enemies as infected

u/noen369 — 28 days ago

UPDATE: THEY CONFIRMED IT

WE NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE SARKISTS ON OUR SIDE ON A WIDER SCALE THEN I SAID PREVIOUSLY, WE GOT THE CHURCHES NATURAL ENEMY ON OUR SIDE

u/noen369 — 29 days ago

STATUS UPDATE

Hello, qu here, I have great news, and an interesting finding y'all may want to hear about

First of all: I have some news. Some of y'all maybe found some weird robed, fleshy men dragging members of the church here occasionally. Those are believers of sarkicism, they are on our side and enemies of the church of the broken god. While the amount of support we are getting is little, it is still a good amount (the post I made on the subreddit for sarkicism got one upvote from someone who isn't me, so I'm counting it. You can just act like we have them assisting us occasionally, like what I'm assuming the goc is doing with the SCP)

WARNING, THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, ONLY ALLOWED FOR THE FOLLOWING PERSONAL TO SEE: QU, GUIDO, KROMER, SINCLAIR SINCE HE IS GONNA JOIN US SOMEDAY , AND THE DIRECTOR. IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION FROM KROMER, QU, THE DIRECTOR, OR SINCLAIR WHEN HE EVENTUALLY JOINS, YOU CAN SEE THIS PART AS LONG AS YOU REMOVE ANY DEVICES FROM YOUR PERSON THAT CAN BE USED TO TAKE PHOTOS OF THIS. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION OR ARE NOT A HIGH ENOUGH RANK, THIS WILL ALL BE CENSORED FOR YOU

>!After testing on some members of the church who was brought to me, I asked them some questions. Apparently for the split second they are hit, they do hear the voice before they lose control, which makes me realize something. I'm working on a new type of nail cannon exclusive to me so I can test this theory out, but if a corrosion nail can skip the process, maybe if we find a way to instantly shoot someone and allow them to instantly gain and reject the voice within a split second, which could do wonders for EGO research, since according to these files, apparently if someone rejects the voice, they can get an EGO of their own. (Correct me if I'm wrong though I'm still a recently new project moon fan lol)!<

Also, doing some more research on the churches world and why some people's names are connected to literature in said world, apparently there is an example for me too. In all tomorrows, the species who's whole thing is scientific manipulation of DNA to make new horrifying species is known as the qu. Interesting

u/noen369 — 29 days ago

Something interesting I noticed

First: the field testing of the new weapons was a success, cleared out an entire church base quickly

Second: It appears that some of the people in our world have the same name as some fictional characters in this world. For example, the one who shall grip, Emil Sinclair, Yes i know he has not accepted the truth yet but it's a matter of time, and kromer both appear in this book, albeit with with changes

The fixer, vergilius, and that weird clock man Dante also share names with characters from the book called Dantes inferno

Perhaps there are more examples of this... Maybe I'm an example? Idk, but either way this is just a strange detail I noticed

u/noen369 — 1 month ago

Hello, is this on? Ok good... Hello everyone!

I am the person who has been useful around here. Why ofc y'all have so been useful, but I have been doing my part too. I am the one who made the new nail cannons.

You guys never seen my face, or known my name... Except for my superiors, so I'll say it. The person you see before you is me, and my name is qu, head researcher of nagel und hammer, and also occasional inventor.

I am considering making more stuff, so if anyone has anything that could be useful for creation, or have any suggestions, it would be of good use

Oh and btw, come by where I work to gain the first bunch of nail cannons I made, I'll send y'all on a purge to hunt down members of the church of the broken god especially (I likely won't need permission for this, as we never needed to ask to hunt and kill heretics). You guys can kill the members normally, I just want to see how the nail cannons work in the field

https://www.reddit.com/r/Nagel_Und_Hammer/s/9v5e5ufbVG (the link to its creation btw)

u/noen369 — 1 month ago

INTRODUCING: THE NAIL-CANON

WARNING: Anything censored can only be seen by high ranking officials, (if you are not, you can see the spoilered messaged, but must act like you don't know it, because you shouldn't lore wise, its like meta gaming)

Hello everyone

I was originally gonna make an infectious nail which can make an infection like a virus, but I was advised not to, so I used the beta to make this instead

I have no photos for now, so others won't know what it looks like, but it is a new weapon I made. It acts like a normal gun, with nails as the ammunition. It is extremely powerful, so it will have some recoil, but not enough to make it's main, intended use useless. I intend this weapon to be one of 3 main uses

1: Utility weapon for average members of the inquisition, if simply throwing the nail is not enough, or if shooting would be stronger then throwing

2: specialized for people who prefer to fight at a range, or people stronger at a range for a new type of Inquisitor (this one is less likely but yea)

3: Used by higher rank members (and high rank members ONLY) with special ammo

>!SPECIAL AMMO!<

>!Special ammo: Corrosion. The original beta I had for the main idea, but again, I scraped the main idea so this is what we got. While I won't bore you with the details, I will say that anyone hit by these nails WILL corrode.!<

>!Special ammo: Fix. This nail undoes corrosion, bringing the person back to a healthy state of mind. Can be used to heal people affected by things that harm sanity as well!<

This is only at beta right now, but I plan to make more

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u/noen369 — 1 month ago

A WARNING TO ALL

THE GOC IS PLANNING TO GET THE ASSISTANCE OF THE SCP FOUNDATION, AND TO USE SCP-012, WHICH FROM MY RESEARCH, IS A COGNITO HAZARD WHICH MAY HAVE US MUTILATE OURSELVES IN SOME WAY

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u/noen369 — 1 month ago

Seeking permission for creation of new weapon

(only be awarr of what's censored if you reasonably have the rank to see that info, otherwise it will be blocked out for you. Any superior of mine can see them)

Hello everyone, I am here to seek permission to create a new weapon. While researching, I have found out that the enemy of the church of the broken god >!||sarkicism||!< have created an anomaly before. The flesh that hates, that's what it refers too. It kinda acts like a zombie virus and stuff

I feel like if I can reverse engineer it, we can have an easy way to infect the church, goc, and other enemies. This will be helpful because >!||the church does have a chemical weapon of their own. It's refered to as the clockwork virus. Takes a year to activate but automatically turns the infected into a machine like entity over time||!<

I wish to have permission for this project so we can win the war

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u/noen369 — 1 month ago