u/one---punch---man

This is going to sound really odd but can cats really projectile shoot their poop at people they don't like?

My partner and I planned on adopting a kitten from my neighbors cat who was only going to have one kitten. He said we could have the kitten four months after the cat gave birth.

Unfortunately, later on, I ended up having to tell him I wasn't sure if I could take in the kitten (as I unexpectedly ended up taking in my former friends cat who passed) and was worried Rotisserie Chicken (not his real name) wasn't in a state to share homes with another animal right now.

But Rotisserie Chicken, turned out to be really good with kittens.

Rotisserie Chicken was really depressed after his owner died and used to be super social. But now he's begun returning to how he used to be.

My neighbor was really happy to hear this and asked me to take the kitten.

Apparently, my neighbor's kitten wasn't taken care of by the mom cat or dad cat at all and is really lonely / miserable. So we are planning on taking in the kitten.

But my neighbor mentioned how both the cat and kitten keep projectile shooting their poop (but not their pee) at him. On his shoes, his pants, his face, his hair, etc...

I originally thought he was joking or exaggerating. Or he just meant that they just pooped super close to him. However he keeps specifying in great detail on how they "aim their darned cute tushes at him, then out their stinkers they fire mercilessly until they're done." They will apparently even chase him around if he tries to leave while they're doing this.

I still want to adopt the kitten and am prepared to arm myself to protect myself from the poop launching but I wanted to know if anyone knows if he's messing with me because it sounds really ridiculous.

I feel very silly for asking this but what if there's some real issues behind this.

If he's not messing with me has anyone else had this problem? If so how did they resolve it? My neighbor took the kitten / cat to the vet and the vet said they didn't have any issues that made them do this.

Edit: I realized I didn't mention this earlier. But the kitten is definitely going to a vet checkup. It was the only kitten when most cats usually have multiple and sometimes issues go unnoticed when only basic tests are done, so I'm taking them to the vet I usually go to so get more thoroughly checked up. My neighbor isn't the best financially and would have done the barest minimum possible for the kittens checkup.

I'm curious on where/when/why the combination existed?

I've mostly found mixed answers.

Originally my friend never felt comfortable in her own body, but once they transitioned, and now can easily pass for a woman, he's finally so much more happier.

They use she/her/they/them now, but is also completely fine with using he/him pronoun, and encourages it.

He feels guilty at times for transitioning medically since she's still using their old pronouns and I wanted to know if there were any examples of other people doing similar things so I can help them be even more comfortable for doing this?

Of course time will definitely help them (along with their support family / friends, and self acceptance) but irl examples would make her so much more comfortable as he'd feel as if someone is sharing their experience with them.

I'm having trouble finding some examples, hence my ask.

Sorry if this is a ridiculous question, but whenever I make a vanilla mug cake, it always tastes okay, but despite it being cake it doesn't taste as good as regular cake.

Is there something wrong with the proportions? Should I be using an egg, more/less flour, or something else? Or is it just impossible to get a mug cake to taste like a regular oven-baked cake because of the microwave?

What are your tips for getting a vanilla-cake-like mug cake?

Example of the recipe I use:
- 1 1/2 tbsp melted butter
- 3/4 tbsp sugar
- 3 tbsp milk
- 4 tbsp all purpose flour
- 1/4 tsp baking powder
- 1/2 tsp vanilla extract

I Microwave it for 1 min to 1 min 30 secs

Anyone know where to read the translated novel “The northern archduke is so cute” from chapters 3-End?

When I connect to my headphones it says, "connected to dongle" I wanted to know if I could change the phrase or a word in it to something silly?

I am looking for a free translation of the novel ,"When a Straight Man from Earth Transmigrates to the Zerg" ch 6-105+. If anyone happens to find such I would be thankful. I unfortunately don't have the funds to purchase a translation, hence why I am hoping for a free version to be available somewhere.

I am looking for a free translation of, "I Rolled in Bed with the Male Lead ch 71-169+". If anyone happens to find such I would be thankful. I unfortunately don't have the funds to purchase a translation, hence why I am hoping for a free version to be available somewhere.

My little cousin recently got this candle. He is autistic and has severe sensory issues with certain smells. This is one of the things that really helps him calm down. For now my aunt had bought all the candles of this available at our local TK Maxx but I wanted to know if there's any way to find another place to purchase it, since there's a chance the store might not restock it and it's seasonal.

The candle is Pine scented made by Clementine Paper Inc. The candle is a darker green with a rectangle sticker that has greenes and pinecones bordering the sticker, with a light blue background. It's 680grams | 24 oz.

My camera is broken so for now I unfortunately can't attach a photo.

I've searched online but all I've seen is someone else commenting on a reddit post about this company's candles. if anyone happens to find where we could buy this it would be so helpful, thank you

I am looking for a free translation of, "I Rolled in Bed with the Male Lead ch 56+". If anyone happens to find such I would be thankful. I unfortunately don't have the funds to purchase a translation, hence why I am hoping for a free version to be available somewhere.

For example, I've already read, "After Transmigrating Into the Zerg World, He Decisively Chose to Lie Down and Live Off His Wife" and "I write novels in a Zerg prison."

I'm hoping to find more novels with such a concept. If not, I may have to write one myself at this rate.

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I'm going to go comment on every single new fic! (image is some concoction of a meme of happy Patrick)

I was curious to know if anyone happens to have chapters 109+ for Fan or original translation for, 'I write novels in a Zerg prison'. If anyone does it would be so helpful, thank you!

I have read chapters 1-108 already and know around 300 chapters has been released somehow. But as of now I can't find a version I can access.

Also I found out about this story because of this sub and I thank you guys for that.