What do you mean it is time for my walk? Are you unaware it is cold out there!
▲ 386 r/Dachshund

What do you mean it is time for my walk? Are you unaware it is cold out there!

Ms. Cleo was unimpressed when I suggesed it was time for pooping and a walk.

u/pyratemime — 4 days ago
▲ 19 r/fednews

Three initiatives causing industry new concerns about DoD acquisition reforms

TL;DR The latest directions from the Pentagon will slow acquisitions, increase overhead, and lock out non traditional vendors. All of which co tradicts the goals set out in November 2025.

For context not in the article FY27 will bring new mandatory annual performance metrics to civilian acquisition professionals in DOD. These changes will make the goals for more OTAs, CSOs, integration of non-traditionals, and other things will become much harder.

So Department policy is not only undercutting their stated goals but also fucking the entire workforce that has to carry it out.

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u/pyratemime — 2 months ago

No-cromunda for me :(

My LGS had their shipment delayed by Ash Waste Raiders or the Guilders lost it.

I was excited to spend the weekend geeking out but alas I have to wait until "sometime" next week.

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u/pyratemime — 2 months ago
▲ 54 r/redditonwiki+1 crossposts

AIO by cutting off conversation with my wife about my parents as my dad gets ready for surgery?

My wife has a contentious relationship with my parents, particularly my father. There is enough blame to go around but if you had to total it up there is more responsibility on him than her.

We have discussed this frequently and for the last few years I have encouraged her to just not talk to him or be around him if there is no path to a reconciliation between them. She prefers to push the issue on how do we fix him and that typically leads to a fight and tension for several days.

My parents are getting older, mid to late 70s, and my mom is showing signs of alzheimers or dementia. We are the only support network in the area. Abandoning them completely is not an option for a host of social, cultural, economic, religious, and personal reasons so no matter what level ofncontact he has with them I will be there for them in some capacity or another.

That said my father is preparing to have a fairly major surgery and he isn't in the best shape. The chance of his dying isn't high but it ain't zero either. As many faults as he has as a human being, and who doesn't, he is still my dad and he is still my mom's husband of nearly 60 years. I am concerned for him and for my mother.

Over the last few days my wife has been upset with him again because of a poor interaction between him and our daughter. This has led to rebroaching the topic of what is wrong with him and I finally shut it down saying I am not having this conversation, again, right now. I have enough emotional weight with his surgery, potential death, and the implications that has on my mother in her deteriorating state.

This has earned me a very cold shoulder and much glaring silence.

AIO by saying we aren't going to press the "instant fight" button as I deal with a very near term acute health issue for him?

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u/RedoftheEvilDead — 2 months ago
▲ 12 r/fednews

Name is on the excepted list, none of my job duties are

Management has passed around the excepted list in case we get furloughed and I am on it. The list also camr with a memo of what activities are excepted directly and what functions which support those activities can be performed at a minimum level to keep the critical things going.

Nothing I do fits on either of those lists. In fact my entire job is in the third category of prohibited activities during a furlough.

So now I get to have that conversation about why I would need to be excepted and what exactly am I supposed to do if I come in to the office.

I know the answer will be "coverage" but coverage for what? Everything I do is specifically prohibited.

Alas I can see myself losing that fight and having to drive 30 minutes both ways to clock in, check email, and leave 10 minutes later.

Which isn't a lot of time but will be just enough to prevent my furlough hustle from panning out.

Poop.

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u/pyratemime — 2 months ago
▲ 180 r/Baking

First Key Lime Pie made on request for daughters 16th B-Day

I like to bake but generally I do cookies. My daughter recently discovered key lime pie and decided that is what she wanted.

Well the crust ain't pretty and we had to resort to reddi-whip whip cream but for a first time making thr pie and a graham cracker crust it turned out good.

Best of all she liked it and felt special that I made her the pie of her choice.

u/pyratemime — 2 months ago
▲ 277 r/pie

My first key lime pie at daughters request for 16th B-Day

I like to bake but generally I do cookies. My daughter recently discovered key lime pie and decided that is what she wanted.

Well the crust ain't pretty and we had to resort to reddi-whip whip cream but for a first time making thr pie and a graham cracker crust it turned out good.

Best of all she liked it and felt special that I made her the pie of her choice.

u/pyratemime — 2 months ago

A Trekkie is Born...ish

Wife and I have been together for nearly 20 years. I am an unapologetic geek loving Trek, B5, Firefly, Star Wars etc. She is a lovely wife but just never been interested.

Well our anniversary was a week ago and she said she wanted to give Star Trek a shot. Growing up Saturday evening was pizza and TNG. So tonight we got a pizza and have settled in for Encounter at Farpoint Station.

She loved watching MLP with our daughter as she grew up and I love her reaction to Q. I am exvited to introduce her to the wide world of Trek.

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u/pyratemime — 3 months ago

Mechanicus Astartes - If the Steel Confessors were a start not an end

I have always liked the origin story of the Steel Confessors. These chapters are my idea if the Mechanicus decided that the chaos surrounding the Ultima Founding was their opportunity to try again at creating chapters with loyalty to the Mechanicus.

Names have a connection to their respective forge world and the colors are meant to emulate the skitarii from that world as well. While not exactly subtle and counter to this being a "secret" who really has time to notice or complain as the Indomitus Crusades cry out for more troops regardless of where they come from.

Some lore:

  1. Warp Sentinals - When calculations showed the flow of Cadian refugees would subside before the crisis of Cadia's fall was settled the chapter was founded to bolster Agripinaa's defenses against threats coming from the Great Rift.

  2. Lunar Knights - Created by the moon based forge which supplies the Grey Knights this chapter was created to guard the Forge World against the Inquisition and as an alternative source of martial power to the Grey Knights who, as a Chamber Militant of the Inquisition, can never fully be trusted.

  3. Steel Sanguinaries - After requiring multiple interventions by the Ultramarines and with the rise to Lord Regeant of returned Primarch Roboute Guilliman the Forge World created the Sanguinaries to decrease reliance on a chapter that could no longer be trusted to not report the on goings of the Forge World to Terra and their master there.

  4. Avenging Gryphons - Created by the few survivors of Gryphonne IV to help protect them as they seek a new homeworld to reestablish the forge world the Avenging Gryphons are known for their prowess at fighting Tyranids.

  5. Hollow Suns - Though the defense of Lucius against the Hive Fleet Leviathan was successful the Magi of the Forge World realized the need for a strike force capable of offensive operations beyond what servitors could manage. The Hollow Suns were created to be that force if another Tyranid invasion of the world was attempted and to act as a forward defense layer throughout the sector.

  6. Red Dragons - From Mars the Red Dragons have strong links to the current Fabricator General, Xasandera Valdet, and appear to have a battle doctrine designed around countering other Space Marine chapters. They are also often observed in theaters near the Black Viper chapter.

  7. Forge Hammers - Constant pressure on the Forge World Metalica by ork raids led to the establishment of the Forge Hammers. Equipped to conduct fast raids they are seen protecting the flanks of Metalica skitarii as they relentlessly push in against enemies. The chapter is amongst those reportedly rushing to Armageddon.

  8. Blazing Stars - Leaning into the lessons learned about innovation during the Battle of Ryza and with the need to send large numbers of troops to Ultramar due to the Plague Wars the Blazing Stars were established to create new options for the defense of teh Forge World and to respond to calls for help without further depleting skitarii macroclades which might be needed elsewhere.

  9. Solar Eyes - With the search for any an all technological advantage by Stygies VIII in the wake of the Great Rift open the Solar Eyes were established to assist with the capture of new xenos technologies and defense against Deathwatch interference in technoacheology expeditions.

  10. Phallen Skulls - Created in the aftermath of the Hive Fleet Kraken onslaught to bolster the severally depleted macroclades of skitarii. They formed an invaluable stay behind resource when Triplex Phall answered the call to defend Ultramar in the Plague Wars.

  11. Void Wardens - After Voss Prime successfully defended itself against invasion by deamons during the creation of the Great Rift it was deemed necessary to add to the diversity of defensive assets available to the Forge World. Capable anti-psykers the chapter is noted for a lack of hellblaster squads. The chapter's presence has already been noted on Armageddon.

u/pyratemime — 3 months ago
▲ 895 r/Cookies

My daughters first cookies! Third generation making this recipe.

My mom was the family baker, then I became the family baker and yeaterday my daughter (aka the Monkey) asked to learn to make the cookies our family is known for in our circles.

Aside from needing a little dad muscle to stir the batter at once point she made them entirely herself with some oversight and question answering from me.

So I present... chocolate chip cookie a la monkey girl!

Also bonus picture of our dachshund observing and offering moral support (plus hoping for a cookie since we keep using the magic word!). She did get some of her cookies as we enjoyed ours.

u/pyratemime — 3 months ago
▲ 96 r/fednews

Appropriations Tracker for FY27

This coming Monday, 13 July, marks 24 scheduled legislative days (80 calendar days) for the House until the end of the fiscal year.

The link is for the Congressional appropriations tracker. As we draw closer to the end of the FY there are always a lot of questions on where the appropriation for this department or that department is. So here is the resource to stay in the know on if your department is on track to be fully funded or not when the clock strikes midnight.

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u/pyratemime — 3 months ago
▲ 29 r/Baking

Strawberry-Blueberry Shortcake

A few days late but here is our 4th of July shortcake. Everything aside from the whipcream is made from scratch.

u/pyratemime — 3 months ago

Where do we want the narrative to go?

With the end of the previous edition and the Aranthian campaign which put us... right back where we atarted where do we want the new edition to take us?

Do we want to see what the Delaque have been calling from the deep?

Do we want to see the Cawdor and Redemption resurge to purge the Aranthian heretics driven underground

Do we want to see a waaaagh surge from The Skull as Gazgkulls energy pulses out drom Armageddon?

Do we want to see a genuine GSC uprising as tendrils of Hive Fleet Leviathan push deeper toward the Segmentum Solar?

What do you want to see?

This is a wish list. Sanguinalia in summer. Tell da Red Gobbo what you want!

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u/pyratemime — 4 months ago
▲ 172 r/fednews+1 crossposts

Bipartisan funding bills stall as Senate Republicans press forward without Democrats

The Senate Appropriations meeting to discuss that was supposed to happen today has been pushed to after July 4th. In regard to those 4 bills:

>The four individual bills up for review by the committee are not contested on their own. **Considered among the least controversial of the 12 annual bills,** they were negotiated over months within each subcommittee in a process that lawmakers said went smoothly.

The four bills that were meant to be discussed are:

  1. Agriculture, Rural Development, and Food and Drug Administration (FDA)

  2. Military Construction, Veterans Affairs, and Related Agencies

3.Commerce, Justice, Science, and Related Agencies (which includes funding for agencies like NASA)

  1. Legislative Branch

It is worth noting that post-4 July the House has 24 days still in session and the Senate has 28 before the end of the FY.

So, while anything can happen between now and 1 October that isn't a lot of time to get a budget, or even a CR, passed with election year hijinks and shenanigans in play on top of the normal tomfollery with the budget.

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u/pyratemime — 4 months ago

Daughter made her first étouffée for Father's Day

My daughter, 16, is learning to cook and demanded she be allowed to make my father's day meal today.

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We did shrimp instead of crawfish because we can't get crawfish in our area.

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A few missteps in the process but above is the result and it was delicious not just for what it was but because of the heaping helping of TLC included.

u/pyratemime — 4 months ago

Flechette Blasters are useless

Maybe RNGesus just hates me but I am finding that the flechette blaster is useless as I run missions hunting for Djebka.

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Everything is 0 damage or blocked. It is bad enough I am considering not taking Infiltrators anymore.

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Anyone else dealing with this?

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u/pyratemime — 4 months ago

Mechanicus Explorator Homebrew Idea

Mechanicus 2 got me in a mood to brush off an old homebrew idea I had for an Explorator/Archeologist gang in the underhive.

All profiles would go through my PoDS 40K conversion process to make them Necromunda appropriate. Below are the bones of the idea, and there are likely contradictions or overlapping elements because I don't know which way I want to go with certain mechanics, and I am interested in general thoughts and constructive feedback.

GANG STRUCTURE

Leader: Technoarcheologist

Champion: Skitarii Alphas

Specialist Champion: Sicarians

Gangers: Skitarii Rangers/Vanguard

Prospects: Pteraxii

No juves, or rookies.

Brute: Kataphron

House Agents: Electropriests

Recruiting for this gang revolves around purchasing captives from the Guilders and converting them into Skitarii. If they capture a fighter and the owning gang chooses not to reacue them or fails to rescue them then instead of selling the fighter they can turn them into a Skitarii for free. When converting a captive into a Skitarii roll a D6:

1: Captive Dies
2-3: Conversion is successful but the fighter enters recovery
4-6: Conversion is fully successful and the fighter is immediately available

Tasor weapons would be geared toward assisting with capturing fighters

SKITARII
Ganger Skitarii choose a type similar to Cawdor/Redemptionist as either Rangers or Vanguard. This will determine what weapons they have access to and special abilities. Naturally, Vanguard will be rad-phage immune. Rangers would have some swingy weak version of infiltrate. Something like rolling a D6 for each Ranger before a game and on a 6+.

The Pteraxii would be mounted prospects like the Dust Rider with the Born in the Saddle rule requiring them to have their wings and if they promote they promote to a Ptexarii Alpha.

At creation each Skitarii starts with one bionic valued at 25 credits or less. Alphas at creation may have 45 credits of bionics. Bonuses are figured into their starting stat line.

MACHINE CULT ALIGNMENT

Gangs can choose one of three paths to follow in the Underhive, Archeologist, Xenarite, or Heretek. This is similar to the Cawdor paths or Nomad Warrior Spirits. Below is the general theme for each but no specifics on the D6 table that would accompany the choice.

Archeologist: Always lawful aligned, bonuses when rolling for rare items in the trade post that are not xeno or chaos corrupted, cheaper repair of bionics

Xenarite: Can align lawful or outlaw, bonuses when rolling for xenos weapons in the tradepost/black market, has some xenos weapons in their gang list, has some exotic bionics

Heretek: Always outlaw aligned, bonuses when rolling for illegal technology in the tradepost/black market, has access to some chaos weapons and wargear in their gang list.

HANGER-ONS

Biologis: A biologis is an expert in maintaining the interface between the biological and machine parts of the skitarii. Not only does this hanger-on act as a Rogue Doc but it can also perform an action that improves the damage role against any bionics from 1-3 to 1-2 and allows the player to roll 2D6 for the lasting damage on their bionic and select the result.

Necromechanic: Any fighter that dies during conversion to a Skitarii or from the lasting injury table is instead turned into a servitor. Servitors would have minimal stats and only hand weapons if encountered during a base raid. Each servitor is available to be harvested for biological or bionic material. A servitor may be sacrificed in order to reroll a result from the lasting injury table, the second result must be accepted.

Enginseer: Part of the crew, sub-types similar to the Underhive Trader, Engineseers are able to speak to the machine spirits great and small throughout the hive.

Mechasapient: Any friendly model, to include this one, within 3" that must make an ammo test does so with +1 to the roll. Any enemy model within 3" that must make an ammo test does so with a +1 to the target number to pass. Any friendly model, to include this one, within 6" makes an action to interact with a terminal, door, or loot casket add 1 to the result. Any enemy model within 6" makes an action to interact with a terminal, door, or loot casket subtract 1 from the result.

Lexmechanic: When on a vehicle roll a D6 on the first glancing hit, on a 5+ ignore the first glancing. In the end phase of of a vehicle battle roll 2D6 for the lasting injury on a vehicle and the player may choose which result to apply, if doubles are rolled no lasting injury is applied.

SKILLS

Noosphere Skills

Electrostatic Charge - The fighter is able to charge their melee weapons to deliver a strong electrostatic shock which if it results in a serious injury behaves like a someone who has been webbed.

Machine Logic - Once per game this fighter may automatically pass a single leadership, cool, willpower, or intelligence test (one total, not one of each)

Tactical Recalibration - This model doubles the distance at which they may be counted for nerve tests and rally tests. (Stacks with Enhanced Data-tether)

Will of the Omnissiah - When hit with a ranged attack roll 3D6 on a cool test and choose two dice for the result.

Binharic Scream - This fighters vox unit can emit a disorienting scream, when an enemy model charges they must pass a willpower test. If it fails the number of attacks they may perform as part of the charge action is cut in half, rounded down.

Salvage - When a skitarii model dies and is not turned into a servitor or a servitor is sacrificed this model may perform a salvage action to collect parts which are then sold for D3x10 credits.

WEAPONS & WARGEAR
Weapons

Weapons would be brought over and converted from 9E.

Basic Weapons:

- Galvanic Rifle & Carbine, Radium Carbine, Flechette Carbine, Stubcarbine

Pistols:

- Archeo-revolver, Arc Pistol, Eradication Pistol Mechanicus Pistol, Phosphor Blast Pistol, Radium Pistol

Special Weapons

- Phosphor Serpenta, Plasma Caliver, Radium Serpenta, Transuranic Arquebus

Heavy Weapons

- Heavy Arc Rifle, Heavy Grav-cannon, Plasma Culverin, Phosphor Blaster, Radium Jezzail, Torsion Cannon

Melee Weapons

- Arc Maul, Chord Claw, Omnissian Axe, Power Sword, Servo-arc Claw, Taser Goad, Transonic Blades & Razor

Wargear

Omnispex - Any friendly model within 6" of this model counts as having an infra-sight

Enhanced Data-tether - This model may be counted for nerve tests and rally tests if they are within 6" of the model taking the test.

Pteraxii Wings - ignores all terrain, may move freely between levels without restriction, and can never fall. They may not, however, ignore impassable terrain and may not end their movement with their base overlapping an obstacle or another fighter’s base.

END

So that is my idea so far. Like I said I know there are gaps and overlaps as well as a lack of detail in certain areas. Looking for feedback on does this pass the sniff test of viability, what feels right, what feels off. Would you be interested in playing or playing against a gang like this?

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u/pyratemime — 4 months ago

Local delicacies while on vacation?

Family and I are coming to Louisville in a week. We will be staying near the zoo.

Any local restaurants we must try? As a coffee person any coffee houses I should try? Any local snacks we should makes sure to sample while we are there?

We are foodies so open to any kind of food options.

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u/pyratemime — 5 months ago

Does anyone understand the initiative system?

To me it just feels random on the order. Also I get the interweaving order does prevent alpha strike turns from ending the entire mission but holy crap early on with this random order there just seems to be no way to plan anything. Hopefully later there is a process to work the turn order.

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u/pyratemime — 5 months ago