u/quokkafarts

Just found out my dog has cattle dog in him, how do I convert his minor herding behaviour into a game? He is very smart but very stubborn and can be reactive outside.

I'll drop a pic in the comments as he's only 14%.

I wasn't surprised to find this out as I've sworn for ages he tries to herd people and he has other herding dog traits like the above mentioned intelligence and attitude, but he has behavioural problems as he was owned a byb for the first year of his life (he's nearly 3 now, ive has him for 1 year). He is quite lead reactive which we are working on a lot so we need to be able to play this game inside.

The behaviour: he always wants to direct people to where he wants them to go. He will use a soft nudge with his snout to kinda boop you, then he will usually lead you to his chosen spot. He will turn around and make eye contact to make sure you're following. If you don't follow he will grumble like an old man but eventually will go wherever you are. He only does this to people inside, he doesn't do it to my cats and I've never seen him do it at the dog park.

Games he likes: "sit/down/go to bed/stay/ go spinny" game (no one tell him this is basic training or he won't do it any more). Fetching squeaky toys and empty toilet rolls (NOT balls, balls are ignored even if they squeak). Bitey face game that all dogs seem to know except he "bites" my hands. Big zoomin (idk what this is he just zooms like a spaz while I sing his theme song as his hype man). I have recently introduced hide and seek which he is a bit puzzled by but he's got the spirit.

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u/quokkafarts — 1 day ago

Swore he was a pit bull mix! Just kidding, not surprised by the breed results but genetic health is very surprising.

If you're wondering about the floppy tail, that is due to a spinal injury. Don't worry he is totally fine besides the floppy feather duster.

Only real surprise in his breed is the high content of cattle dog; knew he had some herding in him by his behaviour by didn't think it would be that much. Was sold to his old owner as pom x Maltese.

How reliable are those genetic illness results though? He came from a byb and had only 33% genetic diversity (lower than average). Not complaining obviously, but should I get an embark to double check? Not even a carrier for anything just seems a bit too good to be true.

u/quokkafarts — 2 days ago

Man in Yellow is clearly a TERF psyop

Obvious propaganda is Obvious. Consider the following:

Creepy old pissman become big tiddy schoolgirl cus that's his fetish.

MIY is known to eat human organs (known tran behaviour), ate victors mum; trying to consume her womynly essence? Hmmmm

Literally there to decieve everyone into the town and trick the audience into gooning. Perversion.

Wants to destroy destroy the town (aka SOCIETY) as traumatically as possible. THE AGENDA.

Covered in piss, come on so obviously trans coded.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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u/quokkafarts — 8 days ago

When there is torture, there is pain and wounds. Physical agony and all this distracts the mind from mental suffering so that one is tormented by the wounds until the moment of death. And the most terrible agony may not be in the wounds themselves but in knowing for certain that within an hour, then within 10 minutes, then within half of a minute, and now at this very instant, your soul will leave your body and you will no longer be a person. And that this is a certain, the worst thing is that it is certain.

(BTW you contract it by patting strange dogs at the park)

u/quokkafarts — 16 days ago