The answers to these and similar questions... can be found at the Springfield Knowledgeum a hands-on learning environment opening this Saturday.

S09E18

u/reallinzanity — 3 days ago

“It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader.” “Who the hell is that? Some kind of leader?” “Yes.”

S09E13

u/reallinzanity — 8 days ago

“Wait, wait, wait. Here comes Lee Marvin.” “Thank God. He's always drunk and violent.”

S09E11

u/reallinzanity — 10 days ago

Attention. All honor students will be rewarded... with a trip to an archeological dig!

S09E08

u/reallinzanity — 13 days ago

“Well, football's not really my thing. After all, what civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?” “Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic. And for every ball we buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty lnternational.”

S09E06

u/reallinzanity — 16 days ago

“The law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I'm mad now!”

S09E05

u/reallinzanity — 16 days ago

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds.

S09E04

u/reallinzanity — 17 days ago