My research concludes this applies to 86.7 percent of cloppers

It is a strange phenomenon that ponies get their names long before their talents are discovered, despite the fact their names inexplicably wind up fitting well with their future talents.

It is true he enjoys giving colonoscopies. (His reoccurring human hand in my artwork proves to be very helpful in this). However, this predictive naming phenomenon does not apply to Colon Cancer. As he was in fact actually born as:

"Colton LePony"

One might assume that a name as bizarre as Colon Cancer was perhaps the result of a typo. That the creator of the character could not correct it as it was written in pen. That they elected to just roll with the mistake and come up with a new name. I can assure you there is no such meta reason. Colon Cancer simply changed his name later in life to better fit in with the demanding pressures of the ponies' talent-based society.

As requested next I will draw him with Mr_Maniac454's Congenital Heart Failure, formerly known as Cartiopulmonary Heart Failure.

During my first rewatch of the show I reached the episode where Fluttershy kills Celestia's bird. It was at this moment of this scene that the idea of Celestia fucking her gaurds came across my mind. I had already considered that Celestia would be the mare to clop to if it ever came to that. There was no going back after this episode.

This post made me think of this

https://www.reddit.com/r/OkPonyDitzy/s/WXq53hxiEe

Colon Cancer has never looked so realistic. Commissions are now open (as in I'm open to suggestions for things to do with him and I'm not getting paid).

You think I'm joking chat? I don't even find any Pokémon attractive. You think I'm lying when I say I've pondered this for years? It's not just her face. There's a deep rooted anthropological reason behind what she has done to my psyche.

On another note, do you think she eventually matched Celestia's freak after her ascension to the throne or no? If so, did the royal guards dismay or rejoice?