u/stu-pai-pai

Electricity is ruining Sonic!

Electricity is ruining Sonic!

These "Sonic is Lightning" mfs are so fucking stupid. Why are their low brained mentally stunted humuncli so desperate in ruining Sonic? These complete and utterly smoothbrained buffoons!

Sonic is far more intrinsically connected with wind. He's fast and smooth like wind. He's freedom personified! He's always out and about, going wherever the fuck he wants! The wind is Sonic. Sonic is the wind. Naruto is a tornado that tears up your neighborhood.

Since when has Sonic even remotely like lighting? Hell no. Not to mention it doesn't even reflect his personality or anything about his character at all. I graduated from Sega University with a PHD in Sonic's characterization. I know what I'm talking about. I'm right. You are wrong and know absolutely nothing about the series you brainless troglodytes.

Case in point, Sonic was electrocuted by this shit in Unleashed. Do you see Blaze getting burned by the element she represents; fire?

Fuck no. Do you see Sonic being hurt by the wind? Again, fuck no. Get this smoothbrained take that Sonic is Lightning away from my series.

If you disagree, you too can get the fuck away from my series. Fuck outta here and don't come back you damn larpers.

Only real Sonic fans are allowed to stay.

u/stu-pai-pai — 4 days ago

I just want to comment how badass and funny it is that Blaze can run at supersonic speeds while wearing high heels.

The amount of skill this must take has to be outstanding.

u/stu-pai-pai — 7 days ago