Fortnite Sonic is the OBJECTIVELY PEAK Sonic model.

Fortnite Sonic is the OBJECTIVELY PEAK Sonic model.

After all these years, we finally got a new model that isn't that same old wretched, ugly Modern Sonic model we had since 2005. Every time I've been forced to see that ugly ass old ass Sonic model, I felt likely ripping out my eyes.

No sauce. No aura. No class.

Ugh. I'm getting tired of talking about that vertically stunted humunculus.

Fortnite Sonic finally brings out innovation we've been lacking. His taller and sleeker design made him more aerodynamic, the 06 design done right. The gorgeous tech surrounding his body making Sonic look futuristic and have an air of coolness that previously bum ass right didn't have.

It's such great and beautiful innovation because the franchise is for once progressing and no longer stagnant. Rejoice Sonic fans. I'm feeling quite happy with the future of the franchise.

Fortnite Sonic is Sonic done, right!

Fortnite Sonic does what Modern Sonican't!

We can finally move on from the same old bland model discourse. We got the peak now.

u/stu-pai-pai — 2 days ago
▲ 111 r/Ningen

Forget Vegito or Gogeta, Demon King Piccolo was the real fraud all along.

u/stu-pai-pai — 9 days ago

Do you think Blaze became guardian of the Sol emeralds because of birthright or because she was deemed the best suited for the job?

I think there's two possible ways Blaze could've become the guardian of the sol emeralds.

Either the royal family of the Sol dimension is tasked with guarding the sol emeralds, as such, the heirs or heiress have the role passed down to them.

Or Blaze acquired the role of guarding the sol emeralds because she deemed the best fit for the job, and not because she's related to the royal family line.

Personally, I prefer option 2. To me, it feels Blaze's role of guardian is something she earned, not something just given to by birthright, and as such, makes Blaze's role of guardian feel more special.

That and it makes Blaze feel more distinct than Knuckles. One, Blaze knows WHY she became the guardian. She became the guardian not because it was expected of her, but because of something she wanted for herself.

Blaze paralleling Knuckles yet being different in her own ways is neat.

u/stu-pai-pai — 1 month ago

Let's talk: Why do you like Blaze?

Decided to make a little game out of this:

Me personally:

• When I was younger, I really resonated with Blaze's story in Rush, where she learns about opening up to others.

• She has my favourite design of the main cast.

• I'm a cat person. Blaze is a cat. W.

• Her fire powers are really cool, and learning about how she gone from disliking her fire powers and ultimately learning to accept her powers and make her fire a core part of her identity is really empowering. Really resonates with me personally learning to accepts traits of myself I original hated to go on to accept it's what makes me me.

• The Sol dimension has endless possibilities and I'd love to see more of it.

• She's fucking cool as fuck.

• She's the guardian of the Sol emeralds and much like Knuckles, is duty bound, polite, has that royal demeanor I find fascinating.

• The 420/weed jokes lol.

u/stu-pai-pai — 1 month ago

Tim Hortons, North York, Bites & Delights, $4.99.

First proper time using this app by the way. I wish there was more variety tho. But hey, muffins are good.

u/stu-pai-pai — 2 months ago

No fighting arenas are so completely braindead

What's the point of making an area, making a free for all, and the entire game is just standing around doing nothing. They stand around doing nothing all game until sudden death and wait for the bombs to kill them.

Holy absolute fuck. This is miserable and boring as all hell. How do you have fun like this? I keep running into this dumb shit, and when I want to play the game and fight, the other players all gang on me.

They stand around doing nothing all game until sudden death and wait for the bombs to kill them. Holy absolute fuck. This is miserable and boring as all hell.

You might as well play free for all locally with with lvl 1 cpus. There is no difference between that and no fighting arenas.

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u/stu-pai-pai — 2 months ago

Rage/spite quitting is allowed under one condition.

I'm not even that angry, but I joined a free for all arena and all of the guys there were teaming up against me, which is scummy. What's the point of playing Free for all if you're just going to team? Play team battle.

So after I lost all my stocks, turned off the game, had the game shut down for them. So when I rebooted Smash, I went back to arenas and 2 of the guys from the previous arena joined the same one as me, I did the same thing again after losing all my stocks because the teaming happened again.

I had my fun, so I quit, shutting the game down for these guys again. I don't care. Rage/spite quitting is fair game to me when dealing with teamers.

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u/stu-pai-pai — 2 months ago

Electricity is ruining Sonic!

These "Sonic is Lightning" mfs are so fucking stupid. Why are their low brained mentally stunted humuncli so desperate in ruining Sonic? These complete and utterly smoothbrained buffoons!

Sonic is far more intrinsically connected with wind. He's fast and smooth like wind. He's freedom personified! He's always out and about, going wherever the fuck he wants! The wind is Sonic. Sonic is the wind. Naruto is a tornado that tears up your neighborhood.

Since when has Sonic even remotely like lighting? Hell no. Not to mention it doesn't even reflect his personality or anything about his character at all. I graduated from Sega University with a PHD in Sonic's characterization. I know what I'm talking about. I'm right. You are wrong and know absolutely nothing about the series you brainless troglodytes.

Case in point, Sonic was electrocuted by this shit in Unleashed. Do you see Blaze getting burned by the element she represents; fire?

Fuck no. Do you see Sonic being hurt by the wind? Again, fuck no. Get this smoothbrained take that Sonic is Lightning away from my series.

If you disagree, you too can get the fuck away from my series. Fuck outta here and don't come back you damn larpers.

Only real Sonic fans are allowed to stay.

u/stu-pai-pai — 3 months ago

I just want to comment how badass and funny it is that Blaze can run at supersonic speeds while wearing high heels.

The amount of skill this must take has to be outstanding.

u/stu-pai-pai — 3 months ago