Eggroll, My Perfect Non-Newtonian Lad
This is my lad, Eggroll. He's a cat. Eggroll likes flopping, melting, hugs, and consuming the flesh of sacrifices I feed him. He is my precious lad. <3
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He used to be a more defined, eggroll-shaped log, but after so many hugs he has become more of a floppy puddle of friend. I have sacrificed a discount shop squishy plush for him to absorb but he has returned to a puddle. I'm thinking about acquiring a squishmallow to sacrifice to him, but I am waiting for one to be discounted and the correct color for me to use the skin to fix another plush I have. (I use every part of the beast)
Do not weep for the weird boba bear that was absorbed. I am going to use his skin to sew small frogs out of, so he will be reborn soon.
I how he flops over things and the weird, squished shapes I find him in when I wake up.
He is from a line called "lazy cat summit". I purchased Eggroll from a convention forever ago, and I have bought more squish cats from the same line/company but it is impossible to buy them directly because they were made to go and crane games and they were pretty expensive even then. If anyone ever knows if they made a bunch more and they are selling them in an accessible way that ships to the EU then PLEASE TELL ME AND GIVE ME THE LINK! I NEED MORE!