anti-bed-bug bed features
I saw a product that blows air through a tube under your blanket/sheet to keep you cool while you sleep.
Why not have airflow tubes in the bedframe that blow a stream of air down the frame's legs to blow off any bed bugs trying to climb up from the carpet. Also a stream of air coming out of the sides of the mattress so any bed bugs climbing up the side from the box spring will get blown off.
I had to look up why it's called a box spring. I have never seen a spring in one. There's so much space inside of a box spring that it can house the machinery for my idea easily.
I don't understand why they waste time and resources entirely encasing the box spring in fabric.
If it was not so encased I would have discovered my bed bug problem weeks ago. Also I would have been able to discover that I have 3 broken pieces of wood in there and I'd have been able to easily mend them.
In my youth I remember the bottom of box springs would always be left open.
I had a lot of cats as a child. They liked to hang out under the open box spring. Not a problem. Later with a closed box spring the cats would tear a hole to get inside and they would pee and poop and have kittens in there and the kittens pooped in there. It made sense to just tear the bottom of the box spring off. No more problems.
So my invention is a very bright UV light and a small fan motor in the box spring with tubes to carry airflow to channels in the wall of the box spring and the mattress. Nothing intense, just enough to blow away any small bed bugs trying to climb up the sides.
Wikipedia says they like to nest on vertical surfaces in the dark, so inside on the sides of the box spring is where you'll find them most often early in an infestation. They then climb up the sides of the mattress or crawl from a wall over to the mattress to get to the sleeper.
The UV light deters them from starting a nest in the box spring and it makes them and their droppings easily visible so you'll know sooner if you have them.
I also think It's time to stop making box springs out of wood. One of the largest and most important pieces of wood in my box spring looks like a rotten piece of shit. There are probably bugs and eggs somewhere inside of that thing that have not been affected by the ton of bug spray I used. The wood is so fucking cheap and sloppily assembled and easily cracked/broken that it might as well be made of cheap plastic. That will reduce the possibility of bed bugs finding a nice knotty piece of wood to set up an immortal nest in.
The fan motor can double as a white noise machine and you can attach 1 more hose to put under your bed sheet to help keep you cool just like that expensive device I saw (BedJet BedFan bFan). You could maybe even attach a heating element to the hose that goes under the sheet if you want to be warmer in the winter.
I have a mattress protector and a box spring protector. The screws in certain spots on the metal bed frame wore through the protector over time. We've had these for slightly longer than 10 years. We got the beds used from an Aaron's. They had been sanitized and placed in high quality protectors. There is still absolutely zero sign of bed bugs on the mattress probably because the protector is still perfectly intact. Perhaps the bed bugs were already in the box spring when we got it but the protective cover kept them trapped in there. We had the beds in storage for 2 months while we were moving. When i noticed the box spring cover had several tears my instinct told me to just rip the whole thing open (remember my experience with cats) and saturate it with bug spray (we were coming from a place that had camel spiders and i did not want any of those things following us to a new home)