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Even the diehards are coping and saying he is just nervous. All this man has done was expose his cringe demeanor and his lack of talent. He thought he was bigger than the group but didn’t realize why he was put in one in the first place. And the song ain’t good either. At least Yeonjun and Jungkook are competent when solo. Heeleft is overhyped and overrated.

The entitlement. Martin really thinks he made slice bread. Showing off his shitty iPad. If anyone should show their iPads it is students who study and work hard not a wannabe ug SoundCloud rapper who can’t even ride on the beat. James probably hated to take the car ride with him.

The nepotism. Say what you want about NewJeans but they at least knew how to model. Juhoon acts like a nepo influencer who shouldn’t be on the main stage. How do actual influencers have more respect in events than an idol does. Without his photo with Ella from Meovv and Leo dismantling Trainee A he would be jobless. Maybe if he knew that he would put his tongue back in.

The lack of decorum. Spedhyeon shouldn’t be an idol. Full stop. Lacks stage presence, hates fans, and can’t take Getty photos (new!). How did 15 year old Hyein took better photos than you?

Keonho tripping really embodies the whole thing. Hybe should stop forcing these bums as fashion icons.

Because ain’t no way they thought this wasn’t embarrassing and weird

Because why remove a core part of the brand of the group after Heeleft bounced? What for?

BTaSs may be hasbeens, pro Israel, trendhoppers ( RM is a weirdo for copying Martin), and also misogynistic racists but they reached a level of fame that Corshit will dream to achieve. Coergars really think Cortis are more than the pedobait niggaboos that they are. 80% of them are pedos from the purple whale community who left TXT for them and the 20% are delusional 18 year old racists who think Cortis is the best thing since sliced bread when black people have been making hip hop for decades.

Now they think Cortis will be nominated for that Asian category in the Grammys, win SOTY at Mama, and be bigger than BTaSs while making worse music than them! At least that group had one good album 8 years ago. Can’t say that about Corshit. The only reason they are famous is because of Hybe botting their success. If anyone should get SOTY, it is H2H. Rude is an actual song with vocals, which Martin’s voice cracking ass and Keonho’s squeaky mouse ass can never achieve.

In honor of Juneteenth, the day that slavery ended in the US, let’s talk about how Cortis is taking advantage of the antiblack rhetoric worldwide.

Most niggaboo concepts are simple. Act tough, wear durags, braids, and chains, have an blaccent, and with a cherry on top, saying the Nword predebut. Cortis is different however. They wear English band getup, act like scrappy underdogs, and rap that they rep LA. They act like they are average kids just having fun. This gives them plausible deniability. Just like Macklemore used his funny persona to win a Grammy over Kendrick. Just like Ian posed as a preppy white lad while rapping like Gucci Mane. While YG groups use rap to look cool, Cortis uses rap to show that they are authentic, while they are fucking not. While I condone CA in all forms, I feel what Cortis does is worse, as Hybe can sneakily promote Cortis as trendsetters and “out there” in Korea because of this deniability.

This ends with the music however. Go is a Champion Vacay clone. Açaí? A reject from Octane, an album that the weirdos listened to. Fashion? Don’t get me started with that. The Christmas video. People want to deny it, saying it was a trend and black people shouldn’t be reduced to ski masks and yn behavior but did Cortis believe that? How about Martin’s shitty producer tag and blaccent? Can a boy from Canada, a country where the black population is really small achieve this? With rap falling off globally and even domestically Hybe saw that the reason for the falloff wasn’t quality but a rise of antiblack rhetoric so out came Cortis, the weirdo niggaboos, to the rescue. Gotta perform for a fanbase that wouldn’t even let someone darker than a paper bag touch them! Watch them do a concept switch like MGK and Post Malone. Teezo, cochise, and skaiwater were just tokens to be spent. Watch them switch up to pop in a few years. These culture vultures always do.

Here are some videos from black people ending Cortis and coergars. You can never be too young to be racist it seems. Happy Juneteenth everyone!

James is genuinely Martin’s biggest anti at this point. Not SM stans. Not Stays. Not shotties. James himself. The way he reacts whenever Martin gets praise is honestly uncomfortable to watch. There’s always this weird dismissive energy, and in some clips he doesn’t even seem to care when Martin is visibly awkward or embarrassed. And these are only the clips coergars willingly post themselves. That’s the crazy part.
What gets me is that even coergars on r/cortis have noticed it. These boy moms would constantly accuse this sub of “hating on minors,” but James has been seething at Martin, who literally just turned 18, since debut. At some point it stops looking like jokes and starts looking like genuine resentment. If my coworker acted like this toward me publicly 24/7, I’d lose my mind.

It is so obvious it is him because he had the most center time in Fashion. He is a weirdo so no surprise there. The Redditor is not the perfect victim here however. She is half Filipino and an OF model so she could just commented nonsense just to promote her work. But considering she didn’t know these twerps and it is a New Zealand subreddit there is less reason to lie here. I bet she dressed provocatively that day and Sean Combs noted that. Considering his line of behavior towards his female fans this isn’t surprising at all.

They are not only faux niggaboos who believe they are trendsetters for copying Travis Scott and his Cactus Jack goons. But they even not honest about it.

James: He still misses Trainee A. Not really the past members but because of the lack of responsibility. He is also the choreographer so that got to add some pressure as well. You know he was told to be the wacky hyung by Hybe but he is taking it too far. Sometimes you can feel the seething he does at Martin. Could be him being the leader, could be him actually being the race James redid his whole face to look like. Oh yes I went there. Why does he mention a Taiwanese looksmaxer now and again, especially considering the looksmaxing community is tied to white supremacy and European beauty standards? But this divide stains Cortis’ lives. You can see every time he checks out and takes jabs at Martin. There is some deep hurt there.

Juhoon: Mf is just happy to be here. That is why he is so chill. The trauma of being a child model is probably a blur now. He has lived such a privileged life since birth and being an idol after Leo’s scandal was the cherry on top. Even James was shocked his mediocre ass got in. Having a kid who was given every instrument and pet in the world trying to copy Slayr’s production style is so dystopian. He can’t even clean his sheets as his maids probably did it for him. He is the least standout member at all times and it shows. He only has his lack of jaw as a distinguishing feature.

Martin: This goof really believes his farts are special. When he really copied a white friend group on Disneyland making a SoundCloud beat before they grow out their black phase. He seems the be the most “woke” member. Not politically, fuck no. But the original meaning of woke. He internally knows he is making underground rap ripoffs which are already WLR and Cactus Jack ripoffs and selling them to young Asian girls who will die than listening to a black person. That is why he overcompensates by showing his new beats every fucking live. Why he is starving himself when he is 6’3”. Why he keeps searching himself on the Internet. He probably wishes he was Woojin being cuddled by his CEO instead of shouldering a group of frauds.

Seonghyeon: Sean, Sean, Sean, where do we begin. This is a weirdo born from two other weirdos who took ages to get another kid for a reason. He is so stilted and awkward in every situation imaginable. Hybe likes to cast these types. Sunghoon, HueningKai, Iroha, Taehyung, Sakura. Even NewJeans had one in Haerin. Getting weirdos who have no business being in the industry and can’t handle the pressure when it comes to social situations in a group where they have to fake a persona the rest of their lives. Seonghyeon is clearly failing. He is supposed to be this cool and collected guy but really he is a little bitch who makes unnecessary insults to normal fans. Juhoon is doing the cool guy shtick better and he doesn’t even try. I bet that disclaimer to not book the same flights as Cortis came from Seonghyeon’s pretentious ass. He will curse out a fan like ZB1 Jiwoong did. It is a matter of time once coers become as fat as Armies. Oh wait they already are. Because they are the same damn thing!

Keonho: This fake ass bitch. He successfully graduated from HQU. Hybe’s queerbaiting university. Yeonjun and Taehyung graduated with flying colors. There is a reason he doesn’t do solo lives and isn’t alone backstage. He doesn’t want to break the script. If Seonghyeon cannot follow it, Keonho is an expert. Be super annoying to his hyungs. Smile all the times. Suggest every girl group and indie group possible. Dance to girl groups perfectly. Once in a while the mask slips. The reaction to aespa winning. Him bullying Seonghyeon and Martin a little too much. Who I feel bad most is Wonhee. How is she “friends” with someone who doesn’t really acknowledge her existence for the coin. I would die of embarrassment. Hybe may be evil but they were on something when finding this guy at 9 years old. Yeonjun in Eunwoo’s body is the perfect idol, for better and for worse.

Overall for a concept about being free and making their own way, Cortis are still bound by being kpop idols. Cortis’ entire concept falls apart the second you think about it for more than five minutes. They’re constantly marketed as free spirits making their own lane, but they’re still operating inside the same machine as every other idol group. Their fans talk about them like they’re revolutionary self-produced artists when their level of involvement isn’t particularly unusual for modern K-pop. The funniest part is how hard they try to have it both ways. Underground but idol. Rebellious but company-approved. Anti-establishment while being funded by one of the biggest entertainment companies on the planet.

They contribute less to their music than SKZ, Gidle, SVT, heck even early BTS. In reality their involvement is like a group like Meovv. Make their own recordings and choreos but get approved by a company and reworked and redacted heavily into a product. They are so shy outside of their content bubble despite being loud on stage. Trying to control their fans thru “concert etiquette” videos yet trying hard to associate with the ug scene. Seonghyeon never listened to rap before joining Hybe. Hybe isn’t forcing them to rap like Jane Remover said, but they are just using that to cover up their shitty singing skills and making them look authentic. While they are fake to their fans, to each other and themselves. In other words, they are the perfect BTS replacement. Still won’t be as big as them though.