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The Tongan Guard are an elite unit of the Utah Empire, created as the personal bodyguard of the emperor. While they are known to be very loyal, They are infamous for the beating Emperor Jaxleigh IV to death with sticks on accusations of the heinous crime of being a Californian

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 9 days ago
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Captain "Greysleeves" of the Barony of Mescalero goes out east to search for the fabled Apache hero by the name of Buing Ay-eich Sigsdifoor

u/NiceSully179 — 17 days ago
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Remnant of the National Guard patrolling the Tootinburgers Forest deep inside Hillbilly territory, who are led by the great General Pablo Quincy Vance. Guided by the loyal Redneck chief Armstrong, nothing could ever go wrong during this mission. comm by @therealsambaird on twittah

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 1 month ago
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How badly can you actually escelate a parking ticket theoretically?

There is this sort of joke that goes something along the lines of "my lawyer is so bad the judge turned my parking ticket into the death penalty" but iirc you can't actually get capital punishment unless it meets specific criteria, so theoretically whats the absolute limit of how bad of a punishment you can theoretically get from a parking ticket?

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u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 1 month ago
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What if Botswana did actually send 20,000 African elephants to Germany? August 15 2025, the day the hills rained down, Leipzig, Saxony

After being chastised by the Federal Republic of Germany for what they deemed as European overreach on African Affairs, the republic of Botswana has had enough. With the assistance of neighboring African nations with a bone to pick with the European union, and the aid of The People's Republic of China with the blessing of the Foreign affairs head Wang Yi with the justification of "It would be hilarious," They loaded 20,000 elephants into hundreds of airbus A380s disguised as cargo planes straight into Germany. planning took almost a year but it well worth it, to see the Germans watch in horror as 5000 pound beasts descended from the sky. Botswana declared this as a "Surprise gift to Germany for graciously telling them what to do in their own country." as of June 2026, thousands of elephants now roam surrounding the surrounding countries of Poland, France, Czechia and Belgium.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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The legendary King of Crackheads Saul Chandler uses the boxing form of the Eight Junkie Immortals to defeat the army of the cruel Lord Eye-Are-Ess and free the Realm of Tennessee from subjugation.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago