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The legendary King of Crackheads Saul Chandler uses the boxing form of the Eight Junkie Immortals to defeat the army of the cruel Lord Eye-Are-Ess and free the Realm of Tennessee from subjugation.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 8 days ago
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Due to the extreme cold of the Arctic, many city-states in the region employ the use of dog sled chariots during times of war. They proved effective during a particular battle against the Kingdom of Anchorage, when the horses of the Anchoragians were outpaced by the dog chariot

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 1 month ago
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n the old Hanguk kingdom there are some sects that worship Maeg-Aideo the Proud, or the Lord of the bloated corpses. He is commonly revered as a god of war and destruction. He is said to have created the great wastes north of the Kingdom of Choson, beyond Mount Paektu.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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The Fenian cycle but its in West Virginia: Finn Cool defeats the great and terrible Ayleen in the sacred hollows of the mountains with the magical enchanted spear known as "The ol' Reliable"

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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In some parts of old bolivia the Santo Che, a folk saint who was believed to have defeated the demon known as the Siaiei, is held in high regard. While Tawantinsuyu frowns upon this worship, he still continues to be a popular folk saint

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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Vinland Sagas but its in the russian far east: Seattle adventurer Leafer Eriks finds himself in the shores of a distant land, Inhabited by Cigarettelings, a friendly tribe whose ritual of hospitality involves throwing rocks at you and uttering the welcoming words of "Ubey sebya."

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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Cardinators from around America gather to the old Capitol for a Presidential Conclave after the death of Van Buren III to determine who shall sit upon the Dei See

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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Journey to the West but its in Brazil: The boastful Pele Wukong is challanged by Christ the Redeemer to kick a football out of the palm of his hand in exchange for the celestial throne of soccer

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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The Odyssey but in California: Ozzie Seus and his Hippies escape from the clutches of the great and terrible surfer dude cyclops after being held prisoner while coming home from the San Diegan war

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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Beowulf but in Florida: The unarmed hero Benny Wolf confronts the demonic Bucc-del inside the great drinking hall of the Waffle Wouse, in the lands of the mighty Burger King of Jacksonville.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 2 months ago
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Arthurian legends but in New Mexico: Sir Gally Hade, after seeing the Holy Grail of New Mexico (The last unopened bottle of Modelo Especial), promises the Vaquero King of Roswell and his Fae Guardians to serve the true high kings of the land, Smo-King and Drin-King

u/ComplexNo8986 — 2 months ago
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stranded young raider is given the legendary sword of Jose Gaspar and a prophecy of a pirate kingdom by the mermaid La Sirene on the ancient Suncoast shores of the once mighty land of Florida Comm by @Kosmic_Kaiser on twitter

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 3 months ago
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in the lands of Maine, there is a peculiar practice of taking care of certain lobsters for generations, as they view them as avatars of the Great Old Ones. One certain lobster by the name of "Old Mother Claws" is said to be an avatar of Catolou and is almost half a millennia old.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 3 months ago
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In the ruins of the former American Empire, while travelling on dark routes, you may find yourself in the presence of an entity known only as "The bunny of the swarming bugs" or more commonly, "The Wabbit." He is said to be a long forgotten trickster god. Never quarrel with Him.

u/tiptoeoutthewindow — 3 months ago