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I am trying to piss over here ma’am. Here you come slamming the door open.

I have an entire folder on my phone dedicated entirely to pictures of her beside the bathtub while I’m in it. She will not let you wash yourself without her permission (pictured, she stands up on the edge of the tub and stares at you) or unless she’s grooming herself and thus too distracted. She likes being rendered soggy by wet bath hands (also pictured) and sometimes will rub her stupid body against your wet legs when you get out. She is a thief of towels and bathrobes alike.

Obtained the toucan today and made it smell like pineapples. pictured is my peacock from a couple years ago. There’s finally a location in my area for the first time since 2013.

in all seriousness though she’s a sweet baby and yes bothers you in the bath and she’s a wobbler (was hit by a car with her previous people after escaping the house, luckily and obviously survived but she’s a wobbly baby now) and she doesn’t meow and only really chirps. very tolerant. you can annoy the shit out of her and all she’d do is chirp at you if you go to pet her a few moments later. she likes lounging outside (supervised outdoor time) in the sun and attempting to steal your food. she’s a sweet baby so I offer her here. and I like taking terrible pictures of her. I have over 368 pictures of her the pit is bottomless and I will provide