I don't get why Tibetan monks are so glazed when their asses are owned by the glorious leader. Xi Jinping solos batman.
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I don't get why Tibetan monks are so glazed when their asses are owned by the glorious leader. Xi Jinping solos batman.

u/whereiswaldo4032 — 15 hours ago
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What does Tachyon call the white stuff that comes out when she gives Special Week a sleevejob? A Spe-semen.

u/ganll — 8 days ago

Hex is love, Hex is life.l

I was only 9 years old.

I loved HexagonII so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.

I pray to HexagonII every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Hex is love” I say, “Hex is life."

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to HexagonII.

I called him a cunt.

He hits me and sends me to sleep.

I'm crying now and my face hurts.

I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...

It's HexagonII! I was so happy.

He whispers in my ear "This is my Track."

He grabs me with his femboy hands, and puts me on my knees. I'm ready.

I spread my eyes for HexagonII.

He penetrates my eyesockets.

It hurts so much, but I do it for HexagonII. I can feel my eyes tearing and watering.

I want to please HexagonII.

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my eyes with his love.

My dad walks in.

HexagonII looks him straight in the eye and says,

"It's all umaover now."

HexagonII leaves through my window.

Hex is love. Hex is life.

Source

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/141163219

u/whereiswaldo4032 — 13 days ago

My ears felt like they're going to burst after I went diving the other day. To cope with this, I just imagine I just stuffed Tamamo inside my ears, trying to escape. The pain I feel now feels quite arousing and I constantly feel a boner everytime my eardrums feel like exploding

u/whereiswaldo4032 — 1 month ago

Just read the Pippa Doujin that got popular at the nhen site....it was way too fucking peak.....( Don't come to Walmart Tomorrow)#661903

u/whereiswaldo4032 — 1 month ago

Morality of pouring honey all over yourself near hungry and homeless people and letting them lick/eat every part of my body?

u/whereiswaldo4032 — 2 months ago