in this year of our lord 2026, inkwell, please, i beg of thee

can chaos vellum's drops please not take 844 hours to actually fly out of his dead useless snake corpse? i just want to get my boss mules done but silly snake boy takes longer than vhilla at this point cause it takes him 17 decades to drop his stuff, i'd like to complete my bosses before humanity conquers the stars

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u/whoisdankly — 22 hours ago

lowkey adorbs how much this man likes peggle

i am a fairly new fan of dougdoug but peggle is a game i would expect a 40-year old mom in the early 2000s to like to play and this madman is proudly playing it in 2026 and even pleading with chat for more peggle

its so wholesome and pure

let this man peggle his heart out

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u/whoisdankly — 5 days ago
▲ 289 r/MtF

THEY BOUNCE

LIKE. LISTEN.

the girls started bouncing on stairs or when running a while ago, but now they bounce when I WALK

IT FEELS

SO

GOOD

thats all :) <3

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u/whoisdankly — 14 days ago

NEXON STOP MAKING NEW RIDE OR DIE EVENTS

OH MY GOD THESE EVENTS ARE LEGITIMATELY THE WORST EVENTS IVE EVER PLAYED IN ANY VIDEO GAME EVER IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING THEYRE UNFUN THEY DONT WORK THE SCORING MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE THE STORY IS DUMB THE REWARDS ARE TOO GOOD TO SKIP BUT ITS SUCH AN UNFUN FUCKING EVENT STOP MAKING MORE PLEASE

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

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u/whoisdankly — 28 days ago

Riot please fix the matchmaking oh my GOD

Listen, I know they were radiant like a few years ago, but a peak Radiant in an IRON/BRONZE LOBBY IS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD

Every other person in this lobby was between I3 - B2, and then this dude rolls up PEAK RADIANT lmao and wipes the floor with us

Riot please, please, please, fix this matchmaking its so bad

https://preview.redd.it/085vvc0kwreh1.png?width=845&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a4abf1a612dcc8b7f0d63a0d65fab708fa50add

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u/whoisdankly — 29 days ago

Sexual Harassment / Indecent Exposure

29f driver.

Last night a passenger asked if he could show me a photo of his daughter. I said yes, he showed me the photo and immediately "accidentally" swiped to a photo of his penis. He then spent the next 15 minutes talking about it. He asked me if I was single, said he finds his own penis handsome, said it turns him on to look at his own penis and asked if it turned me on.

Reported him to Uber, but I'm not sure if I should make a police report as well. The ride was recorded through the Uber record feature.

Has anyone else dealt with something like this? What did you do? I'm having the worst decision paralysis trying to figure out what to do here.

UPDATE: Two different police stations said they won't do anything about it.

UPDATE 2: I have now spoken to three different police departments (my town, the start town for the drive and the drop off town), and was able to the captain of the town where it happened on the phone. Not one officer was willing to actually file a report, or spend more than 10 minutes talking to me. There is no paper trail of this occurring outside of the Uber report, and Uber is hiding behind their privacy policy.

This is why people can get away with this shit.

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u/whoisdankly — 2 months ago

Alternate Tasks for Gag Delivery Tasks?

So how does this actually work? I am currently working on a challenge toon that does not have Throw or Squirt, but I cannot figure out how to opt for the alternate tasks. I thought that it would be an option when I talked to the NPC, but it doesn't show up.

UPDATE: For anyone who stumbles across this post, support confirmed for me via email that the Professor Pete delivery tasks do not have alternatives. They are not considered required tasks. They also cannot remove the task if you select it accidentally. Be more careful than I was! :)

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u/whoisdankly — 2 months ago

peak b3 and this is the only comp game i've ever played ranked in, but my opinions are objectively correct

u/whoisdankly — 4 months ago