The BEST part of waking up.....
โ–ฒ 133 r/boldandbeautiful

The BEST part of waking up.....

is NOT Folgers in your cup??? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฒ Apparently it's smelling the boss's daughter's FEET after they've been on a 14 hour flight!! ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

(I'm not a coffee drinker but I have to imagine it would be the preferred option)

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 2 days ago
โ–ฒ 246 r/boldandbeautiful

You're drunk. Your marriage has ended. You just got off a 14-hr flight. So...

...naturally the first thing you do upon landing is to go STRAIGHT TO THE OFFICE.

Who does that???!!! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

Call me crazy, but if it were me, I'm going straight home to bed.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 5 days ago
โ–ฒ 115 r/SwissArmyKnives

Not a fisherman but love the Brook Trout scales on this Huntsman!

Can't miss 'em, that's for sure! ๐Ÿคฃ From DLT Trading.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 5 days ago
โ–ฒ 13 r/victorinox

Thickness: Classic SD Alox vs. Rambler vs. Signature Lite (see 2nd pic)

L-R: Classic SD Precious Alox, Rambler, Onyx Black Sig Lite. The Sig Lite has no scale tools (like the Classic SD) due to the pen and LED light.

The Classic SD Alox thickness comes in at a mere 5.5mm; the Rambler, 10.5mm; and the Sig Lite at 12.2mm. (measured with my calipers)

But you know what? It doesn't matter to me! ๐Ÿคฃ I currently have the Sig Lite on my keychain because I love the look of the Onyx Black! (and the pen is pretty useful, too) Its thickness doesn't bother me in the least, because I have a bunch of other stuff on my keychain and I don't even notice the Sig Lite's thickness.

I was only curious, & I'm sure some of you also were, what the thickness is between these models.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 5 days ago

Carter! What's wrong with you - you whackadoo???!!

Like, marriage vows are supposed to actually mean something?? Pleeeez. For better, for worse?? Pfffffft. Vows, schmows, amirite?? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

As if a husband and wife are really supposed to SUPPORT each other, instead of selfishly running off when difficulties happen???!! C'mon, man!! Are you living in 2026???

Surely Carter, you can't believe that spouses are supposed to lean on each other, right???!! How old-fashioned are you? That is soooooo 20th century! LOL ๐Ÿ˜‰

Daphne seems to have it down, Carter. Let one difficulty come along and - yes - the marriage is over!! As it should be, right???!! ๐Ÿ™„

The writing on this show sometimes and how they treat marriage... I just have to shake my head. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/woodsman_777 โ€” 6 days ago
โ–ฒ 93 r/victorinox

Rose beauty!!

I bet that some of you thought this was a Rambler at first glance. Nope! ๐Ÿคฃ Classic SD, "Precious Alox." Impossibly thin, tough, and beautiful - all at the same time.

About a month or two ago, there was a rose-colored (or pink) alox Rambler on ebay, which after taxes and fees, would have cost me nearly $100 usd. I just couldn't do it since I could get this beauty for 1/3 the price! (and there is no way the Rambler's combo tool alone is worth another $65 usd!! Especially since I have no need for it on a daily basis. lol)

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 10 days ago
โ–ฒ 37 r/SwissArmyKnives

My two stealthiest Spartans (ignore the orange lanyard ๐Ÿคฃ)

Black Ice (2013) and Onyx Black Spartans! FYI they are close to the same level of darkness, but the way the light hits the blade in photos doesn't always make it look that way.

Quick funny story: I learned the value of camo many moons ago. In my teens, I was bowhunting and in camo from head to toe, face even painted camo, standing about 10 feet up in an apple tree. Two other hunters approached my tree after awhile. When they got to about 15 yards away, facing toward me, I cleared my throat so they'd know I was there. They jumped so hard that I think I saw their souls leave their bodies! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I'll never forget that.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 16 days ago
โ–ฒ 27 r/macbookair

Great case (sleeve) for the Macbook Air

Just got this case and really like it. It's the Thule Gauntlet Sleeve. The 14 inch size fits the 13" Macbook Air perfectly. It has a padded interior and semi-rigid exterior, so should provide excellent protection.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 17 days ago
โ–ฒ 59 r/victorinox

Check out these Non-deals from Walmart!!!

I knew my local Walmart wouldn't have any deals, and I was right! ๐Ÿคฃ (these are more expensive than from Amazon!) Figured I'd save some of you a trip from checking yours.

I included two pics of knives you won't see at Walmart, an Onyx Black Signature Lite, and a Spartan "Topography." So there, Walmart!!! ๐Ÿ˜œ

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 19 days ago

Will -- some free advice for you!!

Have some self-respect!! STOP apologizing to Electra 5 times/day! In fact stop apologizing at all. She told you it was over, and you'd "never" be together, so what happened with Dylan is not your fault.

You constantly apologizing and pleading with Electra will NOT get her back and it makes you look weak and pathetic.

Tell Electra, the decision is hers, but if she doesn't make a firm decision soon (e.g., 3 days), it is over between you. Also, she needs to stop walking out on you when it was RJ who provoked every single encounter you had with him!

Wise up, man!! Dylan would be much better for you than Electra anyway.

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u/woodsman_777 โ€” 20 days ago

One of the great mysteries of our time....

"Why won't you open your heart to me, and let me in, Steffy? Why???!!"

Yes, why, Sheila??!! I might have many sleepless nights trying to figure that one out! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I mean, well, of course there was that ONE time when you shot Steffy and her husband and left them for dead -- but I mean, you apologized, right? Steffy should be over that, shouldn't she??

I will say that even tho there are many things I don't like about Steffy, I do like how she stands up for her family and has such a firm stance with Sheila.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 23 days ago
โ–ฒ 44 r/SwissArmyKnives+1 crossposts

Great price on the Swiss Soldier's Knife 08!!

It's a great knife! I've never seen it this low before...

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 23 days ago
โ–ฒ 188 r/boldandbeautiful

Reminder that words have consequences, folks!!

Yes, they do! I shamefully admit that I once remarked that Steffy would still look great wearing just a burlap sack! Well clearly, the writers got wind of it and....you saw the unfortunate results. ๐Ÿ˜ข I'm deeply sorry for any trauma you may have experienced from seeing her outfit yesterday.

Now, as painful as this is -- I regret to inform you that I ALSO once said that Hope would still look amazing wearing only a paper bag... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Sadly, I cannot take back those words. My deepest apologies for any future fashion trauma (or Crime of Fashion) you may experience...

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 24 days ago
โ–ฒ 35 r/victorinox

Scuba Bear Tinker! (just in time for Shark Week) ๐Ÿคฃ

Joins my other 4 "bear" themed SAKs from the Swiss Knife Shop. (Black Diamond Skiing Bear Climber, Bear Necessities Camper, Bear Trek Hiker, and Bear Claus Spartan!)

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 24 days ago
โ–ฒ 68 r/SwissArmyKnives

Onyx Black Signature Lite - after one year, I finally completed the series of 3.

Just received the Sig Lite, which joins my Onyx Black RangerGrip 55 and Spartan. Didn't realize till I re'cvd it that the Sig Lite has no nail file. (weird!) But I guess it makes up for it with the pen and LED light.

These are so well done. I was looking at details of the Spartan yesterday. The corkscrew is black, the keyring is black, the entire backside of the knife is black - even the liners are black! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Weird coincidence: after I ordered the Sig Lite yesterday, I happened to notice that I had ordered the RangerGrip 55 exactly one year prior, 23 July 2025! It must have been destiny. ๐Ÿคฃ

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 27 days ago

Important conversations we haven't heard (yet?)...

These include:

  • Katie vs. Eric (NOTHING since the old jerk went back to Forester!)
  • Hope vs. Steffy! (how can they skip this after Hope made her big move??!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ)
  • Zende & Hope - I'd like to hear what Zende has to say about her going to Logan!

Any others you'd like to hear? Do you think we'll eventually hear the ones I listed??

Or are the writers too focused on the "war" between Logan and Forester to care?

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u/woodsman_777 โ€” 29 days ago
โ–ฒ 90 r/SwissArmyKnives

It's Christmas in July with the arrival of the Bear Claus Spartan!! ๐Ÿคฃ

This joins my other 3 "bear" themed models: the black diamond Skiing Bear Climber; the Bear Necessities Camper; and the Bear Trek Hiker from the Swiss Knife Shop. ๐Ÿ˜€

I swear that every time I look at that skiing bear on the Climber, I laugh! ๐Ÿ˜‚

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 37 r/victorinox

New Spartan and Classic SD! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Since I've decided that the Spartan will be one of my top SAK models for daily carry, I felt I must have a Spartan Wood, so here it is! ๐Ÿ˜€ Add to that a Classic SD "Sunny Side" for the keychain, and it's a nice combo!

This Spartan Wood is also what Iโ€™d carry if I need to class up a joint. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 70 r/victorinox

It wasn't until I took it out to use it that I realized how BIG it was!! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

(to avoid any confusion, yes we are talking about SAKs here... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ)

I recently picked up a Wenger Esquire, which I just assumed was a 58mm keychain knife. But no!!! Went to use it today to open a box, and I thought, wow, this seems bigger than the sak (58mm) that used to be on my keychain! Sure enough, it is!

65mm as opposed to the std Victorinox 58mm keychain size knife. My Brook Trout 58mm is pictured next to the Esquire.

The body of the SAK is bigger, & so is the knife, the file, & the scissors! (see pics) Yet, it's no more obtrusive on my keychain than the 58mms that I've been carrying, to-date.

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 95 r/victorinox

Why the Venerable Spartan is one of my top choices for normal EDC!!

I'm not trying to convince anybody of this. I know we all have our own needs and preferences. After acquiring and carrying many different SAKs in recent years, these are some of my reasons why the Spartan is near the top for my everyday EDC!!

  1. I like a two-layer knife! It's so sleek and lightweight in the pocket! (only 2 ounces) While the Compact is also great in that regard....(see nos. 2 & 3)
  2. I don't need scissors in a daily knife. I know I'm in the minority here, but it's true. So, I choose NOT to carry them routinely. (except in a Classic SD on my keychain for the wayward beard hair)
  3. While the combo tool found on the Compact is really nice and works perfectly well - I prefer the full opener layer, AND I prefer a secondary blade. It's perfect for opening packages, or best when more control is needed (like when opening blister pack packaging).
  4. It's got the corkscrew which I prefer, and the awl that can be very useful. (plus, scale tools)
  5. It doesn't hurt that the Spartan is one of the least expensive models, and available with so many different types of scales!

I will say that if I'm going into the woods or think I might need a wood saw, I'll carry a 111mm or 130mm knife for that. Those can't be beat among SAKs for their capability to saw wood. (or, if I think I might possibly need a magnifier, the Explorer most likely gets the call!) ๐Ÿ˜‰

u/woodsman_777 โ€” 2 months ago