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\"So be it...traitor\". Bro is so salty.

Playing as Grunger's Empire on known galaxy large; refused DE because otherwise the game gets too easy, and I'm not a fan of the Eclipse and Sovereign (Sovereign looks cooler to me but both ships are not that great to me). I started with 1 planet and managed to build myself up through various missions and just grinding it out, and I managed to integrate Zsinj and Maldrood (even PA not long after taking this screenshot), as well as wiping out the CSA and Hapans. I've also been responsible for the deaths of many different faction leaders (both Teradocs since Kosh retreated to the Mid Rim, as well as Thrawn, Zsinj, Kaine, and whoever leads Hapans/CSA).

Unfortunately I never had a chance to defeat Palpatine; he SOMEHOW died not too long after returning from the grave.

BREAKING:

We have just received word that several Grand Admirals of the Galactic Empire, now representing various factions, have gotten themselves entangled in various battles all over the Mid Rim.

Forces led by Grand Admiral Josef Grunger recently got into a battle with Grand Admirals Afsheen Makati and Thrawn. Makati has recently agreed to join the fight after reportedly spending a few weeks selling timeshares for a visit Kothlis, and Thrawn has recently taken charge of the Empire after the former director of Imperial Intelligence Ysanne Isard stepped down following details of her love life being exposed for the wider galaxy to see. Due to the immense fallout following this exposure, with evidence confirming the former director had liased with individuals including the Teradoc brothers, Zurel Darillian (under employ of Zsinj), the recently deceased Jabba Desilijic Tiure, and even Emperor Palpatine himself, we have especially been unable to reach her at this time.

Grand Admiral Thrawn was killed in the fighting, while Makati fled, as a spokesperson from his party stated, to attend a Zoom meeting because reception over Taris was extremely poor. In return, Grunger's forces suffered very few losses.

Note: Grunger currently has an ISD2 (shoutout to Project Proteus)

Grand Admiral Octavian Grant of the Pentastar Alignment led an assault on Grunger's positions, but his forces retreated after Grant and the infamous Delurin, who too has "connections" with Isard, were killed. Grunger's forces suffered some more losses. Wreckage from the battle shows that the two Grand Admirals engaged in quite the exchange of messages over the HoloNet, with notable lines including "i f***ed ur mum lmao". Perhaps the stress of the battle has induced age regression in both officers, which seems likely given that Grunger was reportedly encouraging his crew by yelling "67" at the top of his lungs.

Tbh this battle was hard

It is unclear what the next phase of thsi conflict will involve, though there are some reports of Grunger's forces engaging the Hapan Consortium, and the Pentastar Alignment has allegedly marched on Kuat and is poised to take over Imperial Center itself.

This has been NBC Axxila. Stay tuned for more news later on this evening, including an interview with Warlord Zsinj where he goes over his tips for managing hair loss, and a conversation with the Teradoc brothers on their respective weight loss journeys.

Should've had more Quasars in this fleet

I don't listen to either genre but I thought it was funny.