

Pssst, you need a sofa?
So I have a sofa, a fancy leather sofa. A big, fancy leather sofa. A big, fancy, leather sofa that reclines. It is brand new, been sat upon less than 2 dozen times. No scratches, no stains, no rips, no bedbugs, no fleas, no smoke odor, no body odor, no old people odor. I need to sell it to someone who has a truck or something that can handle this 10 foot long, fancy leather reclining sofa.