r/Seagulls

I was minding my own business in the Lidl car park, not the main one, the little one off to the side where I like to park. I was pleased with myself because I'd got a large pack of offcuts of ham half price. I'd bought it for my gulls. As I got to my car I noticed a tatty looking Black Backed Gull walking near my car. I opened the ham and gave some to him. Oh he was so grateful. I have him a good feed. No other gulls were around. Then I saw the Security Guard walking towards me. I got a telling off. Gulls are dangerous apparently. They attack people apparently. Am I bothered? No. I gave a sorry looking gull a good meal and that pleases me.