r/disabledmemes

the day i got hospitalized the 1st time a few months ago my dad kept insisting nothing was wrong even though I was half blind and couldn't lift my arm anymore. 😔 still dealing with a lot of issues with them.

they didn't

😭

I told my doctors in college that my spine hurt and was told that spinal pain was impossible. One decade later and my MRI's confirmed arthritis in my spine. My rhem told me I am too young for osteoarthritis, but guess who has it anywayyyyyy.

I DONT WANT MORE SPECIALISTS DONT MAKE ME TALLY UP THE AMOUNT OF DOCTORS ILL HAVE NOW PLEASE GOD

AFTER A GREAT MANY HOURS OF TOIL AND TURMOIL MY COLLEAGUE HATH CREATED HIS FIRST LIFE BEYOND LIFE! BEYOND THAT WHICH MORTAL HAVE EVER CONCEIVED OF BEFORE! AN HOMUNCULUS! CURRENTLY, SAID COLLEAGUE HAS CHARGED ME WITH ITS CARE WHILE HE IS PLANESWALKING THROUGH THE OUTERMOST REALMS OF DEBAUCHERY, AS HE RELAYED BY ORB “gettijg fuckin crunk, lol. thx bro”

MY QUESTION IS THUS:

how do i tell him it like…fuckin sucks? without hurting his feelings, because, like… it’s a terrible homunculus. it ain’t got no skin, its teeth grow on the outside for some reason, and it can’t speak other than the most painful sounding wails, like you’re stabbing it in the guts, but it’s just sitting there, and no one is touching it, and it doesn’t even have any guts.

it can’t do anything other than hold one thing, and one thing only so i have it hold the keys to my tower. away from me.

EDIT: ATTACHED ARE PHOTOGRAPHS FOR REFERENCE, MY COLLEAGUE’S TRANSMUTATION ARRANGEMENT