Reddit gave me the coolest name ever
I couldn't believe it when I got it. I never chose it or wrote it myself lol
I couldn't believe it when I got it. I never chose it or wrote it myself lol
من ابضن الجمل اللي بشوفها، يا عم كسم الدهر علي كسمك
الشيخ منزل صورة محمد هاني لاعب المنتخب اللي كان عاملها post ع الانستجرام زمان وهو واقف جمب ضريح، وبيدينا مثل مستغلا أن هاني واجه يومين صعبين مع المنتخب ف كاس العالم وسجل جونين ف نفسه وبيربط دة بأن هاني كان بيتبارك بضريح وبيلجأ لغير ربنا ومش عارف ايه. علي أساس أن اللي بيروحوا يلحسوا الكعبة ويصلوا فروض ربهم ال٥ ويتصدقوا والكلام دة عايشين حياة رائعة والناس الكافرة الوحشة نيك كلهم عايشين حياة بائسة. يا اخي انا مش عارف انت دماغك فيها ايه انت واللي شبهك.
دة مبكسل ركب لاعيبة الكورة هو ايه العبط ابن المتناكة اللي الواحد فيه دة. يا جدعان انا مش مستوعب احنا ف عصر متحضر نيك من التاريخ ولسة في ناس فاكرة أن ركب الراجل حرام وشعر الست زنا والبرفان جريمة وحلاقة شعر الصدر من الكبائر. هما هيفوقوا كسم امتي من اللي هما فيه دة وهنواكب الزمن ازاي وهنتحضر ازاي زي الدول برا يخربيت دماغكوا
درسنا اليوم عن جزاء قتل البرص. ربنا سبحانه وتعالي خلق البرص ثم قالنا اقتلوه (طب خالق كسمه ليه) واللي هيقتله ليه عندي جايزة. وعملنا عرض، اللي يقتله من اول مرة ليه ١٠٠ نقطة، اكتر من مرة ليك نقط أقل. طب ليه نقتل البرص يا ريس؟ قالك أصل ابراهيم لما كان مرمي ف النار كان باقي الحيوانات بتحاول تطفي النار، بس البرص البضان كان بينفخ فيها عشان يولعها اكتر. طب يا نجم ايه اللي يخلي الحيوانات تطفي النار والبرص لا يعني هل البرص دة بني ادم ذو عقل مستقل؟ طب البرص دة حاجة صغيرة كدة وعبيطة جاب منين قوة كافية أنه يقيد نار وكمان وفي مخلوقات تانية بتطفيها؟ طب يا عم هاخدك علي قد عقلك، ما تيجي ندور ع الجماعة اللي كانوا بينفخوا ف النار ونحاسبهم لوحدهم يعني جايز باقي الابراص محترمين، مش معقولة بعد آلاف السنين هقتل اي برص ماهو مش تار صعايدة!
بعض الاقاويل بتقول لا أصله مؤذي فعشان كدة بيقولنا نقتله وعاملنا جايزة للي يقتله .. طب يا باشا هو ايه الهبل دة بذمتك يعني، يا اخي في رب يخلق حيوان من الزواحف قد الكف عشان يبقي غرضه الوحيد ف كسم حياته البائسة أن الناس تقتله، وايه كسم الصعب ف اني اقتله طيب بالله عليك وازاي نظام الحسنات بتاعكوا دة سهل نيك كدة اللي هو اخد ثواب عشان فقعت برص شبشب، يا بلاش والله.
بالنسبة لجزئية أن قتله من اول مرة دة رحمة، والله فيه أقاويل تانية بتقول أنه يتقتل من اول مرة عشان نضمن أنه ميهربش مش رحمة يعني ولا حاجة .. لكن ما علينا.
بالمناسبة انا عامل ابليكيشن زي pokemon go ، بتدور ع البرص وتقتله وبيحطلك سكور كدة اللي هو حسناتك اللي جمعتها.
Why don't you also drop your favorite movie?
سامعة يا گلبوبة منك ليها؟؟؟
I was thinking of visiting Dahab in next December, but I never visited it at this time of the year so I'm a bit concerned about the weather, is it too cold or warm enough to be able to swim and climb mountains?
OCD has been draining all my energy .. I can't focus on work, studying, training, etc and i'm really struggling with daily chores. I have OCD compulsive thoughts .. if anyone's been through this before or a therapist .. I would appreciate it because I couldn't find a good therapist in the country who's really educated on this matter.
So today was my second day at my new job which is still vague to me because I was offered a role as a general accountant. Anyways I received my desk and computer and then I was introduced to my young manager who works from another city. It's an e-commerce business so I was given a task which is about revising an excel sheet of orders that were prepared by the operations team, it includes data about orders going out for delivery, and then another sheet from the warehouse that has data about orders that actually went out that day, and then our Shopify data .. everything has to match or find the discrepancies .. I don't know what kind of job position that is and whether I should continue with no training at all, I mean my manager is very helpful and nice but I can't keep asking her to hop on meetings to explain stuff remotely. What do you think?
So today was my second day at my new job which is still vague to me because I was offered a role as a general accountant. Anyways I received my desk and computer and then I was introduced to my young manager who works from another city. It's an e-commerce business so I was given a task which is about revising an excel sheet of orders that were prepared by the operations team, it includes data about orders going out for delivery, and then another sheet from the warehouse that has data about orders that actually went out that day, and then our Shopify data .. everything has to match or find the discrepancies .. I don't know what kind of job position that is and whether I should continue with no training at all, I mean my manager is very helpful and nice but I can't keep asking her to hop on meetings to explain stuff remotely. What do you think?
So today was my second day at my new job which is still vague to me because I was offered a role as a general accountant. Anyways I received my desk and computer and then I was introduced to my young manager who works from another city. It's an e-commerce business so I was given a task which is about revising an excel sheet of orders that were prepared by the operations team, it includes data about orders going out for delivery, and then another sheet from the warehouse that has data about orders that actually went out that day, and then our Shopify data .. everything has to match or find the discrepancies .. I don't know what kind of job position that is and whether I should continue with no training at all, I mean my manager is very helpful and nice but I can't keep asking her to hop on meetings to explain stuff remotely. What do you think?
So today was my second day at my new job which is still vague to me because I was offered a role as a general accountant. Anyways I received my desk and computer and then I was introduced to my young manager who works from another city. It's an e-commerce business so I was given a task which is about revising an excel sheet of orders that were prepared by the operations team, it includes data about orders going out for delivery, and then another sheet from the warehouse that has data about orders that actually went out that day, and then our Shopify data .. everything has to match or find the discrepancies .. I don't know what kind of job position that is and whether I should continue with no training at all, I mean my manager is very helpful and nice but I can't keep asking her to hop on meetings to explain stuff remotely. What do you think?