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I don’t frequently drive the Merritt, but when I do, I always think of a comment I read here a couple years ago describing it as “fucked up NASCAR”.

That couldn’t be more accurate. You tuck in the long line of cars in front of you, basically bump drafting, riding along the rail, going way too fast, just praying no one wrecks or does anything stupid in front of you. The “on ramps” (and that’s a generous description) are like exiting pit row, needing to go from zero to 60+ pretty instantaneously.

So whoever described the Merritt as “fucked up NASCAR” a few years ago - while I don’t remember who you are anymore, I think of your comment every time I drive the Merritt. You nailed it. It’s my favorite r/Connecticut comment of all time.

The Orioles have now lost 8 of their last 10, are 17-23 and in last place in the AL East.

Whether you attribute that to Elias, Albernaz, underperforming players, injury woes, or all four, managers are usually the first to go, especially first timers like Albernaz.

So is Albernaz on the hot seat? If so, exactly how hot is it, and how likely is a Red Sox like housecleaning scenario in the near future?

We’re not residents, but visit Cypress Cove often enough to have developed a few “pro tips”. Please feel free to add your own:

1. If flying into MCO, don’t be afraid to rent an EV. Cypress Cove has free public EV chargers, and you probably won’t be going far anyways. If you leave Cypress Cove fully charged, you won’t need to pay to recharge prior to return (most companies require >=70% to avoid charges). From fully charged at Cypress Cove to MCO, you’ll return around 80%.

2. Don’t ignore the lake. Free usage of paddle boats, paddleboards, kayaks, etc. Lots of great free amenities that often go unused.

3. Don Pepe’s Taqueria. While Cheeks is great, their menu is limited and mostly fried. If willing to get dressed for something different, great Mexican is about a mile and a half away.

4. Use the office store for snacks and drinks. $1.39 chips, ~$1 sodas, ~$3 beers. If you can’t bring your own, the office has the best snack/drink value on property.

5. Book massage or nail appointments before you get there. They book up.

6. Pool opens at 7 am. While I’m not a huge fan of reserving chairs, the best chairs are reserved as soon as the pool gates open at 7.