Cycled 40k to find some free weed on the ground.
The nearest dispensery from my home is just about a 10km cycle. No biggie, I like cycling and the roads here are safe. So today, as i so often do, cycled over. Had a smoke in their smokers lounge and cycled back totally zen while listening to an audiobook.
Back home, have a snack and I try to grab my backpack to roll another. FUCK. Its still at the dispensary...
Now I've got two options:
Leave it there and pick it up tomorrow. Smokers lounge is members only so they know its mine.
Or
Cycle another 20k to pick it up.
Back we go...
After a good chuckle about me not realising I wasn't wearing my backpack for 10 fckn kilometers I wall back to my bike only to find a baggie of prolly 3g of nice nugs.
Free weed. Made the second trip more than worth it.
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