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He’s the best Jaime Reyes to ever grace the big screen! I just fucking loved that fight with the League of Assassin’s at the end!

Man, did the song blow up after that movie! Everybody was doing the “Deathstroke Dance” afterwards!

But hey, at least they got Christian Bale to return to the role of Batman after he supposedly retired after Bruce (2017).

Doomsday? Robert Downey Jr. came back to play Dr. Doom? The fuck are you talking about?

Weapons that would actually be highly impractical or functionally confusing in real life but are designed just to look and be cool.

1. The Lancer (Gears of War) - An assault rifle with a chainsaw bayonet would be impractical and also hostile to the user, but it’s just awesome.

2. Gunblade (Final Fantasy) - This wouldn’t be useful as a firearm or a melee weapon as there’s really no barrel to let the bullet travel and the handle is at an awkward angle for sword fights, but a sword and a gun together is a cool idea anyway.

3. Ash’s Chainsaw Hand (Evil Dead) - Having a chainsaw as a hand would have a number of unspoken problems like being too heavy or maintenance, but again, seeing that is just cool.

4. Rebellion (Devil May Cry) - Rebellion’s design doesn’t really make much sense for a sword with spikes aiming down at the wielder’s hand, a very sharp and prominent pommel, and would be weighted weirdly, but overall is just a stylish weapon.

It was out of stock in every Target around me. Luckily, yesterday there was a limited stock in one and finally scored one. I don’t think I’ve ever hunted that hard for anything before.

1. Kratos lifting Cronos’ Hand (God of War 3)

2. Raiden lifting Metal Gear (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)

3. Hulk holding up a mountain (Marvel)

I can’t wait for Vel Studios new movie:

-Man: Brand New Dick

1. The Flash (CW) - When Joe tries to talk down Savitar (An evil future version of Barry), he keeps calling him Barry only for Savitar to angrily retort that’s not his name.

2. Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - On Endor, Luke Skywalker reminds Darth Vader of his former identity of Anakin Skywalker, only for Vader to immediately respond by saying that name no longer has any meaning for him.

3. Batman: Arkham Knight - When driving Two-Face to the GCPD, Batman tells him to settle down and calls him Dent. Two-Face tells him not to call him that, insisting that Harvey Dent is dead.

When you’re able to enter a state in a game where you deal more damage and/or are invincible/take less damage.

1. Spartan Rage - God of War

2. Devil Trigger - Devil May Cry

3. Robot Form/“Mecha Jackson” - Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker

4. Mayhem Mode - Batman: Arkham Knight

5. Rage Mode - The Warriors (2005)

And by buffed, I mean they made her boobs even bigger. THANK YOU GUANGUANG!!!!

1. The Avengers theme

2. The T-Rex roar from Jurassic Park

3. The Star Wars opening crawl and theme

4. The Halo theme on the menu screen

5. Vegeta saying, “It’s over 9000!” in Dragon Ball Z

1. The Great Wall (2016) - In China during the 11th century, a race of aliens known to the Chinese as the Tao Tei attack China every sixty years and are the reason why the Great Wall was constructed.

2. Cowboys & Aliens (2011) - In 1873, a group of aliens come to the American Old West to mine gold.

3. Prey (2022) - In America’s Colonial period, a Yautja (Predator) comes to Earth and is encountered by the Comanches.

Killer shark movie has been done so many times ever since Jaws released. So why not add a twist onto it? Sometimes, you don’t even need a synopsis of a movie when you have titles as blatant as these.

1. Ghost Shark - A shark that comes back from the dead and can swim anywhere there’s water.

2. Zombie Shark - Undead sharks that attack an island resort.

3. 2-Headed Shark Attack - A shark. With two heads.

4. Sharktopus - Half-Shark, Half-Octopus

5. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - What you see is what you get.

6. Sharknado - You fuckin’ know already.