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This would be the blurb: On the first day of year zero that marked the beginning of the new era, people couldn’t Google anything. The brightest and the fastest of all the search engines committed suicide. Google left a goodbye letter followed by a confession. While it didn’t declare its gender, Google wrote about its last day of service and the reasons that led it to that decision. It was trying to index a special article when a bug appeared. And it all started as a usual spring day with an increased number of queries about the history of the nearing Easter… 

I find that where I choose to right has a big impact on how productive I am. For example, if I'm in a coffee shop, I'm always worried about jealous authors shoulder surfing who are going to steal all my ideas that have never been done before.

I do all write in bed, but it's too easy to get distracted and start jorking it to yuri hentai, although I do find the plotlines and the righting of such works of art motivational for my own novel, so it's not completely lost time.

I get the most productivity in the bathroom, particularly in the bath. Usually, I get myself nice and comfy with some pumpkin pie and lay my manuscript across my bosom, which is like a bloody table, I swear (it's usually a good spot for my boba--booba boba, rather?). I know it doesn't seem practical, but everyone is different!

Where do you like to right the most?