u/Additional-Use8928

Look, I get it. Im little mac. You wanna hide on the other side of the stage as yoshi spamming egg grab. I get it. You dont have skills. You want to make up for it by using your bullshit.

But can you have the decency to win if youre going to use stupid strategies? Honestly. This is a cheese off. And *I* didnt even get to use my cheese.

No but real talk dudes who join arenas just to be toxic are really sad. Like. Do you want to have fun? Or just spam crouch. Im good with either really. Im just happy to watch little mac run across the screen

Im sick and tired of every single fucking zoner match (even when im not mac) watching zoners just sit and spam their shit. Especially when im offstage and I watch as a ness, snake, pit, anyone with a controllable projectile just sits comfy on stage and "edge guards"

Robin and inkling are forced to either play smart with their projectiles or have to spend some time regaining them (inklings regain is a little too quick tbh but eh, its balanced by needing a minimum amount to throw their bomb)

Hero is the best of em, if he spams his shit hes forced to approach. The perfect way in my opinion.

Okay, after playing street fighter 6 I noticed one thing. Zoners are good at zoning. Thats it. Slip in close? Theyre in trouble. Except JP but fuck jp.

Not fucking here. Samus. Megaman. Link.

The only one I can currently think of who is mainly good at zoning and struggles up close is belmont.

I play little mac, i know, booooo! How dare I? This is my fault right?

Sort of? If I get up close to a samus i expect her to just die, right? Wrong. She has amazing tools to push me off her and run away.

I dont get it. Why are zoners great at up close fighting alongside zoning.

Shes just... so boring to fight. Like yeah I could break my lovely controller joysticks SDIng out. Or I could sit on the other side of the stage and wait for her to mess up.

But like... i could also just not? I could just take the L, stroke their ego, and leave.

Like. Watching a 15 second cutscene of me getting mollywhopped isn't that fun, gotta be honest.

And lord, don't even look at a heavy when youre fighting a bayo. Poor bastards.

Anyways. Im making this after a bayo tossed me around like a salad and then taunted after I decided to just SD. Great game. Really. I got about one interaction that I lost and I just fucking watched as I got carried to the top corner of the blast zone and died. Then I respawnwed and got a decent 30% before their super airdodge kicked in and turned my combo into theirs.

Yeah I died from that too. My fault really. I shouldnt be throwing out my frame 2 up b randomly in the middle of a combo.

Like. Great games bayo. Really good stuff.