u/Adrestia316

I think a really funny comic or fanfic would be where Uzi meets J instead of N first and immediately falls for her and wants to be her pet, and J is all for having a cute worker as a loyal follower. Like, Uzi sees J and is immediately like "I want to be mommy's good girl." and complete abandons her dream of destroying the murder drones.

Since Ubisoft was to lazy to give him an animation of him using his dagger for assassinations before he got the hidden blade and just used the hidden blade kill animation, it looks like he slams his palms into in animal or enemy with enough force to instantly kill it.

I'm at the point where I have to do the first QTE and it doesn't register when I press the button for the second promt. It'll be mash circle, random button, random button and the first two will go fine but the the third one doesn't register, I'll press it the millisecond it's shown and it still doesn't work. The same problem happens with the golden spikes cyclops. The game doesn't register when I do the second button prompt. What pisses me off is that I don't have this problem when streaming on ps5 nor did I have this issue when I played it on ps2, it's exclusively the ps3 God Of War Collection version that I'm having this issue with. The traps and puzzles that made up 80% of this game were already bad enough but the fact that I'm encountering a game breaking bug right at the end of the game is utter bullshit.

Turns out it's because his VA is Tobias from Saint's Row 1 and 2, and several characters from Fallout 4, including Sully, Drumer Boy, and Rufus.

I've seen so many stories about the OP being accused of one of the examples I've given and the people in them always piss me off. If they, especially your family, believe the "victim" over you without any evidence, trying to get your side or seeing if you even have any alibis , then they always believed you were capable of doing something that horrible and always had that low of an opinion of you.

As my teeth tore out her intestines, I paused and thought "Oh, she meant sex."

When her screams stopped and the intruder left through the window they entered, I wished so badly that I had been born with hands instead of paws.

Two cops arresting a woman for shoplifting, while they were shopping, they were in uniform, so my guess is that they were buying stuff for the station, one cop came out with her in handcuffs and the other came out with a cart full of supplies and groceries, and loaded them both up in their suv, yes some cop cars are suvs in my city.

A friendly stray dog was walking around the parking lot going up to people to be pet, that was a fun day.

Me and a coworker had to crawl into an older, obses woman's minivan to get her chihuahuas so she can put them in her electric cart basket, she couldn't leave them in her van, because the battery to it was messed up, I'm pretty sure that's what she was there to buy, and it was like 90 something degrees outside. She had five of those adorable little rat dogs.

I found a butt plug on the floor of the mell's restroom. I left it alone, but it was gone later, so either the owner came back for it, or maintenance actually touched it and threw it away.

A guy who told me how crashing his motorcycle to avoid hitting a turtle in the road led to him becoming religious and finding God.

A funny little thing that happened during Christmas Eve a few years back, was this asshole had parked their suburban so that it took four parking spots, someone wrote the N-word in the dust covered windshield, so that should tell you what other people thought of that.

A woman got ran over, she was fine, mostly. Apparently the owner of the vehicle didn't put in park, and it had backed over a woman walking behind it, and had gone over the grass separating the parking lot form a McDonald's parking lot. Not sure what happened to the owner of the car.

I've had to fish around under people's trucks to get a stray kitten that had crawled up under there, most of the people that happens to happily take them home, too.

I've seen two Beetlejuices, the Dragonborn, some pet monkeys, and Lightning McQueen, seriously wish I had taken a photo of that one.

When I was out in the lot at night a woman ran out the emergency exit at the garden center on the side of the store with a cart full of stuff and booked it to the TLE at the back as a black car came speading down to pick her up.

The attempted theft of a rotisserie chicken lead to a cop being physically assaulted, which resulted in multiple cops being called the assaulter being tackled through the sliding door, and multiple arrests.

A women tried to return a clearly used and old children's bike without a receipt or proof of purchase and when told by the employee and customer service that she can't return it, the woman said "It's because I'm white, isn't it?" to which the employee responds "I'm white too."

which got a "Not white enough apparently." in response.

The Walmart I work at is a shithole with poor management, an extremely high turn overrate and the building itself is constantly having problems. The ceiling leaks whenever there's rain and instead of fixing it, management has maintenance put down buckets to catch the water, one of the bays (the area where carts are kept) has ants and rats, both mules are the shitty new model, The Cart Manager Ultra that stalls on every little bump, our parking lot is full of potholes and cracks, the break room has flies the size of the end of my pinkie finger and roaches, and employees get garbage hours which means the ones that are on the clock get overworked and exhausted. The cart pushers especially are overworked, our parking lot is at least a three person lot, and because we have such a high turn over rate, due to employees either being fired or quitting there's usually only one clocked in at a time, making them have to do the work of 3 people and still get bitched at by management. We're also a "second-hand store", meaning whenever a nearby better store gets new stuff like carts, we get their old shit. There's also been so many thefts that it's weird when the cops aren't there. They've even arrested someone while the cops were shopping, I'm guessing buy stuff for the station.