
Is my butler pulling my leg or what?
I asked my butler where all of the money from the house's discretionary spending account went and he told me he spent $8000 on an invisible portafilter. He was telling me how it is so pure that none of the materials will color the teroir of the yirg handpicked dragon fruit coferment gesha beans I had delivered from a boutique subscription service.
Is he lying to me here or is he on to something ingenius?