u/Amaya3066

▲ 310 r/Lowes

It finally happened

Weeks, nay months have passed since I took on this challenge. People scoffed, said it was impossible, but I was determined to see the inside of the private family bathroom. More times than I can recall was I struck with disappointment as I tried to open the handle and finally see the promised land inside, only to find it locked. I stand now basking in the light, no one farting or grunting within mere inches of me, free to get as naked as I need to in order to complete the task ahead. No watchful eyes here. Don't lose hope lads, you too could be this lucky one day.... if you believe.

u/Amaya3066 — 9 days ago
▲ 85 r/Lowes

The family bathroom? yeah right, thats permanently manned under a strict regiment of slacker employees. So I'm forced to go into the zoo, the regular bathroom... where I am constantly confronted by a chorus of crying anuses as they have (what sounds like) the worst day of their life. What is the average lowes customer eating? How about the employees? It seems like at any given time 20 people are shutting their brains out in the store and I'm sick of it.

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u/Amaya3066 — 18 days ago