*The Green Plumber would be just standing there, weirdly enough not speaking or doing anything,*
*Wonder what his deal is?*
*The Green Plumber would be just standing there, weirdly enough not speaking or doing anything,*
*Wonder what his deal is?*
*As the empire was crumbling, people being aged to ash, rewinded to non-existence, and even permanently frozen in time, all by HIS hand.*
*Cabbage had learned how to use all the Timestones to the fullest.*
*And, eventually*
*..He did it, he wiped out the world, and his machines and himself finally had it all.*
*This is what he wanted,*
*But.. As Cabbage got finished crushing the last creature, his mutated face finally grinning, he began to celebrate with his machines, he had finally gotten rid of those RODENTS!*
*FINALLY!*
*And thus, he celebrated! With his machines, he was joyful!*
*...But, as he celebrated, he slowly got bored, usually he'd have to deal with an annoyance but.. Nothing.*
*What did he have now? Just his machines? But they could.. Could never fill in the role that his enemies did.*
*Sure, he could bring back his enemies with the timestones but.. That'd be backtracking, why would he want that??*
*And...Would it even be the same? He's already beyond strength it'd... It'd always be too easy..*
*This was his world, yet he was alone.*
*It was cold.*
*...What is this? He should be satisfied! Not- Not.. *
*..Not sorrow, he shouldn't sorrow.*
*But he can't help but sorrow still, and.. He needed something, SOMEWHERE, to vent to atleast, and thus*
*He'd go to his piano for the last time, and begin to play.*
*The Rotten Cabbage would be limping around, one hand, untwirling his arm somewhat to form 3 pincher-like fingers, his other hand just limp,*
*And his mustache has gotten more saggy, as well as his suspenders breaking slightly due to his growth,*
*Now, over 9ft, getting close to 10 feet.*
*It seems he was still searching for a new base, also seeming to be at least SOMEWHAT more stable, but it's hard to tell with the way he looks.*
The Lineup is: Pre-Rotten-Cabbage CabbageMan, Mr. C, and Garsaneh,
They are allowed all of their things, what will you do?
I'm so awersome,
I'm so c00l
He simply likes the vocal range and such that Miku has, and finds any Miku song to be quite splendid,
His face song happens to be Static.
This is a totally important fact totally
*Sniff, sniff.*
" I...Smell...Empier-goers going about. "
" Moving around..Here and there... "
" Their...Weak texture...Tearable... "
*CabbageMan would twitch for a moment, taking a moment to fix his jaw yet again.*
I just experienced something I've never experienced before.
I saw a 007n7 trying to teleport, but a John Doe was about to hit him, and, deciding to try something out of boredom, I bodyblocked for the 007n7 and parried, letting him escape,
And when the round ended, I got called a "W guest",
I have never been called that before it felt, good?
And it inspired me to try helping more and by GOD it felt amazing,
So this last post saying I won't help again? STUPID.
I WILL help again and I will enjoy it.
*All there was left was, deadgrass surrounding CabbageMans base, some...Rusted metal, and a single wall that was barely holding on, like it was wilting,*
*Weirdly enough, where the elevator to the lowest floor of CabbageMans base was meant to be, was instead a piston, carrying a strange.. CabbageShaped chamber that didn't seem to be affected by the strange time-dialation.*
*And the sky surrounding CabbageMans ruined base was grey and polluted, probably due to the base collapsing and releasing all of its built up pollution or something.*
*Best not to get TOOOO close to this thing however.*
*The Great Kohl Device.*
*His greatest work.*
*His true greatest work, not his daughter, not his wife.*
*This. Was his greatest work.*
*A chamber meant to turn whoever steps inside into an artificial GOD.*
*...Keyword, "Artificial", we'll note THAT for later.*
*It was powered by the Time-Stones, the ones HE was meant to guard.*
*But who cares about guarding?*
*No, what he cares for is the progress of his empire.*
*...Then, he'd press a little button at the bottom of the chamber, opening it, and he'd step inside, as it closed in on him, he felt it, pure energy, gathering up from the bottom, slowly rising to encase him entirely.*
*Once it did, he'd need to marinate for a while.*
*And once he 'hatched'? He'd finally become what he was meant to be.*
*The Ruler of Everything.*
*His last thoughts before he went into hibernation in the marination chamber?*
*..Who knows?*
*CabbageMan was sitting in the dark, he liked the dark.*
*He could think in the dark without interruption, he could interupt things, he could.. Be at temporary peace.*
*Tick. Tock.*
*The clock went, "tick tock" it kept going.*
*Time passed, always did, always will.*
*...Speaking of time.*
*A lot of time has passed since he got here, has it not? From when he first got here, he was minor, barely recognized, no one knew him, he was just.. Average,*
*Then, he started becoming worse, and worse overtime, from trying to take over the empire, to k1lling an empire-goer, the fox was it?*
*Then, his daughter.*
*His.. Sweet, beautiful daughter.*
*His creation.*
*When he first created something like her, he felt such joy! It was his greatest work, an inspiration for later projects he could say.*
*He.. Couldn't lie, he did enjoy that part of his life, for a time at least.*
*Then came his wife, his amazing 'wife'. Another creation of his, another one of his greatest works.*
*... Cabbage couldn't help but miss it, he was fond of the past in a way, back when he was semi-liked, back when he had people who cared even when he was a dumb drunk.*
*But, Cabbage can't miss that, he knows he can't, he isn't ALLOWED to.*
*He's too far in the deep end to stop now, and now he needs to take it all.*
*Burn it all.*
*... Destroy everything.*
*...Then, Cabbage stopped focusing, just, trying to relax now, in the deep, deep dark.*
*All alone, as always.*
*He was not built for this new world.*
*Garsaneh didn't realize this when he arrived.*
*He was on his knees, feeling himself being decayed at a higher rate, his "mustache" and "eyebrows" starting to crack and fall off, parts of his chest peeling away like an orange.*
*He was still, by technicality, a young void-being who couldn't understand much, and that lead to him making a botched, horrible vessel not meant for outside his game.*
*And that lead to what is currently happening.*
*He could feel it, feel the dread. The dread of his vessel fully decaying.*
*He wouldn't die of course, that isn't how it works, but it would take him quite an amount of time to create a better vessel.*
*But for now, as he decayed, he started to feel angry, rageful, not in the best state of mind (Well, he was never in the best state of mind but, you know).*
*And it seems like he'd not be too good to talk to.*
I couldn't figure out what tag to use but I digress.
This is a weird bug I can't seem to figure out and want fixed, this specifically ONLY happens with my burger hat + glasses combo, ONLY that.
And the combo ONLY looks normal if I, get this, equip r15. And I don't wanna do that.
The Life Cycle of Garsaneh.
BEGINNING:
A young entity, 1006 years of age, yet to know how to take in people to his world. Tries to be wacky but due to not understanding humans, is gruesome instead.
He endlessly is "Hungerous" to be seen as "entertaining" and "worthy of his existence".
Created his game as of recent, only AI vessels as of now in his world.
MID-WAY: 2050.
Lied forgotten, his vessel began a decay, no one has played his game in ages, making him grow rageful, starved of appreciation, growing more tormentful instead of wacky.
His horns have mostly fallen off, as well as his "mustache", which is also actually horns, and his body is showing cracks which he tries to hide, deeming his true form "Unentertaining."
EMPEROR MOHTAVA: Contentness.
Has grown used to his powers, realizing he doesn't need love, he doesn't need to be entertaining, all he wants is entertainment for himself.
He has regained a hint of his wackiness, but is cruel now, intelligent, methodical.
His true form now nearly in full display, only hidden by the darkness in his vessel, and his body gaining a more 'modern' shape, as he strayed away to become ... More original, from his inspiration. Has learned how to drag people to his world finally.
He chose the name "MOHTAVA" due to his happiness, his "Contentness", in his realization that
He.
Is.
All.
" AUGH! WHAT THE?! IMPOSSIBLE! THIS ISN'T THE CAB-MOBILE! NOOOO!! AUGH! NOO!! PINCHER GOOOOOOOOO "
*Then, somehow, Cabbage would catch himself and keep himself lifted using his PINCHER ARM and his other hand, despite the fact he's 700 pounds.*
*Don't ask how.*
Now, I don't have any proof of this theory, but hear me out,
Aberrant John is 20,000, same as the yourself skin,
wouldn't it make sense if the other aberrant skins were the same price as the respective killers yourself skin?
...yeah I have no proof for this at all thats why I called it a dumb theory
...but it could be true,,,?
" . . Though my challenge puts that patience through a TEST... You still made iiiiit... Throuuuuughh the rest... "
" This time we've spent, though not content, it's seeen, a fight, that is for what is RIGHT- Though chaos lies, quelled hungered tries to take hold but you won't give up, RIGHT? "
" Zoned in on this nice session, right here for MY impression, thou shall realize that this game LACKS. DI-SCRE-TION. "
" As you go through hallowed halls don't BE appalled by screams that come from halls. Too good yet too bad thus ends the game that calls. "
" Now that I'm finally free, all to frolic in glee! Old game rotten, lies forgotten time to FALL for nows the End..For Allll... "
*The man would be waving, slow, precisionful, in complete control of every micro-movement, yet the way his fingers spread slowly and unspread like he was getting semi-used to his own body was... Off.*
" How very pleasureful to be of acquaintance... This place is quite intriguing, you know. "
" Such... Many new people to meet. So many NEW people to come! I enjoy it dearly. "
Oh and some doodles too idk.
Also c00lkidd burnt my goddamn pizza,,,