u/Ambitious-Lemon-75

Let me break it down for you.

The amount of times you can play survivor only to get tortured is immense, games killer sided, that's okay, totally,

But doesn't mean it's fun.

I mean while YES I do enjoy Pillar Chase, Precode got me into the game infact! Specifically Tinky but I digress,

I hate playing survivor, it feels like a lobotomizing, orange peeling experience.

Every single game is a constant serverwipe no matter what, the exit is camped, it feels so EASY to win as monster that I barely need to use my brain, still need to use it for placing down walls or stuff but I digress yet again (See how much I enjoy saying Digress?)

What's even worse is most of the survivor classes aren't even that good (Especially Usurper ehem,)

All I'm saying is, maybe the survivor experience could be improved? Maybeeee??

(Also dishonorable mention, lost soul mode, those weird green crystal things annoy me so much JUST HOLD STILL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUGH)

I be feelin that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in my bones lads.

I mean like,,,,

It's just been constant blue(? Neutral?) and Red, I've yet to see a single green yet, it's a lil odd,

Charging demise is fine I think, haven't used Brutum in a while but, I dunno.

Just find it a little odd,

*It wielded a strange hook in one hand, and a rusty, double barrel shotgun on his back,*

*He overall seemed quite... Odd, and not odd in the cool way, more like odd in the "FREAKY and SCARY" way.*

" Oh-Ho! I'm here, I'm actually here! "

*He'd say, looking around, as if expecting someone, but, there'd be no one seemingly, as the man's smile twitched slightly, yet still keeping shape, this is fine, yes, so fine.*

" Oh, Flamingo, where could U be? "

*Who was this flamingo? No clue, maaaybeee you could interact? Watch out for the shotgun though.*

" Hello Rodents! And Rodentettes, I am your new MEDIC! "

" I shall help with many things, upgrades, surgeries, if you want a liver removed, I'm zhe guy! DOHOHOHOOO! "

" Do note that there is a small chance said liver will gain life but I digress, "

" Now, who wants complimentary surgery?! "

*CabbageMan, after talking about his little backstory. Would move, spending all night renovating an old village hut, turning it into a repair shop.*

*As he did, he wouldn't forget to add a sign, and what was on the sign? Well... It was him and his father together, god how he misses him.*

*But I digress, there's a new repair shop! Come to it if you need repairs on yourself, if you need an item fixed, or if you simply want to chat.*

*Anywhom, inside the little hut was a snack bar, some tools, a desk where CabbageMan sat at, a soda dispenser, and some seats for customers to sit at if they want to ask for repairs, ask for soda, or ask to talk.*

* . . It looked quite nice.*

" Ehem... Is this thing working? I assume it is. "

" Hello. My name is Dr. CabbageMan Mechanix. Real birth name being "Drauss Xinahcem.' Today I would like to take a moment to open up about my life and such. From before I entered the empire I mean. "

*The screen would flicker slightly, showing a picture of CabbageMan at a young age, and seemingly his father.*

" Back when I was first born, my parents used to love and cherish me, considering me their greatest treasure. My father always enjoyed showing me video games on his 'F95' gaming console when he wasn't working his job as a repair man, and my mother meanwhile made sure to do the house work and such. "

" Life was good up until I reached 10, where I learned my father got a job opportunity to gain a better pay, at the cost of moving away into an entirely new place, that place being "Tropical Valley'. A nice place it was back in the day, truly, and I never had to deal with that annoying Hog, dohohooo... "

*The man would pause, continuing.*

" . . Anywhom, my parents began to argue, my mother thought the place they were at was already perfect, on the other hand, my father wanted to make sure I had an amazing childhood, probably due to some personal issues I never truly learned about but I digress, my parents began to argue, and the arguing continued on, and on, and on. "

" Eventually, one night, while my mother slept, my father would wake me up as I was sleeping, telling me we were 'going somewhere', and told me to pack up, which I, with my young mind thinking we were going somewhere cool, did infact pack. "

" Once we left, my father first took me to the local diner where I always relaxed with him, he got me my favorite drink, sour apple soda, and some Ice Cream, I was ecstatic! I wondered what I did to 'earn' this surprise, but I'd soon figure out later. "

" After I had finished my ice cream and soda, my Father would drive me far, far away, making sure to bring his gaming console with him as well as other things. "

" We'd drive for so long, I'd even eventually fall asleep, waking up to the peeking sun in Tropical Valley. Confused, I'd ask my father why we were there, and he'd explain that we were 'Moving for a new opportunity' and that my mother 'couldn't see how good this was', and that's when I finally realized something, if my mom wasn't there, and this apparently was one big 'moving trip' that meant, well. "

" I wouldn't really see her anymore. "

" That had me sad, but my Father cheered me up, saying that I'd 'Enjoy this new place', in which, I did! For a time. "

" Although this nagging feeling in me kept growing and growing, asking this one question: 'Was my mom ever gonna come back'? "

" And the answer? She never did. And for years I'd live with my Father, he'd let me play Super Smash Brothers on his little console, and he'd always lose to me on purpose, and we'd... We'd give eachother high fives and... "

" . . . Ehem, excuse me, sorry, was tearing up for a moment. "

" So, eventually, I'd grow old enough for my father to start teaching me how to be a repair man like him so I could one day inherit the business, and over time, that's what I did, learn how to repair, and I'd even learn how to make robots in my spare time! "

" Once I reached the ripe age of 22, my father would finally retire, giving his little repair business all to me, while he relaxed in the comfort of his home, letting me live with him so I could properly keep tabs on everything. "

" Life was good! It was great. "

" . . . That WAS until *he* showed up, that damned Tenrec. Acting heroic, doing 'good deeds', saving people, stopping threats, and for clarification it was like, this tenrecs father and such, "

" But I digress, everytime that DAMNED tenrec 'saved' the place, *I* would have to fix the damages, do you know how expensive it is to fix a large village? It's detrimenting! "

" And eventually, it kept going down hill, we'd be losing money due to the CONSTANT repairs we'd have to do, and one day, "

" Well, that damned Tenrec wasn't careful, he didn't care, he was just soooo speedy, and he went too fast and, in the middle of a fight with this random speedy entity, this TENREC would accidentally run into my father at high speeds when he was trying to take groceries, bam, eviscerated. "

" Oh, I was LIVID once I heard the news, even more so when I learned he somehow got a MEDAL for saving that village from that 'horrifying thing'!, they didn't even CARE that *I* had lost the only person that could truly, remarkably, understand me. "

" And from that day on, I swore I'd completely eradicate that TENRECS bloodline entirely, "

" In which, I'd then become a villain, back in my old days, I used to wear my fathers outfit when facing this tenrec, who was much older then me surprisingly, and to be frank, his old age caught up cause in one of our fights, I'd FINALLY crush him with a mech, celebrating, and moving into hiding, "

" ONLY to learn that in that big fight, I had crushed a lot of other torians, which wasn't my intention. "

" That made me realize from that day on, I was too far deep in my crimes and such. "

" Fun fact, only a month later Hog took the mantel of being a hero, and that, is how THAT rivalry began. "

" And you know the rest, I evaporated Hog after he went 'rogue', and ended up in this world. "

He done got that fit amiright?

He was a TELETUBBY who BRAGGED about DESIMATIN PEOPLE! And he professed and confessed to be a DEMON!

Stricken is awesome lowkey, just saying

*Said thing was, somehow, inside the empire, specifically inside a rations room, no clue how, or why, but it was there.*

*How it appeared there? Well...*

*It started back at the place where you chase the Pillars or something, he was meant to be apart of the cast to rid of the players in each match, but, for whatever reason, he took a wrong turn, going into some random green portal and ending up smack-dab in the middle of the empire's base.*

*And, well, I'd say it was pretty dumb, a little overaggressive, but, for the sake of character introduction, it will not attack.*

(NOTE: The Stricken will be played how *I* wanna play em, y'know? I just wanna have fun,,,)

2 versions since I was bored.

Non-Uh, screamy version is slide 2, and regular Stricken is slide 1. Idk

*He ALSO seemed to be selling complimentary water, how nice!*

*Should he be trusted though? I mean, he HAS been really evil before, especially with the whole scarf thing in the past and the whole uh, you know, being horrid in general.*

*But I digress, he seemed to mean well, and hell, his Cabbots seemed much more.. Sentient, then usual, almost as sentient as his daughter was, sort of.*

" Erm... Hello, people? "

*The man would simply say, slightly loudly, trying to get the attention of some empire goers who could be up at the time or something.*

" I would uhh, like to give away some fireflies? As an errr, egh, 'apology'? For what I've done? I don't know, I am not too good at apologizing, egh. "

" . . . . I also brought water? "

Now, I won't say this is a MAJOR announcement, but it's a nice little introduction

So I'll tag this as Less major announcement until told otherwise by my friendly friends-

Ehem, I digress, hello, I'm CabbageMan, call me Cab, or Cabbage,

And I- Wait you already know this, ehem.

My hobbies include art, moderating, playing Forsaken, roleplaying,

I'm so very glad to be meeting you people, I hope we can all be very good friends or something.

Go ahead and ask me any questions if you want some details about me,

With many love and such: CabbageMan

" Such pests down there, every single one of them! Dohohohoo- *COUGH COUGH* GACK- "

*The man would be coughing slightly, GODDAMN he's old, last time you folk saw this guy, aka the original CabbageMan (Technically), he looked a lot less... Grey-haired.*

*BUT, none the less, he was back, in a new Cab-Mobile flying machine, and looking down on everyone*

*And then he'd fly down to the floor, stretching slightly, popping his back.*

" AAaaaahhhh it is quite good to return... "

*And as Mr. C backed up, a familiar face would crawl out, hunched before posing slightly*

'???': " Ah... So GOOD to be back... "

*Said a familiar voice, could it be...?*

*It WAS him. CabbageMan. Not the one from the past, not a variant. But HIM. The ORIGINAL. The one that was RID OF all that time ago.*

'The Original': " Oh, how the empire has long since forgotten my fury... And how EAGER I am to make them remember it. "

*Mr. C meanwhile, would have sprinted off by now, not wanting to face the THING he accidentally just summoned, although noting the ritual for later use.*

*Then, the original would move, leaving the base, and returning to the outside, he was FREE. And it was time he finally got revenge.*

*Twas the night before- Wait, wrong story.*

*Around the base of the Eggman Empire, specifically an abandoned, old base with some broken badniks and such, the base was near Ice Cap Zone, in a slightly warmer climate, meaning there was no snow thankfully.*

*Didn't mean it wasn't chilly however, and the place was lined with fences too.*

****But I digress, "Sonic" (u/***Low_Asparagus5647) would see said base in the distance, could be the location of CabbageMans underground base, but it could also not, perhaps "Sonic" could ask him, or he could see said base for himself.*

*It was up to him, although Waking up Cabbage could be humorous, truly.*

*Well, obviously, the facility was gonna BLOW.*

*Carlos and DBTG needed to reach the escape pod before the place was BLOWN TO BITS.*

*Should be simple, just a quick run to the control room.*

" HOHOHOOHOOO! TODAY, RODENTS, YOU ALL FALL! HOHOHOOOO! I SHALL USE MY LATEST CREATION TO 'CRUSH' YOU ALL! "

" AND THEN I CAN FINALLY RULE MOBIUS! WITH NOT A SINGLE SOUL CAPABLE OF STOPPING ME! "

*And with that, he'd send out his badniks, this was simply a 'test' in his eyes, he wouldn't DESIMATE them, he'd let himself lose of course, as was the game, not thinking any of the bootlegs were smart enough to make a plan.*

*The Red Ring, which was, for some reason, never taken by "Robotnik", would fling off 'Sonic's wrist, floating as the ghostly visage of a familiar man would appear, it seemed like he was thinking.*

*You know, it would've made more sense for him to try and help... Literally at any other time, but I digress, the man was there, and he could help maybe, well, maybe.*

" . . . Hm. "

*The man would simply hum, thinking, alright, so it seems he doesn't even know what to do, how stupid.*

(note, doing this timeskip to progress the story because frankly, unfortunately, I've been busy, so, I decided to finish up this subarc quickly so I have time to finish my work, and then have time to make the next arc.)